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• Nice things that restore my faith in humanity
• Of course they want to come here. Who doesn't? Besides the people from Los Angeles, but we don't speak of them.
• How to redeem one's faith in humanity
• The reason people go to war is because they don't understand the feelings of others.
• Some crises reaffirm your faith in humanity
• People with suntans don't look healthy, they look ignorant
• People don't flail when they die
• telling people what they don't need to know
• Words that don't mean the same as they used to
• Why don't people wear pajamas all the time?
• Westminster Confession of Faith - Chapter 4
• they still come to me even though i don't come to them
• They don't get it. Let them suffer.
• Guns don't kill people; people kill people
• Westminster Confession of Faith - Chapter 19
• Westminster Confession of Faith - Chapter 11
• Reason and Faith
• Guns don't kill people. Skeletons do.
• Women who don't realize they're pregnant until they give birth
• Winners don't do drugs, they just sell them
• every horse can be tamed by someone. but they don't always live at the same time.
• I don't hate people. Honestly. But the best conversation I've ever had still wasn't as good as the worst catnap I've ever had.
• Indigenous people don't exist
• Faith Hill
• I' faith
• Guns don't kill people. Wait, guns do kill people.
• Westminster Confession of Faith - Chapter 7
• Westminster Confession of Faith - Chapter 25
• Westminster Confession of Faith - Chapter 20
• Westminster Confession of Faith - Chapter 5
• faith prevents bad trips
• They Don't Want Me
• Guns don't kill people, paintballs kill people
• Guns don't kill people. Robots kill people.
• Don't you hate these clever people and these clever-people parties?
• The only normal people are the ones you don't know very well
• Guns Don't Kill People, I like mayonnaise
• Girls who go home with you when they don't even know your name
• if you don't have anything nice to say, a rose still smells as sweet
• Living well is only the best revenge if they don't have a fuckable sibling
• How to avoid people whom you don't like talking to
• Now there's revolution but they don't know what they're fighting
• Supporting Evidence and Faith
• I'm not going to simplify things just so they can fit inside your mind. You don't deserve that.
• They don't touch me the same way
• Faithed
• Faith In God
• Crisis of Faith
• salvation through faith
• unshakable faith
• Son of "Intellectually Bludgeon Your Faith"
• Westminster Confession of Faith - Chapter 14
• Westminster Confession of Faith - Chapter 12
• Westminster Confession of Faith - Chapter 3
• Westminster Confession of Faith - Chapter 27
• Westminster Confession of Faith - Chapter 24
• Westminster Confession of Faith - Chapter 18
• Westminster Confession of Faith - Chapter 8
• Why don't people remember how to use rotary phones?
• Too bad they don't make one for your heart...
• What they don't know can't hurt them
• Guns don't protect people; people protect people
• Why girlfriends get annoyed when they remember things you don't
• "for the last time: Up here they don't wear Lederhosen!": A christmassy eurotrash nodermeet.
• Don't encourage people to read
• people who don't exist
• Sometimes I don't want to understand people
• 100% of people who don't smoke, die
• I'm related to people I don't relate to
• I don't believe in people
• They don't know what they're missing
• 23 Things They Don't Tell You About Capitalism
• They don't know what I've done
• Punks aren't lazy. They just don't got principles.
• People who don't read
• The ones with their priorities straight don't know how to get what they want, and the ones who get what they want have messed up priorities.
• most people don't know what they're talking about anyway
• I Love Them But They Don't Love Me
• Don't Let People Kiss Your Baby
• Nuclear weapons don't kill people. People kill people.
• I have no faith in your God
• bad faith
• I figured out Faith
• Bhagavad-Gita - Religion of Faith
• defender of the faith
• Lady Murasaki Shikibu: On Faith
• Plant your $1000 seed of Faith
• Bhagavad-Gita - Religion by the Threefold Faith
• Faith is Irrefutable
• People who don't smoke will never die
• Westminster Confession of Faith - Chapter 6
• Westminster Confession of Faith - Chapter 2
• Westminster Confession of Faith - Chapter 10
• Westminster Confession of Faith - Chapter 15
• Westminster Confession of Faith - Chapter 13
• Westminster Confession of Faith - Chapter 9
• Westminster Confession of Faith - Chapter 1
• Westminster Confession of Faith - Chapter 22
• Westminster Confession of Faith - Chapter 21
• Westminster Confession of Faith - Chapter 17
• Westminster Confession of Faith - Chapter 26
• Westminster Confession of Faith - Chapter 23
• Westminster Confession of Faith - Chapter 16
• People who don't capitalize their I's
• Westminster Confession of Faith
• The difference between reply and reply to all
• Rape committed by women
• People don't listen to my answering machine message
• They shoot videogames in Indianapolis, don't they?
• They don't understand my tea
• Don't drink and park, accidents in cars cause people
• When life gives you lemons, suck on them. Seriously, lemons taste awesome.
• They Shoot Horses, Don't They?
• Where do dogs get their Vitamin C from, when they don't eat fruits?
• Things people don't want to hear
• Guys who don't tell you they have a girlfriend
• Guns don't kill people, paperclips kill people
• Don't kill your invisible husband to see what he looks like or you'll sob your heart out. But don't worry about the millions of invisible men coming to attack your village because they won't kill you if you don't know how to fight them.
• If you don't understand words, you won't understand people
• People on the dance floor who don't dance
• Why don't you just find a nice person and settle down?
• the strongest memes don't brand, they sit in your head and crochet
• Don't count your chickens before they hatch
• They don't realize they're talking about death but I can hear it behind their voices
• Guns don't kill people, football kills people
• Writers don't look for their big breaks. They write them.
• Don't trust Elves; they may want to be your friends
• sam, they dont liste (user)
• I don't always want you to be nice
• Guns don't stop dictators, people stop dictators
• They're just babies, they don't understand!
• Let's hear that string part again, because I don't think they heard it
• You really shouldn't let people you don't know tie you up
• Ernie and Bert are not gay. They're puppets. They don't even have legs.
• The one thing I wanted more than anything was for someone, just once, to tell me they don't know what they'd do without me
• they don't know what they'd do without me
• I don't want to assert to young people that my lawn is not an acceptable venue
• Don't ever lie. If you lie to your friends, they won't trust you, and you'll have nothing, and you'll never be safe.
• You're not a good person. You know that, right? Good people don't end up here.
• Being solicited for sex by people who don't even know your gender
• "Of course humans aren't intelligent. They don't even have glurbleflukers. If you can't glurblefluke, you're not sentient."
• We don't have time. Not like they do.
• don't start from words. they are a nest of lies.
• I really miss the woman who told me that people don't like me
• If they're going up to the sun, the stars and the moon, why don't they bring the moon down for us?
• If they can get you asking the wrong questions, they don't have to worry about answers.
• Faith
• Because the weather is always beautiful, they don't even know that storms can be beautiful too.
• they tell you to be your true self. to never give up on who you are. they don't know who i am.
• Faith No More
• leap of faith
• Bahá'í Faith
• Things they don't teach you at law school but really ought to
• Capitalize, please
• Quickly, intellectually bludgeon your faith
• John Locke on faith
• Blind Faith
• Justification by faith
• faith healer
• Dogs are for wimps who don't have the guts to bite people themselves
• Things that people do more over and over that I haven't even done once

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