Findings:

• Avoiding work takes longer than doing work
• It takes more muscles to frown than to smile
• It takes more than milk to get rid of the taste
• No one older than twenty-five was stupid enough to take a job here.
• take a picture, it'll last longer
• I'm not really okay with being hated for what I am. It's hard to take. But it's still better than being loved for something I'm not.
• It takes more than good memory to have good memories
• It'll take a lot more than rage and muscle
• Take 20
• we should listen to the birds. they've been here far longer than we
• If a 3G phone signal takes more power than 2G, why does 2G make more noise on audio equipment?
• Vermont law allows same-sex civil unions
• Perhaps not forever, but longer than usual
• For one moment, it is more important to take in the spectacular than to worry about the pressing business of staying alive.
• Growing grapes is harder than making wine. You will discover this, but it might take a lifetime.
• The Law of the Jungle
• Law Enforcement Modification
• Laws of Magick
• Exon's Law
• Law of self-contradiction
• Edward Law, 1st Baron Ellenborough
• A new licensing law
• I am the Law!
• To Him the law is everything. Even today, lawyers are His favorites.
• From now on, any ordinary knowledge is no longer going to satisfy you, I'm afraid
• appeal no longer urgent
• Go take a flying fuck at a rolling donut
• If you can't take the heat, stay out of the kitchen
• take it outside
• take the loss
• Giving a cat oral medication
• How a farmer wanted to take plums to market
• Take Two
• won’t take no for an answer
• We should do well to take our lesson from the stars
• Take This Waltz
• will you take me with you when you go?
• More Human Than Human
• play dumb
• A better model than the one at data general
• Exhaustion is better than drugs
• Things on e2 other than XP that will make you happy
• Is a crush better than a relationship?
• Hotter than two rats fucking in a wool sock
• Some words are harder than others
• It's better to burn out than to fade away
• A Language Older Than Words
• I've got better things to do than drugs
• True compassion is more than flinging a coin to a beggar. It comes to see that an edifice which produces beggars needs restructuring.
• My heart is nothing more than an engine forged from the remnants of a dead star
• better than the best
• She wore a bit more makeup than he generally liked
• Trying to keep up with technology, when the quiet full moon is momentarily more than enough
• An older problem than we thought
• all of our suffering is nothing more than resistance to this very moment
• The Golden Turkey Awards
• English fricassee sauce for chicken or turkey
• A Tangled Tale of Turkeys
• October 20, 1999
• Ezekiel 20
• The Antichrist: Chapter 20
• 200
• Dream Log: February 20, 2001
• Editor Log: July 20, 2001
• Dream Log: February 20, 2002
• Dream Log: November 20, 2002
• Dream Log: September 20, 2003
• November 20, 2004
• October 20, 2006
• December 20, 2008
• September 20, 2012
• October 20, 2014
• January 20, 2017
• January 20, 2019
• April 20, 2021
• A sexist joke I'm allowed to tell, due to being a woman
• I should be allowed to make myself miserable
• Sjöberg's Law of Public Cliquishness
• Senseless Laws
• Divisions of Canadian Law
• Anglo-Saxon Laws and Customs: Glossary
• Parkinson's Law
• Florida election laws
• Knoll's Law of Media Accuracy
• trichotomy law
• Law merit badge
• Criminal Code of Canada - Part IV Offences Against the Administration of Law and Justice
• Fick's law
• Hardy-Weinberg law
• English law
• Danish name laws
• International Law Commission
• Valued-policy law
• state law
• Wheaton's Law
• Where Law Ends
• No longer in my list of names
• I can no longer tell you
• God won't take the time to sort your ashes from mine
• Take Her up to Monto
• You take up too much space
• Taking a multiple choice test
• Someone takes care of me and I squirm like I'm caught in a lie
• have a penny, leave a penny, need a penny, take a penny
• We could take our time
• Jefferson Airplane Takes Off
• Time takes time
• World, take care of me. You don't owe it to me, but I don't know any better.
• But you can't take the Jungle out of the Tiger
• the moment when they take possession of you
• don't trust a teacher who only takes on the brightest pupils. to find the sun in a stone, now, that takes true skill.
• Cats are far smarter than any other animal I know
• old-schooler than thou
• long printf() argument lists' parameters are better pre- than postfixed with ','
• Why underground music is "better" than commercial music
• More than he was willing to give
• How to seem smarter than you really are
• That Time and Absence proves Rather helps than hurts to loves
• When it is easier to let it happen than to fight it
• Are some species more important than others?
• Love is more complicated than Quantum Mechanics
• I know better than you do that I've got a hold on you.
• More than a petal, less than a bouquet
• Much More than a Soup!
• He vowed not to consider any time interval shorter than one hour.
• The winter chill reminds those of us closer to our end than our beginning that maybe, just maybe, safety isn't the primary goal in a life that will certainly end in death.
• On being left-handed, the ocean, God, and more than one toothbrush
• i would much rather engage directly with the supreme powers of the universe than the horde of ghosts conjured by man
• turkey legs
• turkey shoot
• Batman, Turkey
• instant pot turkey
• 12th house (user)
• 2 Samuel 20
• Dream Log: March 20, 2000
• Why 20 multicolor floppies = 25 red floppies = 30 gray disks in price
• The Gallic Wars Book 1 Chapter 20
• Ten "extra toppings" received by the "20 fun things to do while ordering a pizza" guy
• Dream Log: September 20, 2001
• Dream Log: May 20, 2002
• Dream Log: February 20, 2003
• March 20, 2004
• July 20, 2005
• October 20, 2007
• October 20, 2009
• March 20, 2013
• July 20, 2015
• July 20, 2017
• October 20, 2019
• February 20, 2022
• Things Mormons ARE allowed to do
• Three Laws of Robotics
• Boy Scout Law
• blue-sky law
• Law of Unintended Consequences
• Kirchhoff's Current Law
• Third law of thermodynamics
• The Laws of Thermodynamics applied to cleaning
• Harvard Law School
• Jim Ninja laws
• Bragg Law
• There should be laws requiring electric cars to make the Jetsons flying car noise
• First Law of Battle
• Do what thou wilt shall be the whole of the law
• Wonko's Law of TV Rerun Likelihood
• Law of the Unconscious Statistician
• power law
• Community law
• Divine Law
• Law and order
• Sod's law
• The First Law
• This poem can be put off no longer
• I'm so glad I'm no longer alone
• Everything2 Decaversary Interviews: Nemosyn
• Leon Takes Us Outside
• what it takes to be a fool
• With all the advances in technology it still takes 3 days to clear a cheque
• If I were to take over the world with kick-ass robots

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