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• The best part about you is that you don't even know how great you are
• life is about falling into a hole, and then climbing out of the hole
• The House on the Island Where She Was Born
• She was never mine. I always shared her.
• Her grief is still too young to behave itself, so she never lets it out
• She was coming out as he was going in.
• He stretched out his arms but she was not there
• In a quiet grove of pines under a frosty sky, he helped her out of the sack. She wore severe white hospital pajamas and was beautiful.
• you never once told her how beautiful she was nor how much you truly loved her
• I said I was sorry. Then she looked at me.
• Her innocence fell. She kicked at it some, frowned, and left it there because it was beautiful.
• I learned never to empty the well of my writing, but always to stop when there was still something there in the deep part of the well, and let it refill at night from the springs that fed it.
• And then night was here, after a day of measured breathing, and I could forget about breathing because the waiting was done
• Death was a part of me then, too.
• The best part of having a roommate is getting to bitch about them incessantly
• She didn't write like Emily Dickinson, but she did live in a house overlooking a cemetery, and I guess he thought that was important.
• Besides the part where she was the only one
• You Should Never Have Asked Him About His Job!
• Alice Paul House
• the best part of a poem
• An uncle to Esther advises about Purim
• She sang of fantastic green islands, and sparkling fish, never telling that she haunted the waters
• The sexuality and marital status of Jesus
• The Day the World was about to End
• House of Dust -- Part II -- IX
• House of Dust -- Part I -- I
• Never kick a guy in the crotch!
• There never was a body that gave the undertaker a tip
• There was never supposed to be an Episode 7, 8, or 9
• did you notice a sign out in front of my house that said "Dead Nigger Storage"?
• I don't know about that fellow Rand, but I'd never trust a McNally.
• The other day I saw a gas station called Space Age! I was not fooled!
• House of Dust -- Part III -- XII
• House of Dust -- Part III -- IV
• Falling out of love with your best friend
• this was supposed to be a parable about the power of the imagination
• Never in the field of human conflict was so much owed by so many to so few
• Cockatoos eating you out of house and home?
• I was never broken
• But if life were only moments, then you'd never know you had one
• the little friendship that never was
• I'm sparkin like a match that's never going out
• And I asked myself about the present: how wide it was, how deep it was, how much was mine to keep?
• I never really thought about it
• did i really change the way you think about everything? was it the chemicals in your brain?
• The Portland Oregon Everything Tea was actually a Suicide Cult Initiation!
• Down and Out in the Magic Kingdom About the book
• House of Dust -- Part I -- VIII
• House of Dust -- Part I -- IV
• The universe was cold and dead and all the best aspects of humanity and its appreciation of the world were stored in electronic boxes
• House of Dust -- Part II -- X
• House of Dust -- Part IV -- V
• House of Dust -- Part IV -- I
• House of Dust -- Part III -- VII
• When my ten year old niece found out about masturbation
• If I ever have kids, I will kick the TV in and hurl it out the window
• She won't kiss him until she marries him
• Stuff you wish you never threw out
• I married him because he was not mean
• whom do you let in to your house?
• She started to fall, and knew she would never come back
• She took a California tilt and never came back.
• If you existed I would never get out of bed
• I was not made for love songs, and love songs will never be made for me.
• Tribute to the Man Who Never Was (document)
• Never take a bug out of a socket with a fork
• Starving in the greenhouse
• She may be pretty and have more money than me but she doesn't write songs about you.
• They need food AND water? You didn't tell me about the water part.
• I wanna see it when you find out what comets, stars and moons are all about
• You never write, you never call, you never tell me what you learned about that mighty groaning noise
• if dreams are like movies then memories are films about ghosts
• I didn't have the heart to tell him I was lying about taco night, but at least the hellhound made some friends
• She told me she remembers three things about me
• Imports are never the best
• This moment will never come again. Would you rather enjoy it or complain about it?
• Something was about to happen.
• How can I talk about love when the bacon is burned and the house is an absolute mess and the children are screaming their heads off and I'm going to miss my bus?
• Never let a fool kiss you, or a kiss fool you
• The best way to learn something is when someone else figures it out and tells you.
• House of Dust -- Part I -- II
• House of Dust -- Part II -- III
• House of Dust -- Part II -- I
• There was this one great night at Alice's house,
• House of Dust -- Part III -- V
• House of Dust -- Part II -- VIII
• House of Dust -- Part III -- XI
• out and about
• House of Dust -- Part IV -- VI
• House of Dust -- Part IV -- II
• House of Dust -- Part III -- I
• The Best of Both Worlds, Part II
• I was going to marry Marty
• Stand up for yourself, OR: How I got the shit kicked out of me
• The students who kicked out the consultants
• You sad cookie, you CARE more about filthy rich pretty people you'll never meet
• I want to marry all of my close friends and live in a big house together by an angry sea
• Whom to marry or not to marry
• There Is a Light that Never Goes Out
• I was never any good at maths at school
• Get over the self-absorbed "I'll never sell out" rhetoric
• Why women suddenly come out of the woodwork when a man gets married
• Everything you wanted to know about hamsters, and then some!
