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• I wanted to see how many times he wouldn't ask.
• So I was balls deep in the guy's ass that night when he turns to me and asks for a kiss. Damn. What a fag.
• If you ask me about summer, I'll tell you about
• Next time one of those tough kids asks you to cultivate bioethanol, tell them "MY CORN IS FOR EATING"
• No one asks me if I'm a Satanist or anything because I take the precaution of wearing a predominantly flannel and hawaiian shirt-oriented wardrobe
• I met him two days ago and now he wants to fly me to Peru
• Next time one of those tough kids asks you to smoke pot, tell them "MY GRASS IS FOR MOWING"
• If you ask me about spring, I'll tell you about
• If you ask me about winter, I'll tell you about
• My crush asked if he could kiss me
• Chaos looked me in the eye and asked me if I wanted a slice of cheesecake
• Strange man makes permanent visit
• you want me here? well, then ask me to stay.
• Ask Me Anything
• He just wanted to give me something he forgot to give me a long time ago
• Why Doesn't He Ask Me to Prom?
• If you meet the Buddha on the road, ask him how far it is to the next gas station. *Then* kill him.
• I asked a friend to draw me, and I'm scared of what I'll see
• If you ask me about autumn, I'll tell you about
• And he noticed my fingers / and asked me if I would play (e2poll)
• It's a bit tone deaf to ask an agnostic if they want to go to the priest and confess
• I have no proof that he would ever want to kiss or destroy me.
• She asked me to stop dreaming of death
• You Should Never Have Asked Him About His Job!
• She asked me if I loved her and I showed her the tattoo
• How Could You Want Him (When You Know You Could Have Me)?
• How to approach a developer who may well be working and ask him a question
• The first time I asked a girl to dance
• I don't have any secrets. Now ask me if I have any lies.
• I asked her not to forget me
• Everything you ever wanted to know about theatre tech, but were afraid to ask
• She asked me to copy my poem into her notebook
• Everything You Always Wanted to Know About Sex (But Were Afraid To Ask)
• Ask me about Grim Fandango
• You can do anything you want to, as long as it's not important
• How can we face these dazzling things, I ask you?
• If I tell you, ye will not believe: And if I also ask you, ye will not answer me, nor let me go.
• She asked me to read her a poem
• He made me promise I would do this when I was next sad. So I promised myself I would not be sad again.
• I'll get you next time, Gadget!
• He cries for me, all these years later. He'll never stop 'til I join him in the grave.
• If he's late, you can always start without him
• They asked me to write a letter
• When the suicide arrived at the sky, the people there asked him: "Why?"
• He asks, anxious to hear the story
• If I ask, I want a truthful answer
• He asked for more flesh
• You've Asked Me When I Came to Town
• it is a new dawn and I am a new me, this you can have if you want
• Ask me about microwaving cats for fun and profit
• let me ask (user)
• Why I politely asked the contemporary lit major I was dating to stop writing me love letters
• The one thing I wanted more than anything was for someone, just once, to tell me they don't know what they'd do without me
• It is safe to say that I'm going to get my payback if he is anything like me.
• When I asked Anna to marry me
• ask me that again and look into my eyes
• he can find a cure for us, if we help him
• I can quit any time I want
• I want you to hit me as hard as you can
• Any man can handle adversity. If you want to test his character, give him power.
• You asked me to leave. So I did.
• want me like time
• "You want to know the only thing you can assume about a broken down old man? It's that he's a survivor."
• This guy tipped his waitress a dollar with a dick drawn on it. What happened next left me questioning everything I ever thought about income inequality.
• He tells me that I could have his heart and I want to take it right then, slip it into my pocket and run
• I'm changing the climate! Ask me how
• Tell me how you want to die, and I'll tell you who you are
• Next time you leave me
• Ask Me More Eeyore
• i want to show you that anything is possible. i wish you would believe me.
• You asked me once what I would remember... this, and much more
• I asked Allah to grant me to witness the truth in front of the unjust ruler
• Somebody once asked me...
• I should ask my barber where he gets his hair cut, then go there and slowly make my way up the chain
• If I didn't ask, I'd never know (how much you hate me)
• Asking for a favor
• Ask Me Why
• Ask moJoe : Dear Wanted in NJ
• Ask me about Loom
• The Devil is just the Angel that asked for more
• Ask a stupid question
• Witches are tricky. Ask the villagers.
