Findings:

• I have no proof that he would ever want to kiss or destroy me.
• No one has ever died because they DIDN'T have a toothpick
• No one has ever been bitten to death by a poisonous snake in a ball pit
• i'm afraid i will have to request that no one have the name "john" ever again. Existing "johns" will need to change their names.
• Perhaps pain will stop me where good sense and virtue have failed
• To boldly go where no man has gone before
• You're the best thing that ever happened to me, no matter what
• A list of things kids should and should not have from a woman who has no kids
• She's smarter than me but she's also more quiet, therefore she has no personality which makes me feel better
• You have no power over me
• Have you ever made a just man?
• What are you in for,cybercriminal? Hacking the sun? Freaking a planet? Technomurder? No. A century ago I told a man to kiss me on the peanus
• no famine has ever taken place in the history of the world in a functioning democracy
• Arguing with my father has never achieved anything for me ever
• no easy love could ever make me feel the same
• No man could have the power that is yours and not know it
• In response to you telling me I have the bluest eyes you've ever seen
• No one touches me
• 5 months with no sex has finally got me in trouble
• Where No Man Has Gone Before
• please come stay with me in the forest so at least i have one person with whom i have no secrets
• To Dream Where No Man Has Dreamed Before
• I am the red, the white, & the blue. No man cometh to freedom except through me.
• Could man be drunk for ever
• His memory perishes from the earth, and he has no name in the street.
• Rapidly advancing dairy technology has left me behind
• Have you ever wondered how many gears a car can have? Or: My experiences with an East German vehicle
• I have no faith in your God
• God keep me from ever completing anything
• The Christmas Season has it in for me.
• A song has a lyric, songs have lyrics
• No One Ever Listens Do They, 'Lyssa
• Dreamy things people have said to me
• I have no complaint
• time has no meaning here
• This guy tipped his waitress a dollar with a dick drawn on it. What happened next left me questioning everything I ever thought about income inequality.
• Censorship has no place in American Society
• Has a cat ever killed anyone?
• My recent perfect date has given me hope
• To boldly go where no one has gone before
• A double-edged sword has no point
• I don't want my magic anymore. It has only caused me problems.
• Sé que el suicidio va contra las leyes de Dios y el hombre, pero la sed de sangre del tirano de mi patria no ha de aplacarse con la mía.
• Forgive me, Father, for I have sinned
• I have little or no desire to watch you perform your daily rituals
• I HAVE NO CAPS LOCK KEY AND I MUST NOT SHOUT
• I have blinked. And the world has blinked. And we open our eyes to find each other alone.
• By morning I will have erased all traces that I was ever here
• Has anyone ever told you how beautiful you are?
• How could you ever have enough?
• By evening I will have returned all traces that I was ever here
• proof that the field of real numbers has no non-trivial automorphisms
• fewer has no opposite like less-more
• MY life has no carrot
• "Ha ha," says the Israeli voter to the American voter, "don't talk to me about the lesser of two evils."
• The pretty girl has no friends
• And youth is cruel and has no remorse
• before the internet when teen had REAL relationship the boy could look at the girl and judge the diameter of her thorax with his feelers and determine whether the mating ritual could commence but NO MORE. evil woman use her computer sorcery
• He has redefined me, again and again
• hate has no home here
• the rain has no enemies; all things are rain of one form or another
• The Web That Has No Weaver
• Walking into class, only to realize that you have no pants
• Ebonics began with pirates
• Have You Ever Walked?
• Dogs that have owned me
• I may not have had enough of me but I've had enough of you
• The most disturbing thing that I have ever seen on the back of a truck
• Eat well, shit strongly, and you shall have no fear of death!
• Man's desire to blow shit up, and to have a nice attache case
• I have to firmly hold onto a belief that everyone in the world has shed tears over something beautiful
• Seven opening lines if he would ever look me in the eye
• Have you ever heard a thunderbolt voice your name?
• GISHWHES (Greatest International Scavenger Hunt the World Has Ever Seen)
• the hottest it has ever been
• Have you ever been illusioned?
• Have you ever been so excited about your life that it makes you almost want to cry?
