Findings:

• How to Get Ahead in Advertising
• I never wanted to see you get hurt. Even though it's kind of funny.
• It's knowing that I'll never get lost
• You'll never get away with this!
• You'll never quite know how much you've lost until you get what you were looking for
• I never get mail
• Get over the self-absorbed "I'll never sell out" rhetoric
• If you existed I would never get out of bed
• when i get out i'll come and find you cause you're my other half i never told you that
• We All Get Old, But We Never Grow Up
• Avoiding sexually transmitted disease
• If I really loved you, you'd never get so close.
• Never get involved in a land war in Asia
• Never get into a staring contest with a Pikachu
• How to crack root and not get caught
• You can never get away from yourself
• Do chessmasters think more moves ahead?
• mouse ahead
• Reading ahead in comic calendars
• Damn the torpedoes, full speed ahead!
• I run through winding hallways, just ahead of the flames
• Don't litter, but go ahead and throw your cigarette butt on the ground
• ahead of the game
• ahead of the curve
• look ahead
• Welcome back. We've gone ahead without you
• In the Baggage Coach Ahead
• Just go ahead
• the road ahead will be bumpy
• Hard to starboard, all ahead flank
• go ahead I'll listen (user)
• Go ahead. I am merely a secondary character in your life story.
• Go ahead, throw your vote away
• go ahead and dream, go ahead believe that you are the chosen one
• Everything2 Update: August 2019 - Roadmap and the way ahead
• I'm getting ahead of myself
• Full steam ahead
• Get over it
• Get Happy!
• You can't get there from here
• Do fat men get fat dicks?
• Get your rocks off
• That and a quarter gets you a 25 cent cup of coffee
• get drunk
• How to get it
• get
• Even Cowgirls get the Blues
• The drugs get you ready
• You get what you pay for
• Penn and Teller Get Killed
• Can we all just get along?
• Get drunk on History
• it gets thick
• Sure, as soon as you get me back on an orbital platform
• As Good as it Gets
• Let's get milk-faced and hum like rabbits
• The early bird gets the worm
• What to do if you get in a car accident
• Get my groove on
• I sucked a lot of cock to get where I am
• Archived E2 FAQ: Source Code (document)
• I turn my back for a second, and Erica gets married twice
• Let's Get Killed
• get with the program
• get well card
• Get used to it
• No One Here Gets Out Alive
• Get In Shape Girl
• Get Smart
• Get the fuck out of my office
• Christians don't believe that "being good" gets anyone into Heaven
• The Knack... and How to Get It
• The soul gets growing pains, too
• D.R. & Quinch get Drafted
• 15 will get you 20
• Traffic lights that don't stay green long enough for everyone waiting to get through
• Get a bit chopped
• Get a break
• Get a fat lip
• Get a grindstone and sharpen it
• Get a load of
• Get around
• Get a tail
• Get a valentine
• Get the finger put on
• Get hip
• Get hit with
• Get hit with the blocks
• Get off the gun
• Get off the nut
• Get out the crying towel
• Get under the bed
• The Universe always gets the first move
• Get Real
• get a clue
• Get a real computer!
• When in doubt, get horizontal
• Craving a smoke
• An angel gets its wings
• I get more done after midnight than most people do all day
• Get rich quick
• Now I know why I get the urge to kill her
• The second mouse gets the cheese
• Get on the Bus
• The feeling you get when you hold someone's hand
• get mine
• get off
• How to get in touch with your feminine side
• good reasons to get an education
• Get off the shed
• Good reasons to get decapitated
• Get rich trading on the stock market
• The Get Along Gang
• Getting what you want from disgruntled lab techs
• Get the hell out of Dodge
• How to get rid of a cold
• We need to get you a girlfriend
• Get a communications degree and we'll talk
• Get a life!
• For when you and your shiftless friends get something to eat
• How to get rid of a tailgater
• get right down to it
• get to the point
• The Get Up Kids
• Can't we just all get along? (plaintive voice).
• Birthdays get less significant as you get older
• Why don't vultures (and other scavengers) get food poisoning?
• The Public Wants What The Public Gets
• Too cool for school, too dumb to get a job
• Are guys who get blowjobs from guys straight?
• We'll burn that bridge when we get to it
• How do you get two piccolos to play in tune?
• I've got access to Mother now, and I'll get my own answers, thank you
• Honk if your horn is broken: Where do they get these stupid stickers?
• How to get rid of a telemarketer
• Where did you get that hat?
• English may be a "living language," but Latin is not -- so get it right.
• How to get rid of Jehovah's Witnesses
• Life sucks. Get over it.
• Get your bender on
• Get Carter
• Don't get me wrong; I'm not a feminist
• How to get away at work without doing anything

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