Findings:
- I worry that no matter how hard I pray, you'll always be just out of my reach
- Strange man makes permanent visit
- Things grow, no matter how much attention they’re paid
- there are no good or bad people
- No matter where you go, there you are
- It doesn't matter how smart you are if you let your emotions get the better of you
- An American in Tours
- There's no such thing as a free beer
- No matter how wise an old sheep, he can't teach a fish how to polevault
- I am no doubt moving. The question now is not where, but how. My life changes everyday. Big deal.
- There's no room in my life for anyone to stay
- there's a crack in everything - that's how the light gets in
- The game we play is life, and there are no rules save the ones we make
- No one gets out of this life alive
- There is almost no need for the word 'get'
- How do you get there?
- Make something beautiful, no matter how ugly the steps in making it are
- How do you make a life matter?
- no matter how pretty the flower, it's still only a weed
- George W. Bush is a moron, and there is no 'grey matter' there
- I hope there is someone in your life to tell you how beautiful you are
- Getting a free case of beer
- I know you're cute no matter how many layers of abstraction you hide behind
- In Heaven there is No Beer
- Now that there is no hell, evil folks like you just get reincarnated as McDonald's register jockeys
- Rain is always the same, no matter where you are
- How precious can human life be? There are six billion people on the planet!
- How to get someone to stop playing that one song over and over
- Got to Get You into My Life
- How to get an abortion when it's illegal to do so in your country
- How to get a 19" monitor for free
- How to get rid of a cold
- Life is like a strange, unpopular restaraunt filled with odd waiters who give you things you never asked for and don't always like.
- The Universe always gets the first move
- How to get Windows 2000 to let you alter the Device Manager
- How to get to sleep
- How to get to Antarctica
- How to get more donations for Everything
- How to get it
- How to get a date in France: 2
- Tenchi, go get some more *hic* TEA!
- How do you get two piccolos to play in tune?
- There's that feeling you get
- It's always a pleasure to elevate a bad mood to an abstract principle
- Why is there always money for war, but not for education?
- How to get a skateboard sponsor
- How to get an A on your English paper
- How to get lost
- Getting a site banned from Google
- Getting what you want from tech support
- Alexander and the Terrible, Horrible, No Good, Very Bad Day
- Open a bottle of beer with a lighter
- How to recover a Sun Netra X1 with a Corrupted Disk Label - Bad Magic Number error
- How to lie and get away with it
- The movies always get it wrong
- Having gotten myself into a position where I can have my cake and eat it too, I feel no compulsion to get up from the table
- I always wanted to get married one day
- How to get good in-flight service
- There's always a catch!
- How to get unrestricted simultaneous downloads in Internet Explorer
- You don't always have to disagree, or agree for that matter
- How to get rid of stress using a Q-tip rectal thermometer
- How did I get here, Sarah?
- How to get SMS death threats from coke dealers in London
- How to Get Ahead in Advertising
- How do cows get all their nutrients, when they only eat grass?
- How to get past the alarm gates in retail stores
- How to get mugged
- How to get through U.S. Customs
- Getting the most out of being a temp
- My new way to get there
- How to get a first class seat in economy class
- Avoiding sexually transmitted disease
- Tetanus shot
- How to get tree sap or pitch off your hands
- Harmless social deviancy always gets beaten down
- Why noding about your personal life can be a bad idea
- If you're not doing anything bad, you have no reason to fear government censorship.
- Dr. Curry and the Terrible, Horrible, No Good, Very Bad Day
- How to Write Bad Poetry
- How to always win at 3D Tic-Tac-Toe
- No, but I'll have a beer
- How to shotgun a beer
- oh no (says the pot, in the direction of the kettle) bad news
- No such thing as a bad day
- How to Make Root Beer
- Get a life!
- How to crack root and not get caught
- Life sucks. Get over it.
- Life isn't always precious
- Getting what you want from disgruntled lab techs
- No One Here Gets Out Alive
- How to NOT get towed away
- Overhead imagery of your house
- How to use your geek skills to get the girl
- How to not fight and not get your ass kicked
- Getting the most out of public transportation
- The shirt that always gets me hit on
- How to get rid of Telemachus
- You can't get there from here
- How To Get Rid of Moles and Gophers
- How babies get around
- Unscrewing a bottle cap
- How to get hit by a car
- How to get chicks (black metal version)
- How to get to Sesame Street
- Life will get easier
- How to get free clothes in places with Lost & Found boxes
- How to get people to clean up their core dumps
- How to get more change than you deserve
- How to get rid of cockroaches
- How to get free clothes in Disney World
- Stoned music memories
- How to get along with Texans
- How Eulenspiegel always rode a dun horse
- How to get started with 3D computer graphics
- How to get a girl's attention
- How To Get On In Society
- How to get drunk when in Norway
- How to get anywhere on the Earth in one hour
- We must get there before dark, follow me
- How to get your cell phone replaced free of charge
- Getting small animals out of the walls
- How to get rid of spiders before they get rid of YOU
- Getting a tight ring off a swollen finger
- How to get dressed if you are a man
- We only get one chance at life, sweetness, this is mine
- How a pizza gets made
- AOL-Time-Warner-Disney-God will eventually get everybody's money, and no one will have to get shot
- How to get more out of Psi
- My ears are always searching for the best sounds. I try not to let my eyes get locked into a particular sight.
- you can give up, but there will always be those who do not
- reality is always ready to teach us about how our ideas are wrong
- The permanence of a marker is directly proportional to how bad it smells
- How to spot bad internet porn stories
- How can idealism be a bad thing?
- there is a third option. there is always a third option.
- Being a good lab partner and dealing with a bad lab partner
- You know, life isn't so bad
- no longer do I feel bad while singing along to Coldplay
- If you're not doing anything bad, you have no reason to fear free speech.
- Bad writeups get 4 XP? (e2poll)
- When life gives you lemons, suck on them. Seriously, lemons taste awesome.
- How to chug a beer
- Keeping beer cold in the Old West
- no beer, so Henry orders a double espresso during his parole appointment
- The pub with no beer
- Bad Credit No Credit
- How does it feel to know you are one of my bad habits?
- How to make LSD from Fosters Beer
- The Knack... and How to Get It
- Always Look on the Bright Side of Life
- How to get people to leave you alone
- How to say "beer" in several languages
- How to get rid of a telemarketer
- How to get rid of a tailgater
- Get rich trading on the stock market
- How to get rid of Jehovah's Witnesses
- How to get your ass kicked by Jackie Chan
- How to get away at work without doing anything
- (I Can't Get No) Satisfaction
- How to get in touch with your feminine side
- How to avoid a car accident
- How to get a date in France
- Life gets in the way of words
- How to get a pseudo random .signature
- Getting free pizza
- I learned never to empty the well of my writing, but always to stop when there was still something there in the deep part of the well, and let it refill at night from the springs that fed it.
- Getting rid of start menu items
- How to fight and not get your ass kicked
- How to get the best value for your tax dollar
- How to Get a Copy of Your FBI File
- How to get a date
- Navigating a crowd
- How to get a Goth out of a tree
- How to get a good night's sleep
- How to get your stuff voted up
- How to pour a beer
- Getting wax out of carpet
- How Dorothy Happened to Get Lost
- the best things in life cost large amounts, and the currency isn't always money
- Get two quarters from a soda machine using a dollar and smaller change
- How to get DC power from AC
- How to harass someone who doesn't even get online using IRC
- life always kills (user)
- How to get around censorware
- How to get a blow job
- How to get your girlfriend to play EverQuest
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