• The Faith to ask for Faith
• Why ask "why?" Why not "why not?"
• I don't tell her these things, and she doesn't ask
• Consistency is all I ask
• you can make anything seem cool with over-formatting
• Ten things to ask yourself before going outside
• I can make a bong out of anything
• Never trust anything that can think for itself
• And I asked myself about the present: how wide it was, how deep it was, how much was mine to keep?
• You can never become anything if you're not good at math
• We'd kill him, but it probably wouldn't solve anything
• Questions you will be asked when you study Chinese
• Information doesn't want to be anything
• Ask Nudgie
• What I really want is for my troubles to be a puddle on your shoulder
• The Important Stuff (or, Has Nobody Really Asked This Yet?) (e2poll)
• Ask an Uptight Seattleite
• You are groovy. No, I mean it. Ask a fish. Ask the moon.
• Ask the Dust
• To Anthea, who may command him Anything
• an excess of anything can be a poison
• I can share anything with you, and you don't mind
• Arguing with my father has never achieved anything for me ever
• You Ask, Montag Answers: Part Two
• I asked God for a bike, but I know God doesn't work that way. So I stole a bike and asked for forgiveness.
• Questions will be asked...AND DESTROYED! BY ANSWERS!
• Ask Google
• Questions you never asked, but now that I mention it, yeah, that's a good point
• an ache you would ask for
• 10 questions to ask myself after waking up in a dumpster
• Now I ask you, is that any way for a cosmic body to disintegrate?
• askk (user)
• Ask Dr. Math
• One who doesn't ask, eats wax
• I do not ask for her secret.
• Not verifying information
• I'd ask, sure, I'd ask. But then, then you could say no.
• Ask her if she's got an answer
• Anything you say can and will be used against you. (e2poll)
• Anything worth fixing can be fixed.
• The man who can fix anything
• My father never made promises he could not keep. My father never promised anything.
• Never point a gun at anything you don't want to kill
• I didn't ask if the glass was half full or half empty. I've always had enough to drink.
• You can survive anything
• I'll do anything to pass
• Ask yourself, "Is this node as literate as those that precede mine?"
• Ask Missy Knowitall
• Questions I would ask my born-again sister, if we were still talking
• The question nobody asks
• Ask a whale
• You Ask, Montag Answers: Part One
• nothing true can be said in a single sentence, and anything said in three is a lie
• You Ask, Montag Answers: Part Three
• having asked the spiders and the snakes
• Ask Everything: Do I have the Swine Flu? (superdoc)
• The Heart Asks Pleasure First
• If you don't take the time to look, you won't see anything.
• If the path be beautiful, let us not ask where it leads
• doesn't look like anything to me
• Do I want anything?
• No dreamer’s diagram so symmetrical and so faultless on paper can guarantee anything. Only we can guarantee, only our behavior under pressure.
• You have the right to ask
• anything worth learning can combine with anything worth doing
• Three Golden-Tongued Knights, Whom No One Could Refuse Whatsoever They Might Ask
• Some people want to never feel anything bad, and call that happiness
• Too little time to do anything, too much time to do nothing
• If you have to ask, you can't afford it
• ask
• Ask Jeeves
• A Philosopher Asks Buddha
• What should I ask Microsoft?
• If someone asks you if you're a god, you say, "Yes!"
• Ask out the girl of your dreams
• Born, never asked
• And why, you ask, am I doing all this?
• questions to ask of friends and lovers
• All I Ask of You
• I have asked my library to ban a book
• I asked the mountain
• Questions to ask yourself on the way to self-discovery
• A Philosopher Asks a Zen Master
• Reference librarian
• Feel, and slowly ask for sun
• Ask moJoe : Advice for the Criminally Confused
• Ask moJoe : Dear (Longwinded Asslicker) Anonymous
• Ask moJoe : Dear Concerned
• when you asked what I was writing, this is what it was
• Ask moJoe : Dear Jeered-at in Jerusalem
• Ask moJoe : Dear Spamtasic in Wallawalla
• Ask moJoe : Dear Yakks the Plumer
• Ask moJoe : Dear Curious in Canada

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