Here's the stuff we found when you searched for "My wife isn't happy with me and is seeing someone else. I just don't understand why! I'm a fucking joy to be around."

• Just don't expect me to understand
• You haven't seen it and you don't understand. I have malice. I have cruelty. The little fire that's always been inside me isn't so little anymore.
• I'm happy but you don't like me
• Don't Sit Next to Me Just Because I'm Asian
• The one thing I wanted more than anything was for someone, just once, to tell me they don't know what they'd do without me
• Don't Sit Next to Me, Just Because I'm Gay
• If someone wants to do something and it isn't hurting you... DON'T BE A FUCKING DICK
• I know I'm not very good at this. I don't want to be better.
• Be different, just like everyone else
• Don't make me angry, you wouldn't like me when I'm angry
• Don't be afraid, you've just got your eyes closed
• Is that massive cerebral hemorrhaging, or are you just happy to see me?
• Loving someone else's wife
• The fact that you don't understand this doesn't mean it isn't art
• Don't be an IM phantom
• Tell me what's real and I'll learn to be happy
• You must be thinking of someone else on the Russsian front.
• I just had a pap smear, for crying out loud. Don't invite me out for coffee.
• I am a bassist. Don't you fucking call me a bass player, ever.
• Don't blame me, I'm from Massachusetts
• I'm Just Me (user)
• I Just Want You To Be Happy
• "Let's just be friends" does not give you permission to stalk me
• I just don't need help losing things; I'm good enough at that on my own
• don't be a fool, it's nineteen-ninety-five, the girls are just friends
• Throw your hands (up) in the air, (and) wave them all around like you (just) don't care
• You give me wings. Don't be surprised if I fly.
• Don't rush me, I'm fragile
• Don't Just Assume That Someone Is Straight.
• Don't miss me until I'm dead
• I don't have a life; Everyone else wants to live my life for me
• Don't get me wrong; I'm not a feminist
• Don't touch me when I'm screaming
• I'm not going to simplify things just so they can fit inside your mind. You don't deserve that.
• Why don't you just rip my heart out, it would be quicker and less painful
• I'm not scared of dying, I just don't want to.
• Don't Hug Me I'm Scared
• Just because I say Happy Hanukkah doesn't mean I'm Jewish
• The cloud is just someone else's computer
• I'm not doing it just to be weird
• every horse can be tamed by someone. but they don't always live at the same time.
• Don't worry, Be Happy!
• Don't be sad, I'll make you happy
• Wouldn't it be much easier if you just agreed with me?
• Be Yourself, said the buxom blonde. Just Like Everyone Else
• I'm angry, and tired, and sad, and I just don't want to deal with it right now, so fuck off
• Don't assume that just because I'm gay, all I want is sex
• You're not going to be happy until you put someone's eye out
• Don't assume that just because I'm promiscuous, all I want is sex
• Don't get me wrong - I'm a feminist
• Don't hate me because I'm evil
• Strike me down - I'll be everything I'm not
• In a coma you don't dream; you just hope that someone sits with you
• the power of music is knowing that someone else understands, and it changes nothing
• Don't touch me when I'm on a boat
• They're just babies, they don't understand!
• I don't believe in Beatles, I just believe in me
• I hope they kill me while I'm standing here, so I can die happy.
• Someone has writer's block but I don't know if I'm him right now
• Tell me what I'm supposed to be feeling
• I don't know why but I always love episodes without words. like just something about them makes me feel calm or something..
• I really came to understand that they were just real people who wanted to live real lives and be treated equally as opposed to, for example, wanting to destroy us.
• I'm so shallow, a new t-shirt makes me happy
• You could just pay someone else to LA LA LA I CANT HEAR YOU
• Is that a gun in your pocket, or are you just happy to see me?
• if you see a raven, don't throw stones; it could be me
• I have always wanted someone to say to me what you just said
• Pretending to be someone else online and talking to your real-life friends
• I'm gonna be sad and then I want you to make me laugh
• I'm trying to see little old ladies as versions of my mom; it helps me be a better person
• Or he'll just kick me in the face and scream abstract noises and dance around outside in his underwear and have sex with the neighbor's dog and try to fly by jumping off the toilet
• Someone takes care of me and I squirm like I'm caught in a lie
• we can all just be around other people
• there are people who are gone but wanted me to be happy
• It Ain't Gonna Be Me
• Be careful and don't fall down
• I walk around when I'm high
• Just be home in time for supper
• Don't be seduced by the taco bar
• I'm going to be a programmer!
• He made me promise I would do this when I was next sad. So I promised myself I would not be sad again.
• I was not made for love songs, and love songs will never be made for me.
• What joy it is to be hidden, and what sorrow to never be found!
• Oh be a fine girl kiss me right now sweetheart
• I may be young, but I'm not naive
• makes me want to be a better hacker
• Someday, someone will be here unearthing my bones
• I assume I am a visionary. You will not be able to convince me otherwise.