• The reason Shiite imam was based on the house of Hussein and not the house of Hassan
• I had never known someone whose death was imminent
• A poem for two pages of panel art for a comic that was never written
• Nostalgic for a time that I never experienced and for a person I never was
• I can never be sure if it was real or just another illusion
• I was Dan for fifteen minutes and I never want to be Dan again
• My soul is so viscous, I fear it may never pour out
• Scientology is a wonderful religion that I would never want to sue me
• She could hit four octaves above high-C, but she never performed in public
• I still miss you, now and then. You'll never know.
• I never even went to Las Vegas, and all I got was this lousy t-shirt
• The Epidemic That Never Was
• He touched her once and she turned into a golden creature. He never touched her again.
• The real reason pi was never calculated to a high precision in ancient times
• Something about parts of you
• Is America a Police State?
• An Ape About the House
• Pete Townshend was right about Saddam Hussein
• What if Everything You Thought You Knew About AIDS Was Wrong?
• It's a crime I never told you about the diamonds in your eyes
• This was the shinest golden dollar I would ever see in my life and I was not about to tarnish it.
• Every poem about thunder was written under the protection of a roof, or, at the very least, an empty sky
• Everyone Thinks the Best about Their Own Children
• Isn't it about time you grew out of all that juvenile screaming nonsense?
• The cult leader poured himself a drink and started on about his plans, and I wondered how the priest was getting on
• I never remembered my dreams until they started being about you
• It's never too soon to start lying to your kids about drugs
• The virgin was looking apprehensive about the whole ordeal, but for the right amount of cash anyone will take on a horse
• It was always about words
• I was wrong about the color changing; your eyes are brown
• When's the last time you cared about Lenny Kravitz? A) 1991 B) never C) Who?
• Someday my life will be interesting, and I will come back and tell you about it then
• tell me about the outside world. what part of it that i do not understand hurt you?
• just because i'm out on the balcony doesn't mean i'm about to jump
• The time they fantasize about was built on a lie
• Among the fields and small houses lies a boy I can only dream about
• ex-girlfriend is my best friend and now she's getting married
• Jesus said, "I love him, for he is my brother." He was talking about everyone.
• Your radical ideas about many things have already occurred to others but have never been articulated in a fashion so accessible to current generations
• Never argue with a fool
• She said the dance is a prayer. A prayer to toss into the tide all the weight of oblivion and humiliation. This is not a dance for one, fool - where are you?
• Thinking you know more about computers than the tech you just called
• A fool and his money are soon parted
• Kirby G6
• When the best rapper was white, the best golfer was black, and the tallest guy in the NBA was Chinese
• The best I never had
• House of Dust -- Part I -- V
• House of Dust -- Part I -- III
• Starting out with making electronic music (jungle, techno, house, ambient and on and on)
• House of Dust -- Part I -- VII
• House of Dust -- Part II -- IV
• House of Dust -- Part II -- II
• House of Dust -- Part I -- VI
• If you can fool yourself then that becomes true for you.
• Being married to your best friend
• House of Dust -- Part II -- XI
• House of Dust -- Part II -- VII
• House of Dust -- Part III -- III
• House of Dust -- Part III -- VIII
• House of Dust -- Part III -- VI
• House of Dust -- Part III -- II
• House of Dust -- Part II -- VI
• House of Dust -- Part III -- XIII
• House of Dust -- Part III -- X
• House of Dust -- Part IV -- IV
• The Pilgrim's Progress: Part I: The Interpreter's House
• Don't kill your invisible husband to see what he looks like or you'll sob your heart out. But don't worry about the millions of invisible men coming to attack your village because they won't kill you if you don't know how to fight them.
• House of Dust -- Part IV -- VII
• House of Dust -- Part IV -- III
• House of Dust -- Part III -- IX
• House of Dust -- Part II -- V
• never know who told it best
• Kick Out The Jams
• since we became accelerated readers, we never leave the house
• Criminal Code of Canada - Part VII Disorderly Houses, Gaming and Betting
• I got kicked out of a focus group
• Why won't people kick both parties out?
• Constitution of Australia: Chapter I. Part IV - Both Houses of the Parliament
• Constitution of Australia: Chapter I. Part III - The House of Representatives
• How Eulenspiegel cleared out the merchant's house

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