Findings:

• Avoiding work takes longer than doing work
• Take 20
• If a 3G phone signal takes more power than 2G, why does 2G make more noise on audio equipment?
• Perhaps not forever, but longer than usual
• It takes more muscles to frown than to smile
• It takes more than milk to get rid of the taste
• Vermont law allows same-sex civil unions
• No one older than twenty-five was stupid enough to take a job here.
• For one moment, it is more important to take in the spectacular than to worry about the pressing business of staying alive.
• take a picture, it'll last longer
• It takes more than good memory to have good memories
• Growing grapes is harder than making wine. You will discover this, but it might take a lifetime.
• I'm not really okay with being hated for what I am. It's hard to take. But it's still better than being loved for something I'm not.
• we should listen to the birds. they've been here far longer than we
• It'll take a lot more than rage and muscle
• Double Take
• take a stab at it
• I wish I had the magic words that could take pain away
• The Winner Takes It All
• I take whatever you're given
• Take Me Down to the Infirmary
• The Muppets Take Manhattan
• long take
• Death takes a piss
• Edmund Burke takes a Technology Class
• Thumbing down a ride when you could take the bus
• take this job and shove it
• Letting the craft take its course, without looking back or any remorse of tasks left undone, just to have one day of fun.
• Cats are far smarter than any other animal I know
• old-schooler than thou
• long printf() argument lists' parameters are better pre- than postfixed with ','
• Why underground music is "better" than commercial music
• More than he was willing to give
• How to seem smarter than you really are
• That Time and Absence proves Rather helps than hurts to loves
• When it is easier to let it happen than to fight it
• Are some species more important than others?
• Love is more complicated than Quantum Mechanics
• I know better than you do that I've got a hold on you.
• More than a petal, less than a bouquet
• More of a knowledge fetishist than actually knowledgeable
• I'm flier than a seagull
• No one belongs here more than you.
• Not very sterile, but better than dead
• the stars are darker than your heart
• Turkey in the Straw
• turkey vulture
• bush turkey
• Daily Evil - Thursday January 12th
• Dream Log: July 20, 2000
• Editor Log: December 20, 2000
• Emma - Chapter 20
• Dream Log: November 20, 2001
• Macintosh Performa 200
• Dream Log: March 20, 2003
• 20 gauge
• September 20, 2005
• 20 Million Miles to Earth
• February 20, 2010
• July 20, 2011
• August 20, 2013
• November 20, 2015
• October 20, 2017
• December 20, 2019
• Does the Bible allow for additional Mormon Scriptures?
• Smokers Allowed
• The Law
• Clarke's Laws
• Jonathan Swift on Law
• Ohm's Law for Magnetics
• Law of Karma
• The Laws of Kings Hlothhære and Eadric
• The Law of Gaseousity
• Graham's law of effusion
• The Man of Law's Tale
• The Law of One Price
• Laws of game design
• The M&M law of simplicity
• Nuremberg Laws
• Should copyright laws be revised?
• How law students brief a case
• Obligations Law Modernisation Act of 2002
• A brief history of legal process
• Kryder's Law
• Law as a science
• Guarantees in the Roman law of sale
• Unjust Laws
• Brandolini's Law
• Slaughterhouse tour, or Why I'm no longer a lawyer
• In the city, silence is no longer silence but the memory of a noise
• I like to take up space
• It's time to take the penny out of circulation
• Is to Leave All, and Take the Thread of Love
• Take Your Partner by the Hand
• Take Me Back to Tech
• Moments when the concept of the United States of America takes form
• Take a deep breath and write out your thoughts for me
• Would Today's American Teens Take a Space Odyssey?
• Do you take care of your heart? I mean do you protect it?
• Please don't take my sunshine away.
• What would it take for intimacy
• Take Shelter
• To take a maiden to wife brings good fortune
• greater than
• It's better to be alone than to wish you were
• Having an S on a transcript rather than a B
• Why Real Life is better than IRC
• You were never going to become more than this to me
• Mardi Gras celebrations in the US other than New Orleans: an observation
• for() is better than while()
• Heavier Than Heaven
• It's just a doll, but it's a million times more real than your chemicals
• better off with him than here with me
• This runs deeper than a bruised ego
• Never Eat Anything Bigger Than Your Head
• Unloved, yeah. But I'd rather be cursed than poisoned.
• I am more than the impulse to be seen
• More than a short answer
• The Golden Turkey Award for Most Brainless Brain Movie
• What about the turkeys?
• 20/20
• Deuteronomy 20
• John 20
• Dream Log: September 20, 2000
• George W. Bush on the $200 bill
• Return of Tarzan Chapter 20
• Mencius IVa: 20
• Dewey Decimal System: 200
• August 20, 2003
• September 20, 2004
• May 20, 2006
• July 20, 2008
• January 20, 2011
• May 20, 2012
• May 20, 2014
• Dream log: June 20, 2016
• November 20, 2020
• Supreme Court now allows jailing for minor traffic offenses
• Sturgeon's Law
• Godwin's Law
• Sumptuary law
• Lords of Law
• Hess's Law
• animal law
• The Southern Poverty Law Center vs. Aryan Nations
• Ye canna change the laws of physics!
• Corporate law geek (user)
• Love is the Only Law
• Clara Law
• Newton's Law of Cooling
• National Council of Intellectual Property Law Associations
• Hamilton's Laws
• Lotka's Law
• Basic Law
• Poor Law Amendment Act 1834
• wager of law
• Gag law
• national law
• The law enforcement futility storyline
• Making drugs and booze last longer
• it's a pity we only appreciate some once they're gone, when they can no longer defend themselves
• Take This, Brother, May It Serve You Well
• I don't mind it when authors take their time
• No one takes me seriously as a source of malevolence and spite
• I take for granted that you just don't care
• Take you wandering till it's dark
• How to take a picture of a computer
• I'll take the...blue...No! Red! The Red Pill! (A short Notice New York Movie Binge and Noder Meet)
• Oh Shit. How can I take him home to Mother?
• Take Off And Landing
• ESPN First Take
• The dream is over, the memory is tired. Take this coffin and long may you sleep.
• Don't take this personally, but it's personal
• Objects in mirror are closer than they appear
• The book is better than the movie
• It seemed so real, to me these are more than wasted days
• music means more than this

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