Findings:

• Avoiding work takes longer than doing work
• Perhaps not forever, but longer than usual
• It takes more muscles to frown than to smile
• It takes more than milk to get rid of the taste
• No one older than twenty-five was stupid enough to take a job here.
• For one moment, it is more important to take in the spectacular than to worry about the pressing business of staying alive.
• It takes more than good memory to have good memories
• take a picture, it'll last longer
• Growing grapes is harder than making wine. You will discover this, but it might take a lifetime.
• Take 20
• I'm not really okay with being hated for what I am. It's hard to take. But it's still better than being loved for something I'm not.
• It'll take a lot more than rage and muscle
• If a 3G phone signal takes more power than 2G, why does 2G make more noise on audio equipment?
• we should listen to the birds. they've been here far longer than we
• Vermont law allows same-sex civil unions
• Ohm's Law
• Unwritten Law
• Blue law
• Law of Unintended Consequences
• Kirchhoff's Current Law
• Third law of thermodynamics
• The Laws of Thermodynamics applied to cleaning
• Harvard Law School
• Jim Ninja laws
• Bragg Law
• There should be laws requiring electric cars to make the Jetsons flying car noise
• First Law of Battle
• Do what thou wilt shall be the whole of the law
• Fick's law
• Hardy-Weinberg law
• English law
• Danish name laws
• Mother In Law
• Amontons's law
• Law French
• Law Abiding Citizen
• South Park: Bigger, Longer, and Uncut
• Every Breath You Take
• spit take
• Hello, I take Zoloft. I am so gloriously mentally ill! You will love me, yes?
• The meek shall inherit the Earth... the rest of us will take the stars!
• Take Me As I Am
• we can take them
• Could a computer take the place of a child?
• Where kisses take us
• It takes two people to make you and one person to die. That is how the world is going to end.
• Buy the ticket, take the ride
• A dog that will bring you a bone will take a bone too
• All it takes is a bad poem
• Take me back to the day that I went blind
• My soul is in a million pieces. I tried to collect most of them, but some are missing, and the ones I have don't fit together anymore. Feel free to take a piece or two.
• Why Cucumbers are Better than Men
• Why chocolate is better than sex
• A determination to do better than
• What is faster than the speed of light?
• I can degrade myself better than you can
• All animals are equal, but some animals are more equal than others
• Why going to college is WAY better than going to work
• Strippers make more money than prostitutes
• Remembering the future in a different way than we remember the past
• Heaven is hotter than Hell
• Love will fill us up, will make us better than
• Worse Than Failure
• In dark alleys there is magical realism with knives sharper than this
• why internet relationships are better than real relationships
• I need a more beautiful distraction than this
• less elegant than grace
• The Golden Turkey Award for Most Ridiculous Monster
• Turkey's Fear of Kurdish Separatism
• Hoosier Daddy? 2: So long, and thanks for all the turkey
• January 20, 2000
• Revelation 20
• Dream Log: November 20, 2000
• April 20, 2001
• President Bush's address, September 20, 2001
• June 20, 2002
• What If? #20
• Miracleman #20
• Dream Log: July 20, 2005
• October 20, 2007
• October 20, 2009
• March 20, 2013
• Harry Potter and the Natural 20
• The 20 rep squat routine
• Blue Devil #20
• Who is allowed to donate blood?
• natural law
• Rucker's Law
• Laws Regarding Epilepsy and Driving, By State
• Evolution violates the 2nd law of thermodynamics
• Darcy's Law
• Fifteen Legal Definitions Encountered in Reading School Law
• the morality of breaking immoral laws
• 42 U.S.C. § 6294
• law clerk
• Data Protection Laws
• law of squares
• Cross Media Ownership Laws
• Wonko's Law of TV Rerun Likelihood
• Law of the Unconscious Statistician
• power law
• Community law
• Philosophy of Law
• Brehon Laws - The Administration of Justice
• Risk in the Roman law of sale
• Just as it could not imprison itself with laws, impoverish itself with money or misguide itself with leaders, so it would not misrepresent itself with signs.
• The Nine Laws Of God
• But, my dear sir, if you educate them, they will no longer be Baptists
• Beneath the shadows of buildings no longer tall
• Go take a flying fuck at a rolling donut
• If you can't take the heat, stay out of the kitchen
• take it outside
• take the loss
• Giving a cat oral medication
• How a farmer wanted to take plums to market
• Take Two
• won’t take no for an answer
• The Take
• let her take me, feed on me, devour me
• The Angels Take Manhattan
• The whole world smells like a laundromat and bud. Good bud, bud that makes you feel like the early days. Take your bong to the laundromat. Pass it around.
• A modem is better than nothing
• There are worse things than to have a great injustice done to you
• Even in hell, I knew better than to eat the salsa
• Dammit, one of my past lives is more attractive than me!
• Original better than the sequel
• Faster than light
• Better Than Sex Cake II
• There's nothing more depressing than an empty mailbox, especially today
• Better to reign in Hell than serve in Heaven
• Scipio Africanus: Greater Than Napoleon
• I was less than one hundred footsteps away from you I suppose
• Negative reviews are more fun to read than positive reviews
• I can't think of anyone who could appreciate more than me your eyes and your voice
• Brighter Than Creation's Dark
• Girls run faster than light: reflections on pre-adolescent reality differences
• People smarter than I am.
• Turkey Dinner
• The Everything People Registry : Turkey
• Leviticus 20
• Dream Log: April 20, 2000
• JLA #20
• 20 ways to annoy a raver
• Dream Log: June 20, 2001
• Mencius VIIb: 20
• September 20, 2002
• June 20, 2003
• July 20, 2004
• February 20, 2006
• April 20, 2008
• August 20, 2010
• 20 Jazz Funk Greats
• January 20, 2014
• May 20, 2016
• March 20, 2018
• May 20, 2020
• Allow yourself no dreams
• Hubble's law
• Law Rune
• Law of Ruins
• Canon Law
• Anglo-Saxon Laws and Customs
• Parkinson's Law of Meetings
• Islamic law
• The Man of Law's Introduction
• These cities are illusions of some triumph over nature's laws
• Bernard Law Montgomery
• Lemon Law
• Kirchhoff's Laws of Radiation
• Berwick Law
• Law of Inverse Necessity
• Law of the North
• Humanitarian Law
• Edward Law, 1st Baron Ellenborough
• A new licensing law
• I am the Law!
• To Him the law is everything. Even today, lawyers are His favorites.

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