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• Never argue with an idiot. They bring you down to their level and beat you with experience.
• If they're going up to the sun, the stars and the moon, why don't they bring the moon down for us?
• They Shall Beat Their Plowshares Into Swords
• Never meddle in the affairs of wizards, especially before they have their coffee
• mermaids never miss their legs in the sea because mermaids know that there are better ways to move through the ocean than kicking.
• To women, to hide their teeth, if they be rotten or rusty
• Why do Christians bring their kids up as Christians?
• experience level
• How do cows get all their nutrients, when they only eat grass?
• They Prayed to their Code To Give them Light
• bring down the curtain
• You never know which experiences will last longest in memory
• and it gets lonely in the rain while they wait for their hook-up
• The first beat down handed out in the Senate
• they never found the body
• If we define things as unreal, they may still be real in their consequences
• Never Let Me Down Again
• Redundancy in DNA
• They call you heartless, but you have a heart, and I love you for being ashamed to show it. You are ashamed of your flood, while others are ashamed of their ebb.
• They don't realize they're talking about death but I can hear it behind their voices
• their eyes meet for the first time, but they saw each other's hearts
• Never argue with a fool
• In their millions the frog songs seemed to have a beat and a cadence.
• My Wang never goes down
• Old men never die, they just spout poetry
• Nostalgic for a time that I never experienced and for a person I never was
• Some lovers (like the old you and I) never experience love at all
• They left the streets stained with blood, and their howling could be heard long after they were gone
• People who argue, using terms they refuse to define
• Things never were what they used to be
• What do girls think about guys when they catch guys staring at their breasts, but the guy is actually trying to read her shirt?
• Where do dogs get their Vitamin C from, when they don't eat fruits?
• The dark riders were not sleeping. They were only resting their eyes.
• to that end they offer you their bare bellies. pick up the knife.
• Way Down on Street Level
• The Night They Drove Old Dixie Down
• They Spent Their Wild Youthful Days in the Glittering World of the Salons
• Paper, rock, scissors. They all have their pros and cons.
• Did the Japanese go and sit down and have dinner with Pearl Harbor before they bombed 'em?
• It's not enough they take your life away with a gun; they have to take it away with their pens, too
• If men define situations as real, they are real in their consequences.
• I never remembered my dreams until they started being about you
• They say it's never too late
• And they never think these tools will fail.
• Don't ever lie. If you lie to your friends, they won't trust you, and you'll have nothing, and you'll never be safe.
• The hostages wrote thank you cards to their captors when they got home.
• Bring pianos to their knees
• Scientist hits head on curb joke
• Writers don't look for their big breaks. They write them.
• just because they never bothered to really do
• Wedding rings and half-born ideas you lose down the toilet. Why do they go?
• Real hackers start their own IRC networks so that they can't be traced by the FBI
• literature is a child of experience always, of knowledge never
• They try to be quiet but you know they are there with their weird coppery breath.
• you will not keep the attention of plebeians, they only listen with their eyes
• Thirteen Years And One Decade Down! A Melbourne Nodermeet To Celebrate The End Of High School And The Decaversary Of Everything2 (Bring A Hat)
• Is it possible to miss something you have never experienced?
• I will make your oppressors eat their own flesh and they shall be drunk with their own blood like wine
• The songs that break you down and the stories that they tell
• Gaily they went down in the lush field a treasure of valuables or specie or bullion lodged with a crust of bread into her coat of arms weaving currying the embroidering of silk in summer.
• George W. Bush gave the Taliban $43 million in May 2001 because they banned all drugs
• You brought your ashes up to the mountain of solitude. Are you ready to bring your fire down to the valley of the people?
• and I wished you well as you cut me down
• down to the wire
• Been down so long
• my experience in programming
• Highly symbolic childhood experiences
• People are disposable cameras meant to capture experiences
• My Theater Experiences
• equivalent experience
• Why my co-worker, "Bob," is an idiot
• Slick Idiot
• whatever you idiot (user)
• Level 3
• Rogue Level
• Level 2
• Super Mario Brothers: The Lost Levels
• Never underestimate the power of soup
• He never returned
• How to crack root and not get caught
• I hope you never run for public office
• Scientology is a wonderful religion that I would never want to sue me
• executed but never exposed
• I Never Promised You A Rose Garden
• I will never take a man underwear shopping
• Why you never see baby pigeons
• we never hear them calling to us
• Never let them see you bleed
• Never assume your system is undefeatable
• You're never alone
• I'm so goddamned cruel to you. But you'll never know
• She could hit four octaves above high-C, but she never performed in public
• never again is what you swore the time before
• interactive fiction never died
• We're bandaging wounds you'll never have.
• I never realized how helpful a visual arts degree could be in fixing sump pumps
• Never go to Dubai
• Do we forgive our fathers in their time or in our time?
• Inability to decide on what your morals and values should be
• Expecting your wedding to be the happiest day of your life
• The children are all crying in their pens
• Open letter from Saddam Hussein to the American peoples and the western peoples and their gov'ts
• Carelessly their feet trod upon life, extinguishing it
• The Prodigy: Their Law
• Everyone tells their own story with them as the star
• Those eyes shall see the incest of their lips
• It is their very life
• All blues hail Mary with her roses...but you're their masterpiece
• WARNING: Noders May Not Be What They Seem to Be
• Things that a fetus would say if it could speak
• Don't kill your invisible husband to see what he looks like or you'll sob your heart out. But don't worry about the millions of invisible men coming to attack your village because they won't kill you if you don't know how to fight them.
• They want me for a focus group!
• Dumb things people wish they hadn't said
• argue
• They managed to get to the moon despite it
• The Beat
• They Bribe the Lazy Quadling
• breakbeat science
• Some Lovers Try Positions That They Can't Handle
• Eat me beat me lady
• They have taken enough
• repetitive beats
• Before they were the Science Fiction Greats
• people do, on the whole, have the right to be who they want to be
• Bring me the head of John the Baptist!
• if they are the gentlemen they seem, will they not treat the small as gently as the great
• Brings out the tiger in you
• settle down
• What to do when your car breaks down
• sometimes during the rainy season they find bones in the gardens
• I can't stand up for falling down
• You know a writer has made it when they stop posting on e2
• Cut down on alcohol
• Strutting down the street
• Thumbs Up going down
• Lizard down the throat
• Foot in mouth brought down the Berlin Wall
• The time I accidentally made napalm and almost burned down the physics lab
• Don't give me your hand me down love
• ROME (written upside down)
• The Spirit Catches You and You Fall Down
• The "WE'RE GOING DOWN THE PUB!" Anglo-Swiss Post-nuptial London Meetup
• pull down resistor
• down here, where the roots are supposed to grow
• Side down in the ditch
• down in the boneyard
• A drawing down of blinds
• Aphelion 0.1 : We All Fall Down
• A mental experience
• Is literary experience inversely proportional to literary taste?
• My disappointing experience as a day trader
• The Beavis and Butt-Head Experience
• Adverse Childhood Experiences: Out on a limb
• idiot
• The good musicians play music that idiots listen to
• Wandering Idiot (user)
• top level domain
• Level I Basic
• Minecart Level
• low water level
• Cognitive level
• Level Distribution (superdoc)
• independently wealthy at a poverty level
• Things that we will never use
• Photographs never lie, until you edit them!
• Dreamer, never learned to be ambitious
• I am never alone
• You can never go home again
• Never Give a Sucker an Even Break
• You were never going to become more than this to me
• I remember, back in the day, when the Other Users list never exceeded 19
• I was never broken
• why you should never be a referee
• Flowers Never Cry
• scars are souvenirs you never lose

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