Findings:
- You know it is going to be a strange day when you wake up dead
- when I am King, we will have no such things, but, my lads, if the old king my father were dead, we would be all kings.
- When she shouts BE QUIET THE NEIGHBORS WILL HEAR IF YOU'RE NOT QUIET
- Long after bedtime I will wake up and sit crosslegged watching you. It is your fault for having your face.
- When I'm long dead, the bee will win
- May the world be a better place when I wake up
- Spiral, spin, ride the whirlwind, knowing when the drumming stops, there will be no second dance
- I worry that no matter how hard I pray, you'll always be just out of my reach
- Why matter cannot reach the speed of light
- no matter how pretty the flower, it's still only a weed
- Her perception of how gorgeous she is will be evident in her lack of movement during sex
- When she woke up, her hands were still dreaming
- When the log rolls over we will all be dead
- Strange man makes permanent visit
- I want to be a pirate when I grow up
- It will be good when I am leader
- someday, when she will think back upon the time when she was as yet undishonored
- If Huey Lewis Isn't Still Cool Then How Can I Be?
- When I woke up this morning, I thought I was a parallelogram. I still have a sneaking suspicion.
- How Can You Be in Two Places at Once When You're Not Anywhere at All?
- The journey will be worth it when you achieve something greater than what harmed you through the journey
- When, if ever, will there be permanent peace in the Balkans?
- I come home, she lifted up her wings. I guess that this must be the place.
- How to tell when a guy just wants to be friends
- If the earth won't be still, than I will.
- when you watch in broadcast order sometimes dead characters will come back to life
- Sometimes people will tell you that there are no options and they will be wrong.
- When I stop going there, I will be well.
- you can give up, but there will always be those who do not
- How long can any one heart be so confused?
- I will love them all when everyone else is long gone
- I want to be a whale when I grow up. Or a squid.
- Things grow, no matter how much attention they’re paid
- Maybe if we're lucky the person dreaming our lives will wake up
- wake up, drunk sleep silence
- You wake up slowly when you're a mile underground
- When I woke up this morning I had no regrets - I felt no shame
- When I look into her eyes, I no longer care about what the world thinks. This is what it feels like to be alive.
- I will be the first thing you will be thinking about after you wake
- When I grow up (I want to be an old woman)
- I want to be a sherpa when I grow up
- How to be strong for her, when all you want is to depend on her
- When my boat comes in, you will be the first to board
- When night falls, I will be waiting for you
- No. 43: How Not To Be a Geek
- When will Linux be a good gaming platform?
- That icky feeling when a client calls with a downed server and you have no clue how to fix it
- How to tell when a journalist has no idea what they're talking about
- will my heart be there, where I left it so long ago?
- If only our tongues were made of glass, how much more careful we would be when we speak.
- A mid-leap crisis will still be a crisis even if you manage to land on your feet.
- I want to be a dirty old man when I grow up
- How to tell when your dog just wants to be friends
- When Pride Still Mattered
- How to scream when no one is looking
- When she sleeps, is she not moving her legs aside for an unknown garrison?
- How to tell when you have really messed up your relationship
- How it feels to be interviewed (when you know the answers)
- But, my dear sir, if you educate them, they will no longer be Baptists
- When Renny wakes up
- If I had called you, would you still be dead?
- Every morning when I wake up, I feel guilty for all the things I have ever been
- Forgive me for who I am when I wake up
- What I want to be when I grow up
- Questions you will be asked when you study Chinese
- You touched me when I needed to be touched, and for that I will hold you in my heart forever
- Maybe when we drown the fish will be our friends
- Maybe someday I'll be an M&M the color of your eyes
- This Train Will Be Taking No Passengers
- Your first writeup will be nuked: Don't give up
- I can only pray that, when I finally leave, I will have done little enough damage to be totally forgotten
- When I rise it will be with the ranks, and not from the ranks
- The monsters of the past will be long forgotten by the time the general populace is ever forgiven
- She tells stories as if she knows what the ending will be.
- It will be a love story ... for she will be my heroine for all time
- When the seagulls follow the trawler, it is because they think sardines will be thrown into the sea.
- Suicide is punishable by resurrection. There will be no exceptions.
- The guy who may as well already be dead and therefore doesn't care about the consequences of his actions and is able to move with perfect freedom for the remainder of what will likely be a tragically short life
- What do you want to be when you grow up?
- Your first relationship will be nuked: Don't give up
- My skin will remember your skin, but I will no longer know. I will be a ghost forever
- Foam on the tide is no more or less real than the sea, it simply is, was, will be
- Don't stop. You can sleep when you're dead.
