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• My soul is in a million pieces. I tried to collect most of them, but some are missing, and the ones I have don't fit together anymore. Feel free to take a piece or two.
• Don't kill your invisible husband to see what he looks like or you'll sob your heart out. But don't worry about the millions of invisible men coming to attack your village because they won't kill you if you don't know how to fight them.
• I don't have a soul. But something still hurts.
• I don't believe in God or the soul but these machines can make me cry
• The pieces finally fit together, the pieces finally fall apart
• Usually, if you've seen one bald man in a robe, you've seen 'em all, but most of them aren't burning alive from the inside out
• I don't know if these are good flowers or bad flowers, but I picked them for you
• Running two connections down one piece of Cat-5
• Days go by like sweet summer breeze; I don't know I... can't feel them anymore
• Having knowledge is not the same as having understanding. You can have all the pieces in front of you and still not be able to put the puzzle together.
• I feel like I'm missing pieces of sleep
• I smashed it into a million pieces and cut myself on its beauty
• pointless HTML in email
• You can put your boots in the oven, but that don't make them biscuits.
• But I Don't Want To Take Over The World
• but don't take my word for it
• Some things exist whether you believe in them or not
• I just submit to one or two days of horror for going out and playing at being a normal functioning person
• World, take care of me. You don't owe it to me, but I don't know any better.
• Garage sale - Feelings free, take them all!
• For every rich man who tries to leave this world for a better one with his fancy tomb surrounded by mourners, there are many more who perish alone in the cold, forgotten by all but God.
• i call my phone and i check my messages, but i don't have any messages
• Textbooks you save because there's that one chapter in back you refer to every two years or so
• I Don't Need to Have Children, I Date Them
• One of my IRC friends died and I don't know how to feel
• But the fire doesn't sing to them anymore
• I know there are other fish in the sea but I don't want them
• When you have a trip planned, but don't go, you need to cancel your reservations
• My finger can point to the moon, but my finger is not the moon. You don't have to become my finger, nor do you have to worship my finger. You have to forget my finger, and look at where it is pointing.
• This week, Jen's got a new man, or, another take on some algebraic properties
• Does the similarity of pieces make a puzzle easier or harder?
• canned piece of soul
• The mighty have fallen, and I don't feel too good myself
• Whether you take a doughnut hole as a blank space or as an entity unto itself is a purely metaphysical question and does not affect the taste of the doughnut one bit.
• DragonBall x One Piece: Cross Epoch
• One of the dangers of necromancy is you don't really know who's on the other side or what they're going to give you in return.
• Look, I don't mean to be an asshole or anything, but...
• My people, some of them, have run away to 4chan and have no XP.
• I would have tried, but Charlotte kept Charlotte in the world of Charlotte and she barely heard me
• A Million Little Pieces
• The beautiful way that two people fit together
• Eyes are the windows to the soul, but there are some windows that should never be opened
• What happens to my soul if I go mad? Does it stay trapped inside or is it floating free?
• Do similar pieces make a puzzle easier or harder?
• One lump or two?
• If you or a loved one have been injured or killed
• I will take one ticket please to whatever you have to say please keep talking
• No one asks me if I'm a Satanist or anything because I take the precaution of wearing a predominantly flannel and hawaiian shirt-oriented wardrobe
• How to simultaneously ruin two pieces of hardware
• Why don't we try to destroy tropical cyclones by nuking them?
• These are the only minutes you'll ever have. Take good care of them.
• Dogs don't have souls, so it doesn't matter
• only by consuming pieces of one another can beings such as we exist
• I have a most elegant proof of that, but this node is too small to contain it
• I'll spot you one friend, or two chair legs
• I don't know where he gets his words but I like them
• Great but obscure pieces of classical music featured in TV commercials
• i always want to feel that pieces of her mind are with me.
• Ack! That person doesn't fit in a category! Quick, find one for them!
• You had two lovers, and eventually the one with the most chips won.
• Don't take this personally, but it's personal
• You don't always have to disagree, or agree for that matter
• I still have the skull of the one that tried to bite my leg off
• For a few more precious seconds, the body I was born with was still in one piece
• Do not give what is holy to the dogs; nor cast your pearls before swine, lest they trample them under their feet, and turn and tear you in pieces
• You'll be something special one day. And you -- you have to take care of your sister.
• I could have been one of a two
• A lot of houses don't even have anyone to board them up.
• It takes two people to make you and one person to die. That is how the world is going to end.
• two people can keep a secret if one of them is dead
• How to develop one side of your butt and still have the other one flabby
• I can see three corners from this corner. Two's a perfect number. But one?
• Low self-esteem is actually one of the most self-centered acts; not unlike suicide
• One Piece
• Don't feel comfortable with girls? Have a daughter.
• two piece
• Here are some true pieces for you, anonymous, handsome.
