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• Never argue with an idiot. They bring you down to their level and beat you with experience.
• If they're going up to the sun, the stars and the moon, why don't they bring the moon down for us?
• They Shall Beat Their Plowshares Into Swords
• Never meddle in the affairs of wizards, especially before they have their coffee
• Why do Christians bring their kids up as Christians?
• mermaids never miss their legs in the sea because mermaids know that there are better ways to move through the ocean than kicking.
• bring down the curtain
• experience level
• Real hackers start their own IRC networks so that they can't be traced by the FBI
• The first beat down handed out in the Senate
• You never know which experiences will last longest in memory
• Never Let Me Down Again
• they never found the body
• They try to be quiet but you know they are there with their weird coppery breath.
• you will not keep the attention of plebeians, they only listen with their eyes
• Redundancy in DNA
• I will make your oppressors eat their own flesh and they shall be drunk with their own blood like wine
• Never argue with a fool
• In their millions the frog songs seemed to have a beat and a cadence.
• My Wang never goes down
• To women, to hide their teeth, if they be rotten or rusty
• Old men never die, they just spout poetry
• How do cows get all their nutrients, when they only eat grass?
• They Prayed to their Code To Give them Light
• Nostalgic for a time that I never experienced and for a person I never was
• Yea, they are greedy dogs which can never have enough
• and it gets lonely in the rain while they wait for their hook-up
• People who argue, using terms they refuse to define
• Some lovers (like the old you and I) never experience love at all
• If we define things as unreal, they may still be real in their consequences
• Way Down on Street Level
• The Night They Drove Old Dixie Down
• Things never were what they used to be
• Did the Japanese go and sit down and have dinner with Pearl Harbor before they bombed 'em?
• They call you heartless, but you have a heart, and I love you for being ashamed to show it. You are ashamed of your flood, while others are ashamed of their ebb.
• I never remembered my dreams until they started being about you
• They say it's never too late
• And they never think these tools will fail.
• Don't ever lie. If you lie to your friends, they won't trust you, and you'll have nothing, and you'll never be safe.
• They don't realize they're talking about death but I can hear it behind their voices
• their eyes meet for the first time, but they saw each other's hearts
• Bring pianos to their knees
• They left the streets stained with blood, and their howling could be heard long after they were gone
• What do girls think about guys when they catch guys staring at their breasts, but the guy is actually trying to read her shirt?
• Where do dogs get their Vitamin C from, when they don't eat fruits?
• The dark riders were not sleeping. They were only resting their eyes.
• to that end they offer you their bare bellies. pick up the knife.
• Wedding rings and half-born ideas you lose down the toilet. Why do they go?
• just because they never bothered to really do
• They Spent Their Wild Youthful Days in the Glittering World of the Salons
• Paper, rock, scissors. They all have their pros and cons.
• It's not enough they take your life away with a gun; they have to take it away with their pens, too
• If men define situations as real, they are real in their consequences.
• literature is a child of experience always, of knowledge never
• Thirteen Years And One Decade Down! A Melbourne Nodermeet To Celebrate The End Of High School And The Decaversary Of Everything2 (Bring A Hat)
• The songs that break you down and the stories that they tell
• Is it possible to miss something you have never experienced?
• The hostages wrote thank you cards to their captors when they got home.
• Do not give what is holy to the dogs; nor cast your pearls before swine, lest they trample them under their feet, and turn and tear you in pieces
• Gaily they went down in the lush field a treasure of valuables or specie or bullion lodged with a crust of bread into her coat of arms weaving currying the embroidering of silk in summer.
• George W. Bush gave the Taliban $43 million in May 2001 because they banned all drugs
• You brought your ashes up to the mountain of solitude. Are you ready to bring your fire down to the valley of the people?
• Scientist hits head on curb joke
• Writers don't look for their big breaks. They write them.