• Hula hoops are round, they're staying round, and they'll be around forever
• Don't Be Evil
• OMG!!1 I'M GUNNA BE WICKED RETAHDED AGAIN
• Can my nodes be used against me in a court of law?
• I'm not even supposed to BE here today!
• If a given feature can't be found in a Freeware application, you don't need it
• Don't Be An Ass (user)
• Don't be a smartass and expect to be taken seriously
• her arms around me
• Billy, Don't Be a Hero
• Wandering about with keys dangling from an oversized shoelace around your neck
• It is far better to be bored by somebody else than to be bored by oneself.
• I may be cold and calculating, but that doesn't make me a computer
• Don't be a monkey. Let go of the banana.
• If Huey Lewis Isn't Still Cool Then How Can I Be?
• Feminism, as influenced by the world around me
• Beautiful things should be left alone lest they become just another thing that we should throw away.
• She may be pretty and have more money than me but she doesn't write songs about you.
• Your first writeup will be nuked: Don't give up
• What to do with that insane amount of shaving cream you have just lying around
• Just eat a sucking candy, you'll be fine
• When you know things are just not meant to be
• Just because Linux is Free doesn't mean Linux Software has to be Free
• Wouldn't it be wonderful if everyone renounced violence forever?
• You don't have to be a vegetarian to like vegetarian food
• Things to consider if you think someone might be dead
• I think people would rather be happy than virtuous
• Everyone is just trying to be farther meta
• Just to see what it would be like
• Ah, if you should turn out to be a fairy I don't think I'd put you in a jar
• Let me be a martyr, dammit!
• I don't want to be here when you don't call.
• Religion doesn't allow me to be who I am
• I want to be alone until God rips a rib out of my chest and makes me a woman
• If it isn't true, it ought to be!
• Act as if you are in a dream; be daring and don't apologize
• These trains will be the death of me yet
• How to be Happy, Dammit
• My cat may be the anti-Christ... what else is new?
• don't be absurd (user)
• We couldn't be anywhere else but here
• I want to be the air around you.
• May the wine be sweet. May the stories be heard. May the future bring me home.
• Don't be sad
• Some particles just shouldn't be accelerated
• Let me be your fantasy
• Don't Be a Menace to South Central While Drinking Your Juice in the Hood
• Don't let's be beastly to the Germans
• Your first relationship will be nuked: Don't give up
• It is something very shameful. Please contact me again if I can be of further service.
• Don't trust Elves; they may want to be your friends
• marry me and you'll be safe
• The life you're fucking with may not be your own
• Strangers have been, and continue to be, very kind to me. Thank you.
• Lying, cheating, cunt of a person: Hi, that'll be me.
• I just want to be a drummer
• I'm Rudy Giuliani! I was mayor of New York on 9/11! I Should Be The President!
• I'm not one to be had for the wanting, Sir
• On two concert, I'm shootive collective photo but small, fat, bald headed technologist be insane
• I'M GUNNA BE WICKED RETAHDED: Come for the scenery, stay for the BAP (another E2 nodah pahty)
• This Star Wars sheet may be worth something, but I just need a tablecloth
• I can't be a scientist because I don't believe in God.
• 'C' may be for cookie, but that's not good enough for me, dammit!
• I'm straight, but you might be the one
• I ought to be grateful, but instead I'm angry
• Why you don't deserve to be a professor
• Beer is proof that God loves us and wants us to be happy
• Maybe That's Just As It Should Be
• A child who will clearly grow up to be as demented as me
• I don't want to be alone
• You meant for this node to be read by me, and I would like to respond
• I'm claiming the right to be unhappy
• OBAFGKM
• That's just my opinion, I could be wrong
• Don't be smart too, I couldn't stand it
• Don't want to be lonely no more
• When the aliens attack my workplace, I'm going to be so damn READY
• Everything Quest: You kids stop your fighting or I will turn this car around so help me God
• How To Be Happy In A Sad, Sad World
• I don't lose the irony that I believe my reflection to be a stranger
• The tweakers are all around me, demanding tacos and Sudafed
• You touched me when I needed to be touched, and for that I will hold you in my heart forever
• How to be happy for a certain period of time
• Be you all pleas'd, your pleasures grieve not me
• I'm Gonna Be (500 Miles)
• Oh sneff, will you be my cook, my thief, my wife, and my lover?
• I can never be sure if it was real or just another illusion
• I just follow the sun around
• I'M GUNNA BE WICKED RETAHDED: Come for the scenery, stay for the BAP (another E2 nodah pahty) - II
• just another walk around the neighborhood
• just around the corner
• Prepare me a ship of which the half-rotten timbers shall be painted black, let the sails be in rags, and the sailors infirm and sickly
• In the future, hairstyles will be just like they are now
• Look siad me Be like me

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