• The Man Felt an Iron Hand Grasp Him by the Hair, at the Nape. Not One Hand, a Hundred Hands Seized Him, Each by the Hair, and Tore Him Head to Foot, the Way You Tear Up a Sheet of Paper, Into Hundreds of Little Pieces
• One Piece movies
• i don't fit under the bed anymore
• It feels like fingernails across the moon. Or do you rub your wings together?
• I didn't have the heart to tell him I was lying about taco night, but at least the hellhound made some friends
• Of course they want to come here. Who doesn't? Besides the people from Los Angeles, but we don't speak of them.
• Cooking for One
• How to scare the Hell out of a Lexus driver, or: Don't take sharp corners at 50mph in the rain
• Some vampires actually get pissed when you tell them to Have A Nice Day
• Pieces of Kings (part two)
• I don't want a million women. I just want one.
• or maybe a calm voice, that accent you don't think you have
• Music that is either by the Sonic Youth or by some band that is ripping off the Sonic Youth, but you can't tell which
• you can lower your standards, or your pants, but you can't make them love you
• Some things are True whether you believe in them or not
• don't take a pill to feel the funk
• Or he'll just kick me in the face and scream abstract noises and dance around outside in his underwear and have sex with the neighbor's dog and try to fly by jumping off the toilet
• You can take the mall out of the ghetto, but you can't take the ghetto out of the mall
• one size fits all
• i'm a million different people from one day to the next
• With or Without You... but I prefer the latter
• Sometimes it takes a good fuck to remember it's kisses you're missing
• Do or do not, there is no try
• Take nothing but pictures, leave nothing but footprints
• A solution to spam (which doesn't work, but nice try)
• But you can't take the Jungle out of the Tiger
• He who dies with the most toys wins
• but the worm ended up killing them too
• Live Free or Die
• The most direct path in my soul, is from me to you
• Free to good home: One slightly used ninja
• You don't see the light at the end of the tunnel now, but it's there. I'm holding it for you.
• Some things are definite. We will all die, but there is rain.
• Buy one comet, get the second one FREE!
• we are learning how not to forget, but we still don't know what's true
• I'm happy but you don't like me
• I'm beginning to think that nothing I think or say makes sense to anyone but me
• you can touch the sun but you can't take it with you
• Have you tried rebooting?
• Suppose I try to tell you the secrets of this house, and them that live here
• Warez Doodz don't understand Free Software
• Some songs have a power to stop you in your tracks
• And that's why we don't have sex in the nose
• Two of them. Hovering there like bloated gas giants in the heavens. Good God, it was beautiful.
• A reason to drink
• I may or may not have been naked
• Which God was cooler, the one from the Old Testament or the one from the New Testament?
• Don't force your not forcing one's philosophy on others philosophy on me
• If you don't know where you're going, any path will take you there
• put two and two together
• Two virgins about to have sex
• Results of an audit of one and two thirds boxes of Sweethearts
• We Two Boys Together Clinging
• If you smash two rocks together
• The presence or absence of stimuli: part two
• I sincerely hope you have one of these somewhere in your life.
• Little numbers on a piece of paper
• bits n' pieces
• Piece of snatch
• if it breaks, you get to keep both pieces
• You speak like who you hang with, and piece like who you paint with
• The city. So many lights you can actually pretend one of them's shining on you.
• Piece of Tin
• Famous ancient Egyptian art pieces of the Dynastic Periods
• Someone's sprayed graffiti on that hideously ugly piece of public art!
• Into the Heart of the Whole :: Down the Road a Piece
• Just A Piece (user)
• When you move here we will have plenty of time to have fun together
• Flesh and blood after all: a story in pieces
• Small pieces loosely joined
• Canadian Victory 5-cent Piece
• I don't have a postmodern condition; I've always been like this
• Pieces of eight
• dime piece
• You make yourself lonely even though you don't have to
• Sew a piece of your hair into the seam of your doll's dress.
• A Murder in Pieces: Part II
• Fox one, two, three
• The creed of the seamstress is that you're pretty in pieces
• have a penny, leave a penny, need a penny, take a penny
• What, we don't shoot them now?
• A Grand Don't Come for Free
• Terminating a pregnancy due to Down Syndrome
• Don't feel that way
• Writers don't look for their big breaks. They write them.
• Some Lovers Try Positions That They Can't Handle
• It has been said that democracy is the worst form of government except all the others that have been tried.
• I have never held such sins against them the way that I hold them against you
• For all sad words on tongue or pen, the saddest are these: "It might have been."
• I've Killed Two Birds With One Stone
• They don't get it. Let them suffer.
• i don't want to think about it anymore
• If you don't know how to make a mu, you have no business measuring quantities that small.
• If we ran this back an infinite number of times across infinite existences our souls would still never connect, so don't regret.
• some things change, and some things don't
• Is this what I have been seeking? Or is it an echo, a remnant, a sign that I was wrong?
• BQN: But, one for all?
• But I don't want to be Princess Leia!
• at square one in a bed for two
• Have you ever wondered how many gears a car can have? Or: My experiences with an East German vehicle
• I have no proof that he would ever want to kiss or destroy me.

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