Findings:
- How can I talk about love when the bacon is burned and the house is an absolute mess and the children are screaming their heads off and I'm going to miss my bus?
- i'm a wiseguy when I'm drunk
- It’s memories that I’m stealing, but you’re innocent when you dream
- I'm sorry I was speeding, officer, but I really have to get to the hospital
- when i get my shit together i'm going to rule this town
- When I'm swept up by the Rapture, grab the wheel of my pick-up
- I'm always breathless when you call
- When I sneeze, I get cross, and when I get cross I'm liable to do something wicked.
- When the aliens attack my workplace, I'm going to be so damn READY
- Don't make me angry, you wouldn't like me when I'm angry
- Stop saying "religion" when you mean "a particular religion about which I'm bitter"
- Don't touch me when I'm on a boat
- I walk around when I'm high
- finding my way back to sanity again, though I don't really know what I'm going to do when I get there
- When I'm wearing a bonnet and sipping pretend tea with Miss Ponykins and Zippy the Ugly Zebra, that's when I feel the most like a man
- What do I do when I'm alone?
- Don't touch me when I'm screaming
- When I'm Sixty-Four
- When I'm at my computer.
- i feel alive when i'm close to the madness
- I'm gonna miss this light when it's gone. I'm gonna miss this darkness too.
- I always sound Irish when I'm trying to be charming
- I know more when I'm alone
- When I'm long dead, the bee will win
- i enjoy myself most when i'm all alone
- Women want me when I'm taken
- emotional rent
- emotional mortgage payments
- emotional equity
- an emotional version of Sir Isaac Newton's 3rd law of physics
- emotional baggage
- emotional impact
- emotional lust
- emotional intelligence
- Emotional Seizure
- emotional slut
- Sticky sweet emotional syrup
- The scarring of emotional pain
- emotional hangover
- The emotional pleasures of contradiction are impossible to sell
- There is no such thing as emotional healing
- I require unrequited love for emotional survival
- tired and emotional
- Getting emotional over sporting events
- The emotional cocktail that follows friendly intimacy
- physical to emotional
- sans emotional strife
- Is religion an emotional crutch?
- Astrology: Emotional vs. Logical
- Emotional Imprints
- emotional blackmail
- emotional welfare
- children's emotional needs
- emotional pornography
- Envisioning Emotional Epistemological Information
- Emotional processing and depression
- intentional infliction of emotional distress
- Emotional manipulation of the pet chicken
- I am like you, an emotional amnesiac
- Emotional Napalm
- The plant kingdom is a rich source of emotional intelligence
- emotional boy (user)
- Emotional Vampire
- Emotional Fascism
- Emotional Walls
- an emotional sad-sack with a kitten heart
- Emotional Roller Coaster
- Emotional labor
- the emotional equivalent of watching paint dry
- emotional calculus
- Covid-19: emotional weather
- factual writeup
- Factual
- Factual Faction for the Freedom of Fine Facts
- On Factuals (e2poll)
- FACTUAL (user)
- redemption of factual truth clams
- Im Elvis (user)
- Dammit Jim, I'm a doctor not a bricklayer!
- I'm
- IM
- I'm just reading it for the articles
- imm
- Correct me if I'm wrong, and if I am, I'll eat a bug
- I'm trippin' my nut sack into a frenzy of dik play
- I'm picking out a Thermos for you
- I'm Losing You
- I'm embarrassed that I know this
- I'm Sorry I'll Read That Again
- But I'm a Cheerleader
- Da Ya Think I'm Sexy?
- I'm Gonna Git You Sucka
- I'm sorry
- I'm pinching your face!
- Don't Sit Next to Me Just Because I'm Asian
- I'm afraid, sometimes, at night
- Damn, I'm good.
- I'm not sure
- Hands off, I'm special
- So. Central Rain
- Im-
- I'm scared to run the program I wrote
- I'm a Dutchman's uncle
- I'm tired
- People are impossible. I should know; I'm one of them.
- I'm being eaten by a boa constrictor
- Don't interrupt an enemy when they're making a mistake
- I'm no fucking Buddhist, but this is Enlightenment.
- I'm Glad
- Damn it, I'm a Satan Worshipper
- I'm a Chicken-Hawk, and I'm gonna eat me some chickens
- How to say "I'm crazy"
- Well if it's gonna be THAT kinda party, then I'm gonna stick my dick in the mashed potatoes!
- Good? Bad? I'm the guy with the gun.
- I'm Your Fan
- I'm not very cool
- I'm in this for the long haul
- If my roommate doesn't keep his hands off my shit, I'm gonna fuck him up
- Oh, look at me, I'm so drunk
- I'm scared to death of what havoc he could wreak in my life
- I'm a little ICBM
- I'm so toasty, you could spread jam on me
- I'm Going Slightly Mad
- I'm with you, Peter Pan
- I'm bored
- I'm a liberal and I'm evil!
- Is this the blues I'm singing?
- I'm not that kinda girl
- I'm just a bill
- I feel like I'm missing pieces of sleep
- I'm not really a secretary; I just play one at work.
- I'm going to be a Dad
- I'm acquiring more bottles, tubes, and jars as time goes on
- I'm not this cool in real life
- I'm not anorexic, but I'm working on it
- I'm rubber, you're glue
- I'm seeing more rear end car wrecks in the year 2000
- If you don't know, I'm not going to tell you
- I'm passionate about my plant life
- No, I'm not a Liberal
- I'm my own Grandpaw
- My cats think I'm a God
- Fuck me if I'm wrong
- I'm creating a religion... you'll like it!
- You're laughing now, but I'm voting this sucka down
- I'm fucking addicted, OK?
- Don't rush me, I'm fragile
- I'm gay
- Don't get me wrong; I'm not a feminist
- I'm a bloke. Shoot me.
- I'm just so tired of waking up all alone
- I'm not a part of this world
- I'm Going Home
- I'm Proud of You
- You may think I'm lying, but it's true
- I'm a crazy old lady all hopped-up on Estrogen pills
- I'm a zookeeper, not an artist
- I'm a crazy old lady whose ex-husband bought himself a Soloflex for my birthday
- 10 Reasons Why I'm Not Single
- Thank God I'm an Atheist
- Holy shit, you mean I'm not invisible?
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