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• Never argue with an idiot. They bring you down to their level and beat you with experience.
• Never meddle in the affairs of wizards, especially before they have their coffee
• They Shall Beat Their Plowshares Into Swords
• just because they never bothered to really do
• The first beat down handed out in the Senate
• Writers don't look for their big breaks. They write them.
• Scientist hits head on curb joke
• experience level
• Real hackers start their own IRC networks so that they can't be traced by the FBI
• You never know which experiences will last longest in memory
• They try to be quiet but you know they are there with their weird coppery breath.
• Wedding rings and half-born ideas you lose down the toilet. Why do they go?
• I will make your oppressors eat their own flesh and they shall be drunk with their own blood like wine
• Never argue with a fool
• In their millions the frog songs seemed to have a beat and a cadence.
• mermaids never miss their legs in the sea because mermaids know that there are better ways to move through the ocean than kicking.
• People who argue, using terms they refuse to define
• Bring pianos to their knees
• The songs that break you down and the stories that they tell
• George W. Bush gave the Taliban $43 million in May 2001 because they banned all drugs
• they never found the body
• To women, to hide their teeth, if they be rotten or rusty
• Gaily they went down in the lush field a treasure of valuables or specie or bullion lodged with a crust of bread into her coat of arms weaving currying the embroidering of silk in summer.
• They Prayed to their Code To Give them Light
• How do cows get all their nutrients, when they only eat grass?
• and it gets lonely in the rain while they wait for their hook-up
• Nostalgic for a time that I never experienced and for a person I never was
• Some lovers (like the old you and I) never experience love at all
• If we define things as unreal, they may still be real in their consequences
• Thirteen Years And One Decade Down! A Melbourne Nodermeet To Celebrate The End Of High School And The Decaversary Of Everything2 (Bring A Hat)
• They call you heartless, but you have a heart, and I love you for being ashamed to show it. You are ashamed of your flood, while others are ashamed of their ebb.
• Redundancy in DNA
• Old men never die, they just spout poetry
• Never Let Me Down Again
• You brought your ashes up to the mountain of solitude. Are you ready to bring your fire down to the valley of the people?
• They don't realize they're talking about death but I can hear it behind their voices
• Things never were what they used to be
• their eyes meet for the first time, but they saw each other's hearts
• Why do Christians bring their kids up as Christians?
• bring down the curtain
• They left the streets stained with blood, and their howling could be heard long after they were gone
• I never remembered my dreams until they started being about you
• My Wang never goes down
• They say it's never too late
• And they never think these tools will fail.
• Don't ever lie. If you lie to your friends, they won't trust you, and you'll have nothing, and you'll never be safe.
• What do girls think about guys when they catch guys staring at their breasts, but the guy is actually trying to read her shirt?
• Where do dogs get their Vitamin C from, when they don't eat fruits?
• The dark riders were not sleeping. They were only resting their eyes.
• to that end they offer you their bare bellies. pick up the knife.
• They Spent Their Wild Youthful Days in the Glittering World of the Salons
• Paper, rock, scissors. They all have their pros and cons.
• If men define situations as real, they are real in their consequences.
• It's not enough they take your life away with a gun; they have to take it away with their pens, too
• literature is a child of experience always, of knowledge never
• Way Down on Street Level
• The Night They Drove Old Dixie Down
• The hostages wrote thank you cards to their captors when they got home.
• Did the Japanese go and sit down and have dinner with Pearl Harbor before they bombed 'em?
• Is it possible to miss something you have never experienced?
• Their movements reflect their wishes
• I walk triumphantly through a sea of dead things. I am their master.
• "The Americans in their wisdom have taken the heads off the pictures, enlarged them and superimposed them with the heads of animals and then strung them up all over the walls of the interrogation room," he said
• They leap just because they can, out of joy
• So that's what they call it nowadays?
• They mass produce plastic women
• They asked me to write a letter
• Or were they chords of sun?
• If it weren't hard, they wouldn't call it hardware
• When you kill people they die
• argue
• They paved paradise, and put up a parking lot.
• The Beat
• No, they are not stupid
• breakbeat science
• The day they caught the governor, and everyone else
• Eat me beat me lady
• taters haster be peelt an' boilt fore they kin be masht an' et
• repetitive beats
• And they Built the Kaba Nursery Rhyme
• Things they don't teach you at law school but really ought to
• Bathe her and bring her to me
• Computer games banned in Greece
• What would you bring to a deserted island? (category)
• Down's Syndrome
• They Are Them. We are us. Kill Them. All.
• They Say It Gets Easier
• The Matrix is going down for a reboot in 5 minutes: all users, please save your data and log out
• The Devil Went Down to Cambridge
• The nail that sticks up gets hammered down
• Whacking down pears with my prick
• Rolling Up, Rolling Down
• A Bird Came Down
• Push Down Automaton
• Turn Things Upside Down
• Down and Out in the Magic Kingdom Blurbs
• Lie Down with Lions
• Don't piss down my back and tell me it's raining
• Graduating down both shoulders
• I am saving many smiles for a new upside down tomorrow
• as the evening wound down
• Down with the Ship
• chase your shadow till the sun goes down
• Down and Out in Gotham City
• Nouvelle Experience
• Great tricks to play on the new kid on the job
• Are You Experienced? (e2poll)
• Adverse Childhood Experiences
• Adverse Childhood Experiences 4 and 1/2: Lizard music
• Talk shows are for idiots
• Proof that rich people are idiots
• I'm the idiot to your poetry
• Internet top level domains
• Low level Nonsense and Network Theory
• C-level
• Low Level Owl
• Ordinary Wizarding Level
• Bedford level
• The Hedgehog Can Never Be Buggered At All
• Somewhere I have never travelled, gladly beyond
• pub that never shuts
• Working people are never allowed to become rich in the United States
• The train never did come that day
• the smallest integer never considered
• It's obvious you've never owned a penis
• A place where the sun never sets
• The Music Never Stopped: Roots of the Grateful Dead
• Sketch me with charcoal. A pencil will never do, Argenis.
• Never Bet the Devil Your Head
• Never Yawn or Say A Commonplace Thing
• My love will never die
• never lost a chicken to a fox
• The Five Nevers - top kitchen safety rules
• Cheaters never prosper! (e2poll)
• I never told you she stole my heart
• you never sent me the manuscript
• The Monkeys and Their Mother
• Greeks like their women armless
• Ranters and their rants
• Brides on their Trial
• Being an Agent is Their Difficult Job
• up to their gossip
• I'm going to love you like the undead woe their graves, crave the living.
• What They Saw in the Country of El Dorado
• When they come they'll eat the fat ones first
• Whatever it is they spray inside of bowling shoes
• They are angry and they have been lied to
• Most adults forget what it was like to be a child once they hit a certain age
• Drivers who think they are Neo
• There are times when they seem to be right
• They Call Me MISTER Tibbs!
• Beat juggling
• The Fun They Had
• Beat It
• the strongest memes don't brand, they sit in your head and crochet
• fourth world beat voodoo.
• Discreet, until they rock your world
• we found that which made the human heart beat and built an autobahn to it
• they see in me a man that is empty, in need of love. that will not hurt them.
• The FOOLS! They laughed at my theories at the university, but I'll have my revenge! I'll have my REVENGE!
• static we bring trouble to your right side
• Do not bring your evil here
• they won't soon disremember
• The Lamb Lies Down On Broadway
• Trompe
• and they were as flowers in a fire
• sit down
• Knuckle down
• Down By The Bay

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