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• Never argue with an idiot. They bring you down to their level and beat you with experience.
• They Shall Beat Their Plowshares Into Swords
• Never meddle in the affairs of wizards, especially before they have their coffee
• If they're going up to the sun, the stars and the moon, why don't they bring the moon down for us?
• The Night They Drove Old Dixie Down
• George W. Bush gave the Taliban $43 million in May 2001 because they banned all drugs
• Way Down on Street Level
• Did the Japanese go and sit down and have dinner with Pearl Harbor before they bombed 'em?
• Yea, they are greedy dogs which can never have enough
• Nostalgic for a time that I never experienced and for a person I never was
• Scientist hits head on curb joke
• Writers don't look for their big breaks. They write them.
• The first beat down handed out in the Senate
• Necromancers really lift your spirits, but the dead can bring you down
• Some lovers (like the old you and I) never experience love at all
• you will not keep the attention of plebeians, they only listen with their eyes
• Redundancy in DNA
• Real hackers start their own IRC networks so that they can't be traced by the FBI
• They try to be quiet but you know they are there with their weird coppery breath.
• Never argue with a fool
• Wedding rings and half-born ideas you lose down the toilet. Why do they go?
• Old men never die, they just spout poetry
• I will make your oppressors eat their own flesh and they shall be drunk with their own blood like wine
• Don't ever lie. If you lie to your friends, they won't trust you, and you'll have nothing, and you'll never be safe.
• To women, to hide their teeth, if they be rotten or rusty
• People who argue, using terms they refuse to define
• In their millions the frog songs seemed to have a beat and a cadence.
• Things never were what they used to be
• They Prayed to their Code To Give them Light
• The songs that break you down and the stories that they tell
• they couldn’t speak at all; so used to disuse were their tongues
• Gaily they went down in the lush field a treasure of valuables or specie or bullion lodged with a crust of bread into her coat of arms weaving currying the embroidering of silk in summer.
• I never remembered my dreams until they started being about you
• How do cows get all their nutrients, when they only eat grass?
• It is not my job to argue with idiots on the Internet, and it's not yours either
• Bring pianos to their knees
• They say it's never too late
• And they never think these tools will fail.
• and it gets lonely in the rain while they wait for their hook-up
• They call you heartless, but you have a heart, and I love you for being ashamed to show it. You are ashamed of your flood, while others are ashamed of their ebb.
• If we define things as unreal, they may still be real in their consequences
• literature is a child of experience always, of knowledge never
• Is it possible to miss something you have never experienced?
• Thirteen Years And One Decade Down! A Melbourne Nodermeet To Celebrate The End Of High School And The Decaversary Of Everything2 (Bring A Hat)
• The ones with their priorities straight don't know how to get what they want, and the ones who get what they want have messed up priorities.
• Never Let Me Down Again
• just because they never bothered to really do
• They don't realize they're talking about death but I can hear it behind their voices
• their eyes meet for the first time, but they saw each other's hearts
• They left the streets stained with blood, and their howling could be heard long after they were gone
• You brought your ashes up to the mountain of solitude. Are you ready to bring your fire down to the valley of the people?
• mermaids never miss their legs in the sea because mermaids know that there are better ways to move through the ocean than kicking.
• experience level
• Why do Christians bring their kids up as Christians?
• You never know which experiences will last longest in memory
• What do girls think about guys when they catch guys staring at their breasts, but the guy is actually trying to read her shirt?
• Where do dogs get their Vitamin C from, when they don't eat fruits?
• The dark riders were not sleeping. They were only resting their eyes.
• to that end they offer you their bare bellies. pick up the knife.
• bring down the curtain
• My Wang never goes down
• they never found the body
• They Spent Their Wild Youthful Days in the Glittering World of the Salons
• Paper, rock, scissors. They all have their pros and cons.
• they look up at the same night sky, they fill their heart with the same dreams, and they are infused with the breath of life by the same almighty creator
• It's not enough they take your life away with a gun; they have to take it away with their pens, too
• If men define situations as real, they are real in their consequences.