• argue
• Things are more like they are now than they ever were before
• The Beat
• The four problems of surgery, how they were overcome, and when
• breakbeat science
• It's best not to touch them while they are leaving
• Eat me beat me lady
• They inspire me
• repetitive beats
• Amid the Midwest, they wait
• My kisses, they do not fade
• They mean to eat the blancmange
• Bring me the head of John the Baptist!
• If they come for us
• Brings out the tiger in you
• settle down
• How can a man stand when they cut off his feet?
• What to do when your car breaks down
• Sometimes birds are lions and prides of pigeons shake the ground when they roar.
• I can't stand up for falling down
• Not what they seem (category)
• Cut down on alcohol
• Strutting down the street
• Thumbs Up going down
• Lizard down the throat
• Foot in mouth brought down the Berlin Wall
• The time I accidentally made napalm and almost burned down the physics lab
• Don't give me your hand me down love
• ROME (written upside down)
• The Spirit Catches You and You Fall Down
• The "WE'RE GOING DOWN THE PUB!" Anglo-Swiss Post-nuptial London Meetup
• pull down resistor
• down here, where the roots are supposed to grow
• Side down in the ditch
• down in the boneyard
• and I wished you well as you cut me down
• down to the wire
• Been down so long
• my experience in programming
• Highly symbolic childhood experiences
• People are disposable cameras meant to capture experiences
• My Theater Experiences
• equivalent experience
• Why my co-worker, "Bob," is an idiot
• Slick Idiot
• whatever you idiot (user)
• Level 3
• Rogue Level
• Level 2
• Super Mario Brothers: The Lost Levels
• Never underestimate the power of soup
• He never returned
• How to crack root and not get caught
• I hope you never run for public office
• Scientology is a wonderful religion that I would never want to sue me
• executed but never exposed
• I Never Promised You A Rose Garden
• I will never take a man underwear shopping
• Why you never see baby pigeons
• we never hear them calling to us
• Never let them see you bleed
• Never assume your system is undefeatable
• You're never alone
• I'm so goddamned cruel to you. But you'll never know
• She could hit four octaves above high-C, but she never performed in public
• never again is what you swore the time before
• interactive fiction never died
• We're bandaging wounds you'll never have.
• I never realized how helpful a visual arts degree could be in fixing sump pumps
• Never go to Dubai
• their
• People who don't capitalize their I's
• Stick a fork in their ass and turn them over, they're done
• Meat By-Products and their Uses
• Paintings bulging out of their frames like the freaked-out spine-damage erections of accident victims
• When the Ram and the Pig Went to the Forest to Live on Their Own
• may their names be sung forever
• The scientists surrender their chemistry of mud and the song turns to destruction
• These are their future good old days.
• African weather gods and their victims
• Oh my god! They killed Kenny!
• They Live
• You say "the internet" but you mean "the world wide web"
• Erewhon : Chapter XX - What They Mean By It
• I want them to go out as unseen as they came
• The Things They Carried
• They tuck you up, your Mum and Dad
• Beat juggling
• They are telling me it is time to go
• Beat It
• Where do they go? (The words unsaid)
• fourth world beat voodoo.
• The Day They Stole Brian Eno (document)
• we found that which made the human heart beat and built an autobahn to it
• They Will Burn like Streaks of Gasoline on a Lawn
• I feel the way bank robbers must feel before they go out on that last job that ends up getting them all killed. That is to say, optimistic.
• The day they started charging for music
• Come on and Bring Back the Brjokén Sounds of Yore!
• It is forbidden to kill; therefore all murderers are punished unless they kill in large numbers and to the sound of trumpets
• They are mine. They are dead.
• I can't find my feeding tube
• it was years before they met again, by chance
• Knock down ginger
• They fed off each other, which is unusual in a couple, but nice to see.
• Deep Down
• Low Down Amour, in Free Verse
• Next time don't drop acid and down a dozen shots right before the rehearsal dinner

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