Here's the stuff we found when you searched for "Never turn your back on Jesus, young lady. He's got a rough sense of humor."

• I got lost in a Siberian winter and never came back
• He touched her once and she turned into a golden creature. He never touched her again.
• He never looked back
• Never Goin' Back to Georgia
• Jesus said, "I love him, for he is my brother." He was talking about everyone.
• long blond surfer hair that never got dipped in the ocean
• In the Fifties, a visitor from Great Britain to New York City notices a young Black woman driving a limousine. A portly middle-aged man, race undetermined, is in the back. Tell her story.
• It is NEVER safe to turn off your computer
• Zip him back up, he sucks.
• He'll never know what he's missing
• He's not cute, as in good looking, but he's got a cute psychosis
• I love you, but you've just got to leave and not come back. Ever.
• a crude sense of humor
• We atheists have a good sense of humor
• Jesus is not coming back as a Christian
• Jesus cannot save you. He cannot even save Himself.
• I turn my back for a second, and Erica gets married twice
• Victor Hugo once got so mad he threw a baseball through a dog
• He backed the verbal car into the garage, only to crash it into the wall
• Never underestimate Old Ladies
• A young lady named Bright
• Her grief is still too young to behave itself, so she never lets it out
• Why I never turn on my lightsaber
• Now he dances to bring her back.
• She started to fall, and knew she would never come back
• Launch me into space, and I'll never need to come back
• I turned Quizro into a Quiet Riot CD, and all I got was this jar of lemon-flavoured pickles.
• He's got stacks and stacks of words that rhyme, describing what it is to lose
• If I could turn back time
• The monster stares back at me. I'm still young enough to believe that, with the right shoes, I can outrun it.
• A man who never sees a pretty girl without loving her a little
• He never returned
• Mr. Potato Head Sprouted. He got moldy. Now he's all dried up, but he's still up in the cabinet.
• Because he feared the turn of seasons
• He cries for me, all these years later. He'll never stop 'til I join him in the grave.
• Loving Jesus for the life he lived
• Would Jesus Christ give money to every bum he came across?
• I never even went to Las Vegas, and all I got was this lousy t-shirt
• If Jesus Came Back Today
• FreeCell and Microsoft's sense of humor
• He Never Told Me My Eyes Were Like Diamonds
• Like white light? Or a long low moan that turns into laughing? Or the holes in Jesus' hands?
• There was a young lady named Puck
• There were three young ladies of Birmingham
• Roman Sense of Humor
• A gentleman never asks and a lady never tells
• Old soldiers never die. Young ones do.
• sense of humor
• We are all starstuff, billion year-old carbon; got to get ourselves back into The Garden
• Amidala Got Back
• She took a California tilt and never came back.
• he did not look back. he walked slowly. he might stop at any time.
• Baby Got Back
• Image Processing: how to turn a RAW image back to PGM
• the day the power went out and never came back on
• If we ran this back an infinite number of times across infinite existences our souls would still never connect, so don't regret.
• No matter what I did to fix it, the damn thing never got everything right
• You've got an underdeveloped sense of vengeance
• I never ventured in the woods and got drunk and slept
• I got your back but you're best to watch your front
• How Stella Got Her Groove Back
• You've got to take the rough with the smooth
• i kept dreaming of a world i thought i'd never see, and then one day i got in
• So I was balls deep in the guy's ass that night when he turns to me and asks for a kiss. Damn. What a fag.
• My brother never told me not to smoke. He showed me.
• The good guys and the bad guys were on the back of the boat and I swear I only turned my back for a MINUTE but when I came back, they'd killed Mozart.
• got to be good looking cause he's so hard to see
• My father never made promises he could not keep. My father never promised anything.
• He comforted me when he thought I needed it, but never when I really did
• I never met him. He broke my heart.
• In the foyer of my mind, he remains, never venturing into the parlor
• Jesus He Knows Me
• He never killed a man that did not need killing.
• An E2 Seattle debauch aftermath node
• Spikey the Werm may be a Werm, but he's got quite an imagination nonetheless!
• How Quetzalcoatl Got His Groove Back
• Count Dracula has dyscalcula. He mumbles numbers and never slumbers.
• homage to a dead poet with a sense of humor
• a refined sense of humor
• Dry sense of humor
• He Never Died
• There was a young lady named Wilde
• Jesus' blood never failed me yet
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• Wherever I Turn
• Song of a Young Lady to her Ancient Lover
• As I looked back, he was reveling in his own feces
• There once was a young lady named Gloria
• There was a young lady of Riga
• The Devil went home crying and Jesus never even showed up
• Never Turn the Fish over
• You turn if you want to. The lady's not for turning
• To a Young Lady Who Sent Me a Laurel Crown
• some say he was never here at all
• All the while he was talking she was thinking what his whiskers would feel like on the back of her neck
• Turn Back the Tide
• I remember, back in the day, when the Other Users list never exceeded 19
• Back in the day
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• Back Bay
• other Rocks Against, back in the day...
• Back to the Future II
• when life was kind and we were two young wide-eyed believers
• laid back
• money-back guarantee
• On Our Backs
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• Backs
• Lulu's Back in Town
• short back and sides
• The two most common things to be found on the back of a sci-fi/fantasy novel
• Ol' Yellow Eyes is Back
• back story
• Ads from the back page of the Village Voice
• back light
• Back Street Banger
• Backed Up Outback (user)
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• If you could go back in time and kill Hitler, would you?
• Take Back the Night
• Back assward
• back and bat at as hell
• (Don't Go Back to) Rockville
• Back Table
• dead insects are flipped over on their backs
• Fear of the Back button
• Drop the hamster and back away from the canary
• Bear Back
• Please cut back on your car usage
• Keep coming back
• Looking back from time to time, her tears falling fast
• Back to the moon
• Burning textbooks and then selling them back
• Back to Reality
• Textbooks you save because there's that one chapter in back you refer to every two years or so
• back to mine
• I'll be back
• The straw that broke the camel's back
• I wish I could sleep on my back
• the back roads
• The Cat Came Back
• If you could reset your life back 10 years, would you?
• the small of her back
• The most disturbing thing that I have ever seen on the back of a truck
• Take Back Vermont
• Hey! What's that worm hole doing in my back yard?
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• Exercises for the Back
• Water off a duck's back
• Back burner
• Every strong wind one leans into and smiles should bring back a lost toy from childhood
• The back of beyond
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• Went to Coney Island on a Mission From God... Be Back by Five
• Red Back spider
• Look Back
• Back on the Chain Gang
• My dog is back!
• Every time I fall, I fall a little bit harder, a little bit further, I fall right back onto you
• Quick, put your shirt back on before the cop gets here
• Problems that go away by themselves come back by themselves
• I hate coming back from the bathroom with a wet ring
• Will Ye No Come Back Again
• Welcome Back
• The Emergency Services called me back
• Back By Popular Demand
• Give me back my bike!
• back up
• To Riverdale and Back Again

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