• The hostages wrote thank you cards to their captors when they got home.
• Do not give what is holy to the dogs; nor cast your pearls before swine, lest they trample them under their feet, and turn and tear you in pieces
• We must remember them or they cease to be.
• Zen Story: Four monks settling down to meditate
• The Down Side (document)
• Down a rabbit hole
• Down and Out in the Magic Kingdom 8
• Blow the Man Down
• Name every road down which you go in a tongue that only you know
• Thumbing down a ride when you could take the bus
• break down
• experience
• A freaky hair experience
• The Star Trek Experience
• Dutch Experience
• Everything2 as experience
• Experience Earth Humor: Pranks with Human Greg #9 and #10
• pretend to be an idiot all the time
• you are an idiot (user)
• The four levels of visibility in Java
• Parallel Programming Languages: Low Level Abstraction
• Level restorer
• level triggered
• Answering a phone that never rings
• A Supposedly Fun Thing I'll Never Do Again
• How to crack root and not get caught
• I hope you never run for public office
• Scientology is a wonderful religion that I would never want to sue me
• executed but never exposed
• I Never Promised You A Rose Garden
• I will never take a man underwear shopping
• Why you never see baby pigeons
• we never hear them calling to us
• Never let them see you bleed
• Never assume your system is undefeatable
• You're never alone
• I'm so goddamned cruel to you. But you'll never know
• She could hit four octaves above high-C, but she never performed in public
• never again is what you swore the time before
• interactive fiction never died
• We're bandaging wounds you'll never have.
• you never thought this would happen to you, but it did
• Never drink in a pub with a flat roof
• masturbation never breaks your heart
• Lord Willing and the Creek Don't -- Never Mind, The Creek is Rising.
• Flaunting your sexuality
• Judging women by their books
• And oh, how we long for their shaky, malnourished caresses
• People's secrets show in their eyes
• Antisemitism and Martin Luther
• I've seen old men crying at their own gravesides
• Hear blessings dropping their blossoms around you
• Candide and Martin Touch upon the English Coast -- What They See There
• What Have They Done to the Rain
• argue
• They couldn't install the DSL.
• But, my dear sir, if you educate them, they will no longer be Baptists
• English Beat
• My fingers find the well-loved throat they seek
• digital beat matching
• Too bad they don't make one for your heart...
• My beat up old Offspring tape
• They Had No Poet
• As strangers they could speak, and it lifted the rain
• Every strong wind one leans into and smiles should bring back a lost toy from childhood
• Black People Hate Me and They Hate My Glasses
• He brings me books like flowers
• hot dogs are not made of dog, they are made of pig
• fishhooks and leather bring us closer together
• Most men will not swim before they are able to
• dumbing down
• Wishfully think they have souls.
• they don't know what they'd do without me
• Take Me Down
• People tell us who they are, but we ignore it, because we want them to be who we want them to be.
• In the bathtub or on the bed, looking down
• Sing and then murder them with an ice axe if they reveal Your secret.
• Nobody Knows You When You're Down and Out
• the moment when they take possession of you
• Reaching a point where you wonder if it's time to put down the bottle
• The Broken Down Comforter Collection
• Smack it up, flip it, rub it down
• I'm sorry I was speeding, officer, but I really have to get to the hospital
• Putting your motorcycle down
• How Babs Malone Cut Down the Field
• Down These Mean Streets
• The moon slides down the stair, to see who's there
• Down to Stillwater to ride the dogs
• Turning me down is the new sleeping with me
• during down time at E2
• Down New York
• Fall Down 7 Times Get Up 8
• The Gaping Lotus Experience
• International Association for the Exchange of Students for Technical Experience
• The Changing Experience of African-American Children Before and After the Civil War
• I have been orbiting this planet for thirty-seven years, and am just now starting to experience reentry (document)
• Learning from experience
• Adverse Childhood Experiences (category)
• my experience with wishes has not been very positive
• IDIOT -- 10 minutes in the Penalty Box!

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