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• My soul is in a million pieces. I tried to collect most of them, but some are missing, and the ones I have don't fit together anymore. Feel free to take a piece or two.
• Don't kill your invisible husband to see what he looks like or you'll sob your heart out. But don't worry about the millions of invisible men coming to attack your village because they won't kill you if you don't know how to fight them.
• I don't know if these are good flowers or bad flowers, but I picked them for you
• I feel like I'm missing pieces of sleep
• The pieces finally fit together, the pieces finally fall apart
• Days go by like sweet summer breeze; I don't know I... can't feel them anymore
• I don't have a soul. But something still hurts.
• Take it til you make it, break it if you have to, but don't ever fake it.
• I don't believe in God or the soul but these machines can make me cry
• Running two connections down one piece of Cat-5
• Having knowledge is not the same as having understanding. You can have all the pieces in front of you and still not be able to put the puzzle together.
• Usually, if you've seen one bald man in a robe, you've seen 'em all, but most of them aren't burning alive from the inside out
• You haven't seen it and you don't understand. I have malice. I have cruelty. The little fire that's always been inside me isn't so little anymore.
• One Piece movies
• I have a most elegant proof of that, but this node is too small to contain it
• I don't know where he gets his words but I like them
• Great but obscure pieces of classical music featured in TV commercials
• I would have tried, but Charlotte kept Charlotte in the world of Charlotte and she barely heard me
• I smashed it into a million pieces and cut myself on its beauty
• Eyes are the windows to the soul, but there are some windows that should never be opened
• Don't take this personally, but it's personal
• I still have the skull of the one that tried to bite my leg off
• One Piece
• The Man Felt an Iron Hand Grasp Him by the Hair, at the Nape. Not One Hand, a Hundred Hands Seized Him, Each by the Hair, and Tore Him Head to Foot, the Way You Tear Up a Sheet of Paper, Into Hundreds of Little Pieces
• canned piece of soul
• You'll be something special one day. And you -- you have to take care of your sister.
• I could have been one of a two
• How to develop one side of your butt and still have the other one flabby
• It feels like fingernails across the moon. Or do you rub your wings together?
• You had two lovers, and eventually the one with the most chips won.
• Cooking for One
• This week, Jen's got a new man, or, another take on some algebraic properties
• Does the similarity of pieces make a puzzle easier or harder?
• I Don't Need to Have Children, I Date Them
• One of my IRC friends died and I don't know how to feel
• How to simultaneously ruin two pieces of hardware
• One of the dangers of necromancy is you don't really know who's on the other side or what they're going to give you in return.
• I can see three corners from this corner. Two's a perfect number. But one?
• Of course they want to come here. Who doesn't? Besides the people from Los Angeles, but we don't speak of them.
• Do similar pieces make a puzzle easier or harder?
• Some vampires actually get pissed when you tell them to Have A Nice Day
• The mighty have fallen, and I don't feel too good myself
• Do not give what is holy to the dogs; nor cast your pearls before swine, lest they trample them under their feet, and turn and tear you in pieces
• Or he'll just kick me in the face and scream abstract noises and dance around outside in his underwear and have sex with the neighbor's dog and try to fly by jumping off the toilet
• But the fire doesn't sing to them anymore
• Music that is either by the Sonic Youth or by some band that is ripping off the Sonic Youth, but you can't tell which
• A Million Little Pieces
• I just submit to one or two days of horror for going out and playing at being a normal functioning person
• I know the pieces fit
• Garage sale - Feelings free, take them all!
• I didn't have the heart to tell him I was lying about taco night, but at least the hellhound made some friends
• two piece
• Why don't we try to destroy tropical cyclones by nuking them?
• Here are some true pieces for you, anonymous, handsome.
• Dogs don't have souls, so it doesn't matter
• A lot of houses don't even have anyone to board them up.
• The beautiful way that two people fit together
• you can lower your standards, or your pants, but you can't make them love you
• Textbooks you save because there's that one chapter in back you refer to every two years or so
• You don't always have to disagree, or agree for that matter
• Pieces of Kings (part two)
• Whether you take a doughnut hole as a blank space or as an entity unto itself is a purely metaphysical question and does not affect the taste of the doughnut one bit.
• DragonBall x One Piece: Cross Epoch
• I'll spot you one friend, or two chair legs
• My people, some of them, have run away to 4chan and have no XP.
• Ack! That person doesn't fit in a category! Quick, find one for them!
• You can put your boots in the oven, but that don't make them biscuits.
• pointless HTML in email
• But I Don't Want To Take Over The World
• but don't take my word for it
• What happens to my soul if I go mad? Does it stay trapped inside or is it floating free?
• Low self-esteem is actually one of the most self-centered acts; not unlike suicide
• Don't feel comfortable with girls? Have a daughter.
• only by consuming pieces of one another can beings such as we exist
• I know there are other fish in the sea but I don't want them
• World, take care of me. You don't owe it to me, but I don't know any better.
• For every rich man who tries to leave this world for a better one with his fancy tomb surrounded by mourners, there are many more who perish alone in the cold, forgotten by all but God.
• i call my phone and i check my messages, but i don't have any messages
• My finger can point to the moon, but my finger is not the moon. You don't have to become my finger, nor do you have to worship my finger. You have to forget my finger, and look at where it is pointing.
