Findings:

• If I didn't ask, I'd never know (how much you hate me)
• Life is like a strange, unpopular restaraunt filled with odd waiters who give you things you never asked for and don't always like.
• You Should Never Have Asked Him About His Job!
• I've never asked a heart for rent money
• We never asked to be babysitters
• Questions you never asked, but now that I mention it, yeah, that's a good point
• Born, never asked
• Ask moJoe : Advice for the Criminally Confused
• How to approach a developer who may well be working and ask him a question
• You've Asked Me When I Came to Town
• The first time I asked a girl to dance
• He asked for more flesh
• I never get mail
• Never look like you're staring
• The Thread That Never Ends
• It never rains but it pours
• You can never become anything if you're not good at math
• Never Stop Burning
• Always the guyfriend never the lover
• Never underestimate the power of a woman with no specific purpose
• For sale. Baby shoes. Never worn.
• we never hear them calling to us
• Never Stop
• A thousand stories never told
• To think that there are kids today that have never used a joystick
• Maybe she's just pieces of me you've never seen
• Unraveling things you would never be able to say with words.
• Why you never cease to captivate me
• The Five Nevers - top kitchen safety rules
• Cheaters never prosper! (e2poll)
• Home I'll never be
• In the foyer of my mind, he remains, never venturing into the parlor
• masturbation never breaks your heart
• Lord Willing and the Creek Don't -- Never Mind, The Creek is Rising.
• Ask For Janice
• If I ask, I want a truthful answer
• Ask a stupid question
• The Faith to ask for Faith
• Ask Me Anything
• Photographs never lie, until you edit them!
• two positives never make a negative
• I will never drink root beer again
• A poem for two pages of panel art for a comic that was never written
• Things I Thought I Would Never Hear Myself Say
• Never get into a staring contest with a Pikachu
• I remember, back in the day, when the Other Users list never exceeded 19
• Never been to Woonsocket, never been to Spain
• why you should never be a referee
• Windows were never meant to flicker so much
• Never straight; always gaily forward!
• Girls possess me but they're never mine.
• But if life were only moments, then you'd never know you had one
• I call, but I never talk. I knock, but I never enter. I feel a bit insecure.
• Dali knew elephants and monsters that Bukowski never drank away
• What is Heraclides had never been born?
• I've been offered a lot for my work, but never everything.
• lite moon simples morning's never
• I may never be queen, but you will never break me
• The Gateway to Never
• And why, you ask, am I doing all this?
• She asked me to copy my poem into her notebook
• He asks, anxious to hear the story
• Consistency is all I ask
• Witches are tricky. Ask the villagers.
• This will never happen
• Never Is a Promise
• Kirby G6
• Cheer up luv, it might never happen
• never store currency in a float
• Hey, we're Pizza Hut! We've put cheese in places you've never even dreamed of!
• Never enter a public restroom with someone you hope to impress
• I never thought I would node this
• You've never explored
• Never trust a machine more complex than a knife and fork
• The empire never ended
• You'll never win anything with kids
• better late than never
• Love is never having to say you're sorry
• Never call again
• no, it's your fate to never reach that understanding
• Never Eat Anything Bigger Than Your Head
• We All Get Old, But We Never Grow Up
• Yea, they are greedy dogs which can never have enough
• this hunger in me, it never ends. I feed it every night when I dream
• Ask moJoe : Dear (Longwinded Asslicker) Anonymous
• Strange man makes permanent visit
• Everything You Always Wanted to Know About Sex (But Were Afraid To Ask)
• The Devil is just the Angel that asked for more
• She asked me to stop dreaming of death
• I should ask my barber where he gets his hair cut, then go there and slowly make my way up the chain
• Never go to a doctor whose office plants have died
• Men should never call themselves feminists
• I'll never be the other woman
• Something I Can Never Have
• Never apply a Star Trek solution to a Babylon 5 problem
• Never crush a caffeine pill
• If you told me this never happened
• My brain and I have never fully communicated
• I never intended to make my parents happy
• Never let them see you bleed
• Never assume your system is undefeatable
• You're never alone
• There never was a body that gave the undertaker a tip
• In a dream you are never eighty
• Let it never be said I slept through it. I never sleep
• You never fought. You just died beautifully.
• We are scarred, grizzled veterans of wars you'll never have to fight
• mermaids never miss their legs in the sea because mermaids know that there are better ways to move through the ocean than kicking.
• Never drink in a pub with a flat roof
• If we ran this back an infinite number of times across infinite existences our souls would still never connect, so don't regret.
• ask
• I asked a friend to draw me, and I'm scared of what I'll see
• I'm changing the climate! Ask me how
• If you ask me about spring, I'll tell you about
• Ask an Uptight Seattleite
• Seven words you can never say on television
• I could never date someone who hasn't committed a major felony
• Never in the field of human conflict was so much owed by so many to so few
• never seen The Pogues live yet
• It is never too late to be what you would have been
• Never Let Me Down Again
• Never let the Sgt. know your name
• Jesus' blood never failed me yet
• The Night We Never Met
• Nostalgic for a time that I never experienced and for a person I never was
• Flowers Never Cry
• scars are souvenirs you never lose
• long blond surfer hair that never got dipped in the ocean
• non-standard analysis will never be mainstream
• I never saw him again
• reticent, never smiles
• What if Heraclides had never been born?
• you never know
• I got lost in a Siberian winter and never came back
• A profile is never motionless before our eyes
• this is why you always leave me, this is why you'll never go
• First to Fall, and Never Again. Learnt my Lesson from the King of Pain.
• questions to ask of friends and lovers
• I will ask them all their dreams
• Everything you ever wanted to know about theatre tech, but were afraid to ask
• One who doesn't ask, eats wax
• Ask the Dust
• Don't ask
• I never thought it would be like this
• I'll Never Remember the Day
• I never faced existential quandaries as an addict
• Never heard of Dr. Mennel
• I never thought I'd have something to say
• The only date I never went on
• You never can tell
• you never can tell with bees
• Never take a bug out of a socket with a fork
• Things that have never been said in the entire history of man
• I can never be sure if it was real or just another illusion
• Spend an hour with us and you'll never be the same
• if one of us should flicker and vanish, mid-drag, don't bat an eye. claim a spot on the curb and never give an inch.
• What if I had never met you? How much the poorer would my life have been.
• That too long hour never dim enough until sleep
• Never node mistakes twice
• never judge a by a reading
• I never knew how much snow it took to flush a toilet.
• THE IRON NODER CHALLENGE 6: RUST NEVER SLEEPS
• He Never Died
• A terrible, horrible thought that shall never be thoughted again
• keep feeding the fire and it will never go out
• Ask moJoe : Dear Wanted in NJ
• Using the chatterbox to ask for definitions
• Now I ask you, is that any way for a cosmic body to disintegrate?
• You are groovy. No, I mean it. Ask a fish. Ask the moon.
• She asked me to read her a poem
• Ask a Human: Greg Answers #11: Special Earth Edition
• I have never let my schooling interfere with my education
• People who don't smoke will never die
• Never use transparencies inside a laser printer
• Stuff you wish you never threw out

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