• in a river aeons past began a trust which unleashed the third greatest force this world has ever seen
• A rant about the worst professor I have ever worked with
• The bravest man I've ever known
• God has no free will
• Saddest thing a woman friend ever told me
• the field of real numbers has no non-trivial automorphisms
• Experience has made me bitter
• Nicest things anyone's ever done for me
• You have had sex with all the people your partner has had sex with
• Windows XP easter eggs
• What in the world has come over me
• Some things Sensei has tried to teach me
• It has been said that democracy is the worst form of government except all the others that have been tried.
• No self-respecting keyboard has built-in speakers
• feline allergies
• Did You Ever Have to Make Up Your Mind?
• I'm probably the best lover I'll ever have
• No one was ever fired for buying IBM
• no one has a single face. we are multiplicities.
• It was one of the worst things I have ever done
• I'm so sorry my brain works that way
• No one ever listens to the bassist
• if you buy into the wizard's bullshit, soon you're all standing waist-deep in things you didn't even know could exist and no one has any clue how to stop him
• What golf has taught me
• Oh well, I guess I'll have to stain the world with darkness until my bloodlust has been quenched.
• Prices should have no more than 2 significant digits
• Everything always comes back to me. Everything has always been my fault
• Unless the enemy has studied his Agrippa... which I have!
• A letter to those who have impressed me
• That icky feeling when a client calls with a downed server and you have no clue how to fix it
• I wonder if he ever thinks about me
• There's no such thing as happily ever after.
• You have no socially redeeming value
• I have no hair
• Yes! We have no bananas!
• No, but I'll have a beer
• Where the streets have no name
• You just have to tell me these things, okay?
• Have you ever seen a despot with a little nose?
• I have no browser and I must node!
• I Have No Mouth, and I Must Scream
• Lesbian Robot Vampires : Oh No, Mr. Spooner Has Been Poisoned
• No one will ever love Adam for his honesty. It's just not there
• No government can ever give you freedom
• Don't ever lie. If you lie to your friends, they won't trust you, and you'll have nothing, and you'll never be safe.
• By morning I will have erased all traces that I was ever a bear
• You have been in every line I have ever read
• everyone who ever told me i was pretty was lying.
• i played the last game of chess a man ever played
• I won't ever understand me
• what if the most important thing you will ever do you have already done?
• I think I was watching the most beautiful thing I have ever seen
• I am a bassist. Don't you fucking call me a bass player, ever.
• These are the only minutes you'll ever have. Take good care of them.
• No one ever said that the moral process of humanization was necessarily a pleasant thing.
• Is Astrology the Biggest Hoax Mankind has Ever Seen?
• The Only Thing That Ever Has
• What have the Spanish ever done for us
• No One Here Is Ever Going to be President: Noders raise things in the city where things fall down
• Has Anyone Ever Written Anything for You
• We were all waiting to hear those words (and no one ever said them)
• Linux is free only if your time has no value
• If I ever have kids, I will kick the TV in and hurl it out the window
• A community without shame has no future
• My life has suddenly been decided for me
• September has such a feeling
• Naming Windows computers
• i cannot ever have you, not even in thoughts.
• The best thing my grandmother ever taught me
• gomame no ha gishiri
• shippai wa seiko no moto
• She is stupidly keeping herself a secret, when I know she has sparkly things to show me
• I'm sorry I was speeding, officer, but I really have to get to the hospital
• How to tell when a journalist has no idea what they're talking about
• Your request for no MSG has been denied
• It's all a blank, which makes me think something far far worse has actually happened
• Has no one told you he's not breathing?
• No one has died
• Why the Bear Has No Tail
• The Marlboro Man died of cancer, but he wasn't a rocket scientist when he was healthy, ha ha ha.
• A man has died
• Robert Byrd's "The Emperor Has No Clothes" speech
• The Quiet Things That No One Ever Knows
• Civilization III has made me sympathize with the Japanese in WWII
• Little boy every man has hiding inside of him
• i cant ever have you, even in my mind.
• That man has writer's block but I don't know if I'm him right now
• Science Has No Morals
• What did my spleen ever do for me?
• Beelzebub has a devil put aside for me
• The last suit I wear has no pockets

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