Findings:
- No one ever said that the moral process of humanization was necessarily a pleasant thing.
- What would existence be like for a child born with no senses?
- I only leave the door open because I know that no one would dare to come in.
- No One Here Is Ever Going to be President: Noders raise things in the city where things fall down
- No one can be in two places at once
- We were all waiting to hear those words (and no one ever said them)
- you become whoever would have saved you that time that no one did
- things that no one controls and can't be sold
- If everyone had a flower instead of a gun, there would be no more war
- After this, everything got louder and no one could be heard
- No one can be unhappy with a fresh box of crayons
- people who were not to be trifled with; people who would dance, and had no notion of walking
- when I am King, we will have no such things, but, my lads, if the old king my father were dead, we would be all kings.
- No one wants to be a nihilist
- No one can be totally logical
- If you were a vegetable, what kind of vegetable would you be? (registry)
- If I had called you, would you still be dead?
- Why Star Trek: Series V would be a bad thing
- If you would be seated
- how many bird nests would be made from her lovely hair
- If language were liquid, it would be rushing in
- If I was the ocean, what would you be to me?
- If ifs and ands were pots and pans there'd be no work for tinkers
- They knew what our pain would be.
- Would I have hid myself away if I had known I'd never be found?
- Now he can be loved. Now he is no more.
- No threat should be taken lightly
- We knew there would be kissing, and breasts
- This would be so dirty if we weren't all professionals
- Let it never be said I slept through it. I never sleep
- Spiral, spin, ride the whirlwind, knowing when the drumming stops, there will be no second dance
- eternity would be boring
- Never Again Would Birds' Song Be the Same
- How long can any one heart be so confused?
- Suicide is punishable by resurrection. There will be no exceptions.
- Until I die there will be sounds. And they will continue following my death. One need not fear about the future of music.
- My skin will remember your skin, but I will no longer know. I will be a ghost forever
- That Would Be Enough
- I never thought it would be like this
- There can be only one
- That would be me
- Rules by which a great empire may be reduced to a small one
- Any function can be represented as the sum of an even function and an odd one
- Just to see what it would be like
- If God did not exist, it would be necessary to invent him
- One more robot learns to be something more than a machine.
- You'll be something special one day. And you -- you have to take care of your sister.
- Be Yourself, said the buxom blonde. Just Like Everyone Else
- If I was any good at this, I would be getting paid
- There will be no more stories to read
- If there were more people like you, there would be less people
- And it's one more good thing that will never be again
- If anything were different, everything would be different
- Sushi would be what sophisticated human aliens would eat.
- Frontiers are not easy, nor are they meant to be
- If only our tongues were made of glass, how much more careful we would be when we speak.
- If we classified ducks as monsters, well, that would be pretty accurate.
- The total sum of all things would be zero if it was not for love
- pity be for those with one thing to say
- If you would be so kind
- Statements that would be shocking to people living in 1995
- it wouldn't be so bad if people like you would have become ghosts too
- Once upon a time, I imagined she would be a river
- asking only to be stared into, offering no reward
- You may be a noder, but you ain't no dancer
- Think no more, lad; laugh, be jolly
- I think people would rather be happy than virtuous
- I'm straight, but you might be the one
- One should be careful to whom he gives the finger
- You meant for this node to be read by me, and I would like to respond
- Might be like leftovers. Would not taste the same, however sweet.
- It will be a hot day and these two ice cubes. We will melt, become one.
- One need not be a chamber to be haunted
- There shall be no more cakes and ale?
- A whimper would be fine
- Where would America be without Canada?
- An apocalypse is no time to be wearing a ballgown.
- My life may no longer be my own
- it would be hilarious if only
- He made me promise I would do this when I was next sad. So I promised myself I would not be sad again.
- Linux would be dead without Windows
- If you were a perfume, your name would be "Butterflies"
- A Scene That, To Understand, One Must Be A Led Zeppelin Fan
- And then Satan said, Let there be cricket ball.
- It is not known why a goose would be used in this manner
- Would you take your shoes back now, i think I know what it is like to be you.
- When I look into her eyes, I no longer care about what the world thinks. This is what it feels like to be alive.
- Open source cars would be doing 200 mpg by now
- Rebeca Martinez
- Statements that would be shocking to people living in 1795
- One Day I Will Be The Summer
- If you take me home tonight I know that we will kiss, and one of us will fall in love and it will be a mess.