- I was supposed to be dead when this picture was taken
- It must be morning when she dreams.
- No matter how wise an old sheep, he can't teach a fish how to polevault
- The ocean will one day give up its dead
- Dust mop so magic she can not believe how fun it is to clean up after people
- When I grow up, I want to be a pretzelman
- I'll give up printf() when you pry my cold dead fingers from it
- But we should not be afraid. How else will we discover the answers?
- when you are a seagull I will not be the ocean
- You can still be very hurtful when you do what's right.
- When at last I found no further traces of the living or the dead, then I stopped.
- There will be no more stories to read
- Make something beautiful, no matter how ugly the steps in making it are
- I know you're cute no matter how many layers of abstraction you hide behind
- She hopes I'm cursed forever to sleep on a twin size mattress, never graduating up in size to add a lover.
- She wakes me up by tickling my feet
- When left long enough, students will always discuss cartoons they watched as kids
- You make a light in the world and you hope someone can still look up from the dust for long enough to see it
- I still tiptoe up the stairs when it's dark
- A child who will clearly grow up to be as demented as me
- She will remember your heart when men are fairy tales in books written by rabbits
- This must be the night when I remember how to fly, when the breeze catches my weight at last
- wake up and find her still there
- When we finally fall, it will be fast and sure
- Wake me up if you still want me
- when i wake up i can't remember what it was. it's so hard to smuggle something out of a dream.
- How long do babies sleep?
- When you wake up feeling old
- I was throwing around useless proverbs when all she needed was to be held and told that she was beautiful
- Even the dead will not be safe
- How to be a moron in any city but Baltimore
- How to be a Romantic Poet
- In the future, hairstyles will be just like they are now
- How to be a polite smoker in a non-smoking world
- Pay attention, this will be important later
- It ought to be broad daylight, but the shadow that envelops the story shows no signs of brightening
- How the Moon Came to Be
- Will warez and filesharing be the salvation of freedom?
- It Will Always Be Here For You
- World peace is a beautiful dream that will never be achieved by the human race
- What would existence be like for a child born with no senses?
- Never give an order you know will not be obeyed
- so that all her children will be adventurers in light
- Why Deeahblita will never be late again
- When the aliens attack my workplace, I'm going to be so damn READY
- There are times when they seem to be right
- Marks which will never be broken
- Job applications with spelling errors will be thrown away
- It will be in Georgia. It will be Taipei.
- Everything will be required of us, and everything will be given
- Now he can be loved. Now he is no more.
- Let's Make Up and Be Friendly
- If I can just get Mike to the 24-hour Whipper-Snapper, I will be okay.
- You will know your action. You are present there, not thinking of somewhere else you ought to be.
- How does it feel to be one of the beautiful people?
- Don't want to be lonely no more
- How to be a troll
- I don't want to be here when you don't call.
- In twenty years your favorite song will be playing in an elevator
- We try to be friendly here. Those who are not friendly will be shot.
- After this, everything got louder and no one could be heard
- In case of rapture, this vehicle will be unmanned
- Why we long to be American
- The revolution will not be webcast
- How To Be Good
- If you tolerate this piss then your bitter will be next
- I am not wrong. I will not be mended.
- Oh sneff, will you be my cook, my thief, my wife, and my lover?
- On the comet there will be much pie
- All scientific theories will eventually be disproved
- How to be a convincing teenage girl on IRC
- I have always imagined that Paradise will be a kind of library
- The strengths that opposed your will shall be obedient fire in your blood
- No One Here Is Ever Going to be President: Noders raise things in the city where things fall down
- I may be lying in the gutter, but I am looking up at the stars
- If the field of AI had tried building footballers rather than chess players, how might it be different today?
- How to Be a Complete Bastard
- How to be invisible
- It will be a hot day and these two ice cubes. We will melt, become one.
- How to be Happy, Dammit
- If you meet a strange, confident woman, she may well be a witch
- Be still, my soul, be still
- You will be wrong. Embrace it.
- Time travel, as I think of it, will never be invented
- How to speak about women and be politically incorrect
- Who Will Be There
- How the Sun Came to Be
- Goops and How to be Them
- There could still be a reunion of The Band
- A tentative laugh, she expected to be interrupted
- How To Be Happy In A Sad, Sad World
- How to be a Jackass in your own home
- No threat should be taken lightly
- How to be happy for a certain period of time
- How to be a good motorcycle passenger
- Surah 60 She that is to be Examined
- No one can be totally logical
- I am blind when I want to be
- If we define things as unreal, they may still be real in their consequences
- Whatever you do will be insignificant, but it is very important that you do it
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