Findings:

• No threat should be taken lightly
• God comments his code, you should too
• Though I walk through the valley of the shadow of death, I shall fear no evil -- for tonight I have broken my own heart, and my soul is too empty to be afraid.
• Candles should be burned, not dusted
• It must be hard for God to get a date
• Why you should not be mean
• Should anyone be allowed to vote?
• Should copyright laws be revised?
• I should be running in the sunshine
• The Gods Must Be Crazy
• But we should not be afraid. How else will we discover the answers?
• Wearing waterproof mascara for goodbyes should be a given, really.
• Beer is proof that God loves us and wants us to be happy
• Think no more, lad; laugh, be jolly
• 17 year old freshmen should not be given a Visa, even if the Skittles are free
• It should not be this complicated
• Pirates and ninjas: why they should be friends but can't be
• This node should be filled with bees!
• If God was willing to let it be
• car fog lamps should be coin-operated
• This node should be filled with haiku!
• Pure contentedness. (Yes, yes, I know it should be contentment)
• Foam on the tide is no more or less real than the sea, it simply is, was, will be
• Sometimes people will tell you that there are no options and they will be wrong.
• Should I be happy?
• The fashion trade should be burnt to the fucking ground
• asking only to be stared into, offering no reward
• Wouldn't it suck to be God's mom and not even get laid in the deal?
• Ah, if you should turn out to be a fairy I don't think I'd put you in a jar
• Names that should never be given to important files
• Lame fuckwit who should be shot for wasting valuable bandwidth
• All hardware should be emulated in software
• Why some new lovers should be dipped in honey and tied to ant hills
• The Thing that Should Not Let it Be
• This Train Will Be Taking No Passengers
• After this, everything got louder and no one could be heard
• Sex is terrible and should not be celebrated.
• Why are you clapping when you should be screaming?
• I'm Rudy Giuliani! I was mayor of New York on 9/11! I Should Be The President!
• An apocalypse is no time to be wearing a ballgown.
• Everything should be made as simple as possible, and not simpler
• God can't be all good and all powerful at the same time
• titles should be approached laterally
• History should be a hammock for swinging and a game for playing, the way cats play
• This node should be filled with tanka!
• Halloween Yard Decorations Should Not Be Encountered Alone At Night
• It's a grocery store how purple should my prose be?
• I should be allowed to make myself miserable
• if I could play god there'd be one less child abuser
• The angst of the unknown should be palpable.
• USPS isn't a private business, nor should it ever be
• Some words live to be kept close to the skin
• Everything I say should be a nodeshell, including this
• Your god might be evil....
• Children should be seen and not heard
• Love should not be routine habitual bliss
• Should there be a statute of limitations on being a jerk?
• You may be a noder, but you ain't no dancer
• his ability to be stubborn beyond comprehension
• Your last act as a free man should of course be to burn the scrap of paper
• Laundry should be free
• This guy in the computer lab who looks like he should be a doctor
• Don't want to be lonely no more
• AI should be our top priority.
• Why Descartes should be Resurrected and then Shot
• There shall be no more cakes and ale?
• Maybe That's Just As It Should Be
• Software Engineering should be considered a contact sport
• The guy who may as well already be dead and therefore doesn't care about the consequences of his actions and is able to move with perfect freedom for the remainder of what will likely be a tragically short life
• Now he can be loved. Now he is no more.
• Abbey Road should never be played on random
• His love was enormous; it cleared rooms that desperately wanted to be full.
• My life may no longer be my own
• No one can be unhappy with a fresh box of crayons
• Fellatio and Cunnilingus should be Olympic Events
• No one can be in two places at once
• His retribution is likely to be epic
• It has been claimed that some or all of this article or section is incoherent and not understandable, and should possibly be reworded if the intended meaning can be determined
• when I am King, we will have no such things, but, my lads, if the old king my father were dead, we would be all kings.
• I don't see Heinlein writing books proposing that only farmers should be allowed to vote
• gods we may be
• There will be no more stories to read
• Limiting the number of fuzzy shirts allowed in one room
• I should be able to remember your face
• I Should Be Allowed To Think
• How Should A Person Be?
