Use the
chatterbox to make friends.
Friends give you
XP. XP makes you
strong.
Strength gives you
power, and power lets you
break the rules.
Don’t believe me? Well either you're closing your eyes to a situation you do not wish to acknowledge or you are not aware of the
Faustian bargain indicated by the presence of a chatterbox in
this community!
Well, it means power my friends,
right here, I say power right here in Everything
Why, sure, I'm a Everything
Noder
Certainly mighty
proud to say,
I'm always
mighty proud to say it
I consider the hours I spend writing nodes for this place are
golden
Help you
cultivate horse sense and a cool head and a
keen eye
Didja ever take an' try an' node an
iron clad leave
to yourself from a three-
rail billiard shot?
Let me tell you 'bout Level 1 and 2 users chatterin' away
I say, your new users will be
chatterin'
Chatterin' away their noontime,
suppertime, nodetime, too
Getting friendly with the neighbors
With one two, three, four, five, six
factual nodes to every one
write ups that mark the difference between a
gentleman and a
bum
With a
capital 'B' and that
rhymes with 'C' and that stands
for '
cool'
But the next thing you know you see them nodin' their
day logs
in a
pinchback suit
And writin' about some big out-o'-town
jasper
hear her
tell about working in an auto body shop
Not a wholesome day log, no, but a
GTKY node right on the horse!
Like to see some Level 8 cube jockey nodin' their
half formed thoughts?
Make your
blood boil,
well I should say
Now
folks let me show you what I mean
You see it's all about
making friends and connections building up a
goodwill posse
You see it's all about creatin'
your own fan club who'll
upvote your own
vomit and that's
POWER
Oh, ya got lots and lots o' power
I'm thinkin' of the kids on their first day here,
newbies peekin' in the chatterbox after school
Ya got power, folks, right here in the Chatterbox
with a capital 'P' and that rhymes with 'C!' and that
stands for 'cool'
Now I know all you folks are the right kind of noders
I'm gonna be perfectly
frank
Would you like to know what kind of upvoting goes on
while they're loafin' around that box
They'll be votin' up
bullshit, votin' up
ignorance,
votin' up
highly subjective personal nodes,
And votin' up nodes based on
nothing but titles
Never mind about violatin’
E2 University rules six ways from Sunday
Now one fine night they get into their head
that no matter what they write they’ll get XP from
Libertine men and
scarlet women and
nodeshell rescue!
Shameless nodes that'll grab your son, your daughter
into the arms of a
jungle animal instinct-
massteria!
Friends,
the chatterbox is the devil's playground! Power!
Other Users:
Oh, we got Power!
e2reneta: Right here in Chatterbox
Other Users:
Right here in Chatterbox
e2reneta: With a capital 'P' and that rhymes with 'C' and that
stands for 'cool'
Other Users:
That stands for cool!
e2reneta: We surely got Power
Other Users:
We surely got Power
e2reneta: Right here in Chatterbox
Other Users:
Right here!
e2reneta: Gotta figure out a way to keep the noders earning all their cools.
Other Users:
Power, power, power, power....
e2reneta: Noders of this community,
heed this
warning before it's
too late
Watch for the
tell-tale signs of corruption
Well if so, my friends...
They've got
Power
Other Users:
Oh, they got Power- Right here!
e2reneta:
Remember the Maine!,
Plymouth Rock and the
Golden Rule!
So never ignore the chatterbox. Chat now. Cash in later.
Or
if, gentle Reader, your steadfast moral center won’t let you play that game-- at least watch: lurking has
its value.