• Some things are True whether you believe in them or not
• How to scare the Hell out of a Lexus driver, or: Don't take sharp corners at 50mph in the rain
• One lump or two?
• No one asks me if I'm a Satanist or anything because I take the precaution of wearing a predominantly flannel and hawaiian shirt-oriented wardrobe
• I don't want a million women. I just want one.
• or maybe a calm voice, that accent you don't think you have
• i don't fit under the bed anymore
• It takes two people to make you and one person to die. That is how the world is going to end.
• Look, I don't mean to be an asshole or anything, but...
• The ones with their priorities straight don't know how to get what they want, and the ones who get what they want have messed up priorities.
• two people can keep a secret if one of them is dead
• When you have a trip planned, but don't go, you need to cancel your reservations
• Some things exist whether you believe in them or not
• we have the most gigabytes of infodata but we still shoot each other on the streets
• don't take a pill to feel the funk
• If you or a loved one have been injured or killed
• I will take one ticket please to whatever you have to say please keep talking
• For a few more precious seconds, the body I was born with was still in one piece
• These are the only minutes you'll ever have. Take good care of them.
• you have the face of an angel and the soul of a farmer
• I don't even know when I am being sarcastic anymore
• They don't get it. Let them suffer.
• This is an ode to the one I have loved the least
• We don't write 'round here much anymore
• If you don't know how to make a mu, you have no business measuring quantities that small.
• The most annoying clients have the most interesting cases
• Most Americans have never tasted real cinnamon
• old chestnut: all but two
• If we ran this back an infinite number of times across infinite existences our souls would still never connect, so don't regret.
• some things change, and some things don't
• The 25th Amendment, or the legal way to have a coup d' etat
• In this moment I'm focused on my own emotions. I don't care about how you feel. I can't.
• If you don't take the time to look, you won't see anything.
• Can't nothin' fail but a try
• "The Americans in their wisdom have taken the heads off the pictures, enlarged them and superimposed them with the heads of animals and then strung them up all over the walls of the interrogation room," he said
• Surrounded by people, I forget that I am one of them
• But, my dear sir, if you educate them, they will no longer be Baptists
• It would have been an excellent story but I had to get off the train
• It takes two guys to do half a woman's job
• I had names for all of those places, but I can't remember them
• he touched me then, but I forgot to feel
• Take Two Interactive
• I may have cellulite, but I can still put my ankles behind my head
• Having gotten myself into a position where I can have my cake and eat it too, I feel a strong compulsion to get up from the table
• In their millions the frog songs seemed to have a beat and a cadence.
• Haw you, gies one o' them biscuits
• Most people underestimate how serious things have gotten
• Fall tried to come this week but Summer chased it out of town.
• Swim with the fishies, but remember you have wings
• It is not instruction, but provocation, that I can receive from another soul.
• Two Crows One Branch
• i'm a million different people from one day to the next
• She may be pretty and have more money than me but she doesn't write songs about you.
• Danny Ray Rillion, One in a Million
• It wasn't so much what you said, or what I did, but more what you said I did, and what I didn't say at all.
• Bad or missing command interpreter
• Can't imagine why, but I feel like dancing
• What is a sealed indictment? Or, the case of the missing third Duke lacrosse player.
• I call, but I never talk. I knock, but I never enter. I feel a bit insecure.
• I'd love to stay and let you break my heart, but I have laundry to do
• I bind these books, but I can't write in them; I just can't
• I tried to laugh but my photocells were cold from the night
• Once and somewhere far away I might have found peace, but now I can't live without this city.
• How to share your Cable Modem or DSL connection between two computers
• The most engine failures in one flight
• beauty is invented, but it is also personified, and I know this because I have met her
• one kiss: bad for me, but i give in so easily. i'm weak.
• in this world there are no equals but some day you will surpass me
• GpBCT: proof that Bob wins on a countable union of sets if he's guaranteed a win on each one of them
• Warez Doodz don't understand Free Software
• And that's why we don't have sex in the nose
• A reason to drink
• Is it better to try to improve yourself, or to accept yourself as you are?
• Don't force your not forcing one's philosophy on others philosophy on me
• If you don't know where you're going, any path will take you there
• No one takes me seriously as a source of malevolence and spite
• Winter's Tale II.i
• It was one of the worst things I have ever done
• Is there one large Matrix or is there one for each crop?
• One Shroom, Two Shroom, Red Shroom, Blue Shroom
• Words that only have one context
• I don't have a postmodern condition; I've always been like this
• You make yourself lonely even though you don't have to
• When you know things are just meant to be
• Reese's Pieces
• piece of cake
• The art of peeling large pieces of skin delicately
• conversation piece
• Let me count all the pieces
• What, we don't shoot them now?
• My favorite piece of grammar
• Instruction Piece
• The Piece of String
• A Grand Don't Come for Free
• a small piece of something too big to grasp
• Pardon me, thou bleeding piece of earth
• Your life is a piece of fiction
• A jar labeled "pieces of string - too small to keep"
• Together we kept bobbing up and down and no one came to save us.
• A long title for a short and simple piece
• Hey look, a piece of the world

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