• Should it be easier to secure convictions for rape?
• This node should be filled with sonnets!
• Who should be weighed with the inconvenient burden of staying
• This node should be filled with waka!
• This node should be filled with renga!
• If God had a cunt you'd be God
• Suicide is punishable by resurrection. There will be no exceptions.
• Eyes are the windows to the soul, but there are some windows that should never be opened
• You should be wearing rainbows on your feet
• My skin will remember your skin, but I will no longer know. I will be a ghost forever
• the state should not be involved in marriage
• It's not obvious why this should be obvious
• "What *should* we be worried about?"; or how too many cooks make a statistically average soup
• I worry that no matter how hard I pray, you'll always be just out of my reach
• The question of social change should be framed with the most vulnerable group in mind
• Proposed: The only way for a woman to achieve true ecstacy is to allow herself to be taken by the Goat God in the Circle of Candles on a moonless night
• Six reasons -- er, four reasons -- why maybe there could be a (nontheistic) God
• Farmers' Market
• Automobile tire pressure
• Why potheads should be eliminated
• If you know a religion to be false, should you tell its followers?
• But, my dear sir, if you educate them, they will no longer be Baptists
• If God did not exist, it would be necessary to invent him
• The way the music industry SHOULD be
• Speed limits should be higher for motorcycles
• I can't be a scientist because I don't believe in God.
• Pray ferverently to what gods there be
• Eating meat should be as conscious a decision as not eating it
• stupidity should be painful
• And Man Said, "Let There Be God."
• My nose is producing fluorescent'y substances, should I be concerned?
• Food should not be luminous
• Should high school be mandatory?
• Went to Coney Island on a Mission From God... Be Back by Five
• Daylight Savings Time should be ended
• Things every child should be taught
• What is and what should never be
• This poem can be put off no longer
• The Scots Confession: Chapter 7
• To God Be the Glory
• The mailbomb from the Christian Fundamentalists I pissed off should be here any day now
• People in prison should be treated like animals
• There should be laws requiring electric cars to make the Jetsons flying car noise
• Life should be held in much higher regard
• Artificial intelligence should not be a substitute for real stupidity
• You find yourself being chased not only by the bad guys, but also by what should be the good guys
• lest there should be among you a root that beareth gall and wormwood
• If everyone had a flower instead of a gun, there would be no more war
• Jurph should not be allowed to play with fireworks
• why you should never be a referee
• What would existence be like for a child born with no senses?
• No One Here Is Ever Going to be President: Noders raise things in the city where things fall down
• Chalant should be a word!
• One should be careful to whom he gives the finger
• Be My God
• Every kitchen maid should be able to administer state affairs
• You Should Be Sober
• In such bounty there can be no shortage
• Spiral, spin, ride the whirlwind, knowing when the drumming stops, there will be no second dance
• What engineering textbooks should be like
• Whoever said lectures should be interesting?
• throw away words we catch in cages where our hearts should be
• It ought to be broad daylight, but the shadow that envelops the story shows no signs of brightening
• Those Who Must Be Kept
• Why should we be moral?
• Beautiful things should be left alone lest they become just another thing that we should throw away.
• Sarcasm should be self-sustaining
• No. 43: How Not To Be a Geek
• You Shall Be as Gods
• If ifs and ands were pots and pans there'd be no work for tinkers
• You are judged by the God that you choose to be judged by
• people who were not to be trifled with; people who would dance, and had no notion of walking
• Every normal man must be tempted at times to spit on his hands, hoist the black flag, and start slitting throats
• School-age teenagers should be given compulsory spelling and grammar lessons
• Why the existence of God cannot be disproven
• God must be deaf
• The Bus Driver Who Wanted to be God
• I want to be alone until God rips a rib out of my chest and makes me a woman
• Should I be sorry?
• Inability to decide on what your morals and values should be
• It is not good that the man should be alone
• God must be living in the sea.
• but you should be right here, right next to me
• No one can be totally logical
• No one wants to be a nihilist
• No place I'd rather be
• When I look into her eyes, I no longer care about what the world thinks. This is what it feels like to be alive.
• Funerals should be a celebration

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