- Mandy would be happy if i died
- But I've said it before and I'll say it again: kneecaps only exist to get hit with claw-hammers; grace only exists to be fallen from.
- Would you be more of a Jekyll or a Hyde?
- The Ten Commandments revised
- Friend, you have a lot to learn if you think loving me would be a bad idea.
- nothing true can be said in a single sentence, and anything said in three is a lie
- But what kind of violence would not be natural? Is not cruelty natural?
- If there were more people like you, there would be more people
- The easier option would just be to electroplate the chicken.
- If voting changed anything, they would make it illegal
- If not voting could change the system it would be illegal
- What tasty food would be distusting if eaten over rice?
- The best kind of bartender
- If I were Twenty-One I would be happy
- Imagine how the world would be if only wrecking balls could destroy flowers
- if I could play god there'd be one less child abuser
- if everyone were 10% more good, there would be a 90% reduction in evil
- If I were Twenty-One I would determine, even if I could never be anything else in the world, that I would be a thoroughbred
- I Do Not Want To Be One Of Those People
- Statements that would be shocking to people living in 1975
- It is never too late to be what you would have been
- And Man Said, "Let There Be God."
- How to be the first one off the line at a 4-way stop sign
- How to tell whether a figure can be drawn in one stroke
- The Filesystem That Would Be King
- Mind without body
- How does it feel to be one of the beautiful people?
- In a world of blind people, c would be the speed of sound
- Things I would be interested in seeing used in a literary context
- The only thing to be truthfully said about tomorrow is that it changes everything
- But, my dear sir, if you educate them, they will no longer be Baptists
- I'll never be the one to force my parents into an "old age" home
- Don't want to be lonely no more
- It ought to be broad daylight, but the shadow that envelops the story shows no signs of brightening
- I assumed we would not even be friends
- Without chemicals, life itself would be impossible
- It's easy to be charming on the internet
- This poem can be put off no longer
- I couldn't possibly be the only one who doesn't see empathy as a curse
- It's not that we're more attractive in the darkness or that one of us may be drunk
- there are some things that can only be said at the top of a ferris wheel
- Don't be sexy. I said stop that.
- Boy, I was sure lucky to be born into the one true faith!
- Limiting the number of fuzzy shirts allowed in one room
- That I Would Be Good
- This would be easier if we did it backwards
- If we were all part of one big television show, seriously, you'd be a poorly written character
- I wish I knew how it would feel to be free
- If not for bras there would be far too little between men and breasts.
- The music makes one's blood boil and long to be in some obscure, untamed place with the one you love
- In such bounty there can be no shortage
- I set the alarm clock anyway, knowing I would be up all night
- No. 43: How Not To Be a Geek
- I'm not one to be had for the wanting, Sir
- If all you did was node, your writeups wouldn't be very interesting, would they?
- One day, E2 will attain sentience. And I'll be there to see it.
- Unraveling things you would never be able to say with words.
- Whoever said lectures should be interesting?
- Whoso would be a man must be a nonconformist
- I said to my soul, be cool.
- Life without music would be a mistake
- Be a model or just look like one
- I thought that I wanted this. I didn't realize it would be so hollow
- Your noise would not be missed here.
- Sorrier than I ever thought I would be
- All the things she had at one point wanted to be
- he thought it would be great fun to conquer the world
- This is not a joke. It won't be easy. We will rule the world.
- Statements that would be shocking to people living in 1985
- Though I walk through the valley of the shadow of death, I shall fear no evil -- for tonight I have broken my own heart, and my soul is too empty to be afraid.
- I Would Be Content To Live For But A Day
- No place I'd rather be
- The next time they would come, I would not be here.
- We do what we do because of who we are. If we did otherwise, we would not be ourselves.
- This Train Will Be Taking No Passengers
- If poetry could describe the way you make me feel, poetry would be illegal. Or anyway I might get arrested.
- If Christianity were true, why would there still be any Jews?
- what would it take to be serene again?
- It would be a less interesting world if we all walked and skipped alike, and never fell from bicycles.
- To be hoist by one's own petard
- Then the walls started to bleed again and I just KNEW I'd be the one cleaning it up.
- I figured things would be okay once the werewolf started to cry
- The world would be in much better shape if our leaders were hamsters
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