Findings:

• Avoiding work takes longer than doing work
• For one moment, it is more important to take in the spectacular than to worry about the pressing business of staying alive.
• Vermont law allows same-sex civil unions
• take a picture, it'll last longer
• Take 20
• It takes more than good memory to have good memories
• If a 3G phone signal takes more power than 2G, why does 2G make more noise on audio equipment?
• I'm not really okay with being hated for what I am. It's hard to take. But it's still better than being loved for something I'm not.
• It'll take a lot more than rage and muscle
• It takes more muscles to frown than to smile
• It takes more than milk to get rid of the taste
• Perhaps not forever, but longer than usual
• No one older than twenty-five was stupid enough to take a job here.
• Take a Break
• We're bigger than Jesus now
• 10 reasons E2 is better than sleep
• Men get turned on by lesbians much more than women get turned on by gay men
• How to transmit information faster than light speed
• What Everything does better than anything else
• There is no more joyful feeling than crying
• Homosexuals are no more biological errors than heterosexuals are
• Never trust a machine more complex than a knife and fork
• You're more than welcome
• less than three (user)
• The need for mystery is greater than the need for an answer.
• There is nothing more permanent than a temporary measure
• i've seen earthworms larger than your average snake
• Why dates of manufacture are more logical than dates of expiry
• You are more than your spell list
• turkey legs
• turkey shoot
• Batman, Turkey
• November 20, 1999
• Punch the monkey and win $20
• October 20, 1854
• 20 ways to pamper your lover without spending a fortune
• Astrophil and Stella: Sonnet 20
• edev Discussion Archives : July 20, 2001
• Dream Log: March 20, 2002
• January 20, 2003
• Dream Log: October 20, 2003
• February 20, 2005
• February 20, 2007
• Kuder-Richardson Formula 20
• Dream log: November 20, 2014
• The Chatterbox allows only one answer to the question "should I breed?"
• I don't see Heinlein writing books proposing that only farmers should be allowed to vote
• Moore's Law
• Brehon Laws - Structure of Society
• Second law of thermodynamics
• The Law of Personal Universes
• The customs of your tribe are not laws of nature
• The Law of God
• Coulomb's Law
• The Book of the Law
• Laws from Mesopotamia
• Imhoff's Law
• Gravity: Not just a good idea; it's the law
• addition law
• Space law
• property law
• Fugitive Slave Law of 1793
• The transmission of the Oral Law
• Law for Relationships
• Liquor Law
• Disorder and Law (user)
• Harvard Law Review
• Law of Pancakes
• Law vs Justice: why we need grace
• I'm no longer in the passenger seat
• Just so we’re all clear, it is okay to miss people who no longer want you in their lives
• Take my hand, little naked buddy, while we sniff the magic number
• it's good not to take a stand
• A few minutes is all it will take sometimes to completely undo me
• Just wearing black won't take care of that
• Never take a bug out of a socket with a fork
• You can take the mall out of the ghetto, but you can't take the ghetto out of the mall
• He takes the light switch between two fingers, wishing for a chain to pull
• Take a Thief
• Perhaps I should take this as a lesson and end all loves with a Smith & Wesson.
• hope trumps disappointment and takes all its chips
• Powergirl takes off
• But I Don't Want To Take Over The World
• More than dream?
• Stranger Than Fiction
• There are more Chinese restaurants in Toronto than in Shanghai
• There's nothing harder than learning how to receive.
• Hit Song Ideas: Subject material *other* than self
• Smarter than the average bear
• My nowhere is better than your nowhere
• When is a monkey's orgasm more than just fun and games?
• I am in love with so much more than your body heat, but let's start there
• No folly is more costly than the folly of intolerant idealism.
• More than friends
• Everything is more complicated than you think
• a steady diet of coincidences makes it easy to believe they are more than just coincidences
• Video Games Influence You More Than You Think
• Turkey City Lexicon: A Primer For Science Fiction Workshops
• The Turkey Burkhas
• Charles Talbot, 12th Earl of Shrewsbury
• July 20, 1969
• 2 Kings 20
• July 20, 2000
• Dream Log: December 20, 2000
• Federalist #20
• November 20, 2001
• Performa 200
• March 20, 2003
• Dream Log: April 20, 2004
• Chessboy 2.0 (user)
• December 20, 2007
• The HP Lovecraft 300xh printer—The extra horror is really worth $200
• 20
• June 20, 2013
• September 20, 2015
• September 20, 2017
• Some teachers shouldn't be allowed to teach
• John law
• The Bavarian Purity Law of 1516
• Murphy's Laws of Dancefloor Content
• The Laws of King Edmund I
• Open in the name of the law
• Iron Law of Oligarchy
• Sunset law
• Evin Law
• Gay-Lussac's Law
• Beer-Lambert law
• Say's Law
• Engel's law
• Lewis and Clark Law School
• Family law in Australia
• Law of iterated logarithm
• Asset Forfeiture Laws
• Down by Law (user)
• Kirchoff's Current Law (node_forward)
• One no longer loves one's insight when one communicates it
• "It takes people to win," says obscenely wealthy CEO
• don't take a pill to feel the funk
• I'll take the red pill
• The exact moment when I ceased to take my education seriously
• Take me from home
• Take me to the bridge
• It may seem cruel, this joy I take
• What it takes to be a good programmer
• At Midnight I'll Take Your Soul
• take my castle down
• Come on Take Me for a Ride
• but don't take my word for it
• I take comfort in your ignorance
• Less Than Zero
• Sometimes it feels like we are more than one person
• Is Deodorant Better than Antiperspirant?
• Indier than thou
• Your social security check is late! Stuff costs more than it used to! Young people use curse words!
• Theory of Relativity for Dummies
• old books can tell more than one story
• It's better to light a candle than curse the darkness
• better late than never
• Taller Than a Building
• Smoke that cigarette fast, baby. You've got less time than me.
• Tickling is better than sex
• I've got more than enough to eat at home
• Less Than Zero Sum Game
• The Golden Turkey Award for Most Embarrassing Movie Debut
• Turkey curry with bean sprouts and almond rice
• Commodore VIC 20
• Jeremiah 20

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