Findings:

• Never imagine you have any idea what you're attracted to
• Your radical ideas about taking candy from thefez have already occurred to others
• I have no idea what you're talking about, so here's a picture of a bunny with a pancake on its head.
• Your radical ideas about many things have already occurred to others but have never been articulated in a fashion so accessible to current generations
• small towns have funny ideas about prejudice
• I'm sorry I was speeding, officer, but I really have to get to the hospital
• Your radical ideas about philosophy have already occurred to others
• straightening your pubes is never a good idea
• Friend, you have a lot to learn if you think loving me would be a bad idea.
• The tattoo phenomenon
• do not believe that any idea is the end. there is no end to ideas.
• I have never felt more alive
• Your radical ideas about softlinking a node with a title saying that the writer's radical ideas about this topic have already occurred to others have, in fact, already occurred to others
• I have never held such sins against them the way that I hold them against you
• I can't have an original idea anymore
• Corny cartoon sunshields will ensure that you're not getting any
• You're never alone
• Never whistle while you're pissing
• Somewhere I have never travelled, gladly beyond
• I was never any good at maths at school
• You need a license to have a dog, but any idiot can have a child
• I never wanted to burn any bridges. But I did want to light some fires.
• You Should Never Have Asked Him About His Job!
• Have you told your parents you're gay?
• To think that there are kids today that have never used a joystick
• Never meddle in the affairs of wizards, especially before they have their coffee
• These statements have not been evaluated by the Food and Drug Administration. This product is not intended to diagnose, treat, cure or prevent any disease.
• you have never been safe
• How can I need kisses I have never felt?
• All of your ideas have already occurred to others. Please stop bothering to think. You are selfishly wasting energy and oxygen.
• Fringe podcasts have the answers you're looking for
• no exact amounts since I have no idea how many people you feed
• i've never wanted to die, only things i can never have
• Why channelizing a river is never a good idea
• If you can't spell, you're an idiot. "Original ideas" don't come from idiots.
• You're never around when I need you
• When you're born with duckweed in your hair, it never washes out
• Does war have any redeeming features?
• you're never anywhere i find you
• Never look like you're staring
• "Of course humans aren't intelligent. They don't even have glurbleflukers. If you can't glurblefluke, you're not sentient."
• On my honor, I have not violated the honor code in any way on this work.
• I don't have any secrets. Now ask me if I have any lies.
• you have ghosts. where are they? are they so deep that the light cannot reach them? is there any such place?
• Your radical ideas about religion as a mechanism of social control have already occurred to others
• Never go to a doctor whose office plants have died
• we're part of something bigger than any one of us. i just feel lucky to have been chosen.
• If you don't know where you're going, any path will take you there
• I never thought I'd have something to say
• Something I Can Never Have
• Is it possible to miss something you have never experienced?
• Your radical ideas about roman numerals have already occurred to others
• You are never dedicated to something in which you have complete confidence
• Your radical ideas about this being like David Foster Wallace have already occurred to others.
• Your radical ideas about New World Orders have already occurred to others
• I am not gay. I have never been gay.
• What if I had never met you? How much the poorer would my life have been.
• Canon patent five ideas a day to help you have hundreds
• I have never talked to you, yet I hate you
• Your radical ideas about a twelve inch cock have already occurred to others
• I have no scars. I have never loved.
• if you buy into the wizard's bullshit, soon you're all standing waist-deep in things you didn't even know could exist and no one has any clue how to stop him
• Car commercials that won't let you have any fun
• Don't ever lie. If you lie to your friends, they won't trust you, and you'll have nothing, and you'll never be safe.
• Do you imagine that his mind may have found its worldline, a track for it to fit into?
• Most American kids have never separated tortillas
• I Have Never Known a World
• Your radical ideas about every point being the center of the universe have already occurred to others
• Never underestimate the impact you have on your fellow human beings.
• your radical ideas about hustling the bog pork have already occurred to others
• Never trust a machine more complex than a knife and fork
• Why it seems you get good ideas when you're stoned
• The Story of Augustus who not have any Soup
• You'd better quit sticking your thumbs in your belt loops like that. You're giving me bad ideas.
• It’s not because of your unconventional ideas about sex. It’s because you’re fat.
• You can never become anything if you're not good at math
• Imagine you're not alone
• You're never far from the sound of an engine
• Love is never having to say you're sorry
• Love means never having to say you're sorry
• The terrorists have already won "ANY BREAKFAST BAGEL SANDWICH" at McDonald's!
• you can use a lot of words and ideas to try to hide it, but you're always making a choice between love and hate
• Your radical ideas about time traveling to July 29, 1947 to have a threesome with Marilyn Monroe and Jackie Kennedy have already occurred to others
• Opposites may attract, but is it a good idea?
• We don't have time for this. None of us have time for any of this.
• I have never let my schooling interfere with my education
• Bernie would have won "ANY BREAKFAST BAGEL SANDWICH" at McDonald's
• I have a good idea, smear crap on your face
• Phone books have never been this exciting!
• Your radical ideas about society, individualism, and religion have already occurred to others
• It is never too late to be what you would have been
• I always knew I would have a 21st birthday but I never thought I'd be 21
• Your Radical Ideas about Capitalism as a Method for Social Control Have Already Occurred to Others
• Badgers? We ain't got no badgers. We don't need no badgers. I don't have to show you any stinking badgers!
• You're not alive until you have something to lose
• I have never been sure that you knew quite how much I loved you
• When you know things are just meant to be
• Using a command line
• My brain and I have never fully communicated
• Goddammit, I should never have built that giant killer robot
• General sexuality newsgroup
• because I have given up any care
• Dooby and Katrinka Have an Idea
• Questions we will never have answers to
• I have never
• The hot girls from cold countries have scars you're not supposed to see
• I have always imagined that Paradise will be a kind of library
• Must never have dated my friend Emily
• Your radical ideas about your radical ideas occurring to others have already occurred to others
• "Have you noticed that we are surrounded by Germans? Oh my god, you're right!" The quadrennial Cologne Nodermeet, Part II
• Things that have never been said in the entire history of man
• We're bandaging wounds you'll never have.
• We are scarred, grizzled veterans of wars you'll never have to fight
• you're not alive until you have nothing left to lose
• war trophies for people who have never been to war
• Most Americans have never tasted real cinnamon
• Let's go, keys. I've been drinking vodka and have a lot of big ideas.
• I have no idea!! (user)
• So what if your radical ideas have already occurred to others
• You can check out any time you like, but you can never leave.
• Never, never in my life have I seen such a ridiculous looking instrument of death
• Would I have hid myself away if I had known I'd never be found?
• Yesterday, I believe I would never have done what I did today.
• Your radical ideas about the combinatoric implications of the Myers-Briggs Type Indicator have already occurred to others
• If you're not doing anything bad, you have no reason to fear government censorship.
• If you're not doing anything bad, you have no reason to fear free speech.
• You don't have any real problems
• i call my phone and i check my messages, but i don't have any messages

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