Here's the stuff we found when you searched for "My parents kept showing me ancient movies about an archaeologist with a whip. So sue me."

• So Sue Me
• I'm so sorry my brain works that way
• What Safeway storebrand whole wheat fig newtons taught me about the American political process
• Tell me a story about cranes
• If you ask me about spring, I'll tell you about
• Let me create a cryptic nodeshell about this conversation
• I wonder if he ever thinks about me
• You haven't seen it and you don't understand. I have malice. I have cruelty. The little fire that's always been inside me isn't so little anymore.
• I cried when I wrote this song, sue me if I play too long
• Tell me a story about a burro, standing atop a mesa, surrounded by a flock of geese, being fed by a weathered old man wearing nothing but a Jimmy hat
• let me tell you something about ghosts
• A Book about Me, by Me Myself
• It's just the three of us - you, me, and all that stuff we're so scared of
• So help me God
• Tell me a story about mains
• spectres tell me your secrets so I might become a champion
• Tell me a story about trains
• Tell me about my contradictions
• Don't You (Forget About Me)
• Tell me a story about just NOT GIVING A DAMN
• It's all about me (e2poll)
• Tell me a story about monetary policy
• magic rectangle, teach me about the world
• I've already paid $9; why are you showing me commercials?
• this writeup made me hungry like DAMN so I'm chinging it!
• Put That Thing Back Where it Came From or So Help Me
• She axed me, so I jus' toad 'er
• If you ask me about winter, I'll tell you about
• me so cute (user)
• i require so little to sustain me
• Things my mom doesn't argue with me about anymore
• He made me promise I would do this when I was next sad. So I promised myself I would not be sad again.
• one kiss: bad for me, but i give in so easily. i'm weak.
• So, what's the problem with me?
• Tell me a story about elephants
• what my parents taught me
• If you ask me about autumn, I'll tell you about
• Scientology is a wonderful religion that I would never want to sue me
• Tell me a story about being really undead
• I know it's boring to go on about it, it bores me to sleep, but what the hell, why doesn't it fade
• Tell me a story about clouds
• Tell Me a Story About Giving a Fuck. Tell Me, Everything.
• Movie trailers are not effective as advertising
• I'm so toasty, you could spread jam on me
• Tell me what you don't like about yourself.
• tell me a story about lesbians
• Your God does not make me want to reconsider my thoughts about suicide
• Oh, no. Look, you've gone and made me optimistic. I was before, but now it is showing.
• You never write, you never call, you never tell me what you learned about that mighty groaning noise
• so save me (user)
• What school debating society taught me about politics
• Stab me again. It never felt so good to bleed.
• it made me sick but kept me warm
• Tell me a story about rains
• I don't know why but I always love episodes without words. like just something about them makes me feel calm or something..
• I want the stars so bright they make me breathless
• Oh, look at me, I'm so drunk
• When I was little my mother told me not to sit close to the T.V., so when I was six I did.
• The thought that kept me awake
• Tell me a story about bunnies
• Hello, I take Zoloft. I am so gloriously mentally ill! You will love me, yes?
• Everything Quest: You kids stop your fighting or I will turn this car around so help me God
• Promise me disappointment so I can stop holding out for glory.
• The existence of my reality is so oppressive on me
• I didn’t know why it took girls so long to do their makeup until someone showed me how to dismantle the patriarchy with an allen wrench and a roast chicken ballotine.
• Don't stand so close to me
• So - you've been making love to me ten thousand miles away - how tantalizing.
• Help me tell you a story about things and yourself, without pants
• Me So Horny
• You are the kind of girl my mother warned me about
• Tell me about your secret places
• "Ha ha," says the Israeli voter to the American voter, "don't talk to me about the lesser of two evils."
• If you ask me about summer, I'll tell you about
• Tell me a story about flowers
• Tell me about your faith
• What a Shame About Me
• O tell me the truth about love
• let me tell you about this friend of mine
• 10 things motorcycling taught me about driving a car
• So I was balls deep in the guy's ass that night when he turns to me and asks for a kiss. Damn. What a fag.
• Ask me about Grim Fandango
• My parents conspire to make me a porn star
• How is poetic form going to help me scream about revolution
• Show me dear Christ, thy spouse so bright and clear
• Encyclopedia Brown taught me everything I need to know about opening doors
• Tell me a story about being really alive
• She may be pretty and have more money than me but she doesn't write songs about you.
• Somewhere there is a syphilitic prostitute who is going to tell me about India
• Tell me a story about brains
• Tell me about yourself. Tell me everything.
• They need food AND water? You didn't tell me about the water part.
• You know the little things about me that would sing in the silence
• Tell me a story about drains
• Don't tell me about her
• It's not worth thinking about. Have some tea. Come walk with me.
• all about me is the wind and the mist and the scent of the fields
• Ask me about microwaving cats for fun and profit
• It seemed so real, to me these are more than wasted days
• Do my skinned knees prove something about me?
• Tell me a story about plains
• tell me a story about sandcastles
• This place makes me embarrassed about my spelling, not my sexual deviations
• Tell me a story about taking whatever you could get
• Ask me about Loom
• This silence, it hurts me, just so you know
• Lady Evolution, why have you wronged me so?
• The annoying kid told me to kick him so I did
• This guy tipped his waitress a dollar with a dick drawn on it. What happened next left me questioning everything I ever thought about income inequality.
• Wandering about with keys dangling from an oversized shoelace around your neck
• feline allergies
• tell me about the outside world. what part of it that i do not understand hurt you?
• She told me she remembers three things about me
• Brought down as White, kept down as Black, brought up as None, left with me
• So much it scares me
• You were always so good to me
• I would have tried, but Charlotte kept Charlotte in the world of Charlotte and she barely heard me
• show me what the world is all about
• Me and Sue and Ricky and God
• a grief so strong I thought it would crush me there
• Been Brown So Long, It Looked Like Green to Me: The Politics of Nature
• You're so beautiful you wake me in my sleep
• Discover me so by faint indirections
• I was raised on red pepper and blood. I am so hot if you strike me I will light like a match.
• do you think about me as much as i think about you?
• What the Institute for Motivational Development had to say about me
• I had no idea what he thought about me.
• Don't talk about me behind my back
• So then I tried staring into the abyss, but it got distracted by a weasel and ditched me
• You asked me to leave. So I did.
• please come stay with me in the forest so at least i have one person with whom i have no secrets
• It wasn't so much a trip down memory lane as it was me carjacking someone's memorymobile and speeding off down the freeway, but I digress.
• Russell Greer: a Fine Upstanding Citizen (Don't Sue Me Bro)
• I hope they kill me while I'm standing here, so I can die happy.
• Me and Sue and Ricky and God (idea) mp3 (recording)
• I'm so shallow, a new t-shirt makes me happy
• Excuse me
• You Really Got Me
• The shape of me and other stuff
• Me too
• Big Me
• Come to Me
• What, me worry?
• Forgive me, Father, for I have sinned
• Taste me, taste me
• Give me a break!
• Please Please Me
• Sure, as soon as you get me back on an orbital platform
• Don't Crush that Dwarf, Hand Me the Pliers
• Do you know me?
• Rape Me
• C is for cookie, and that's good enough for me
• That man bit me
• England Made Me
• Forgive me, my English is version 0.0
• Don't Sit Next to Me Just Because I'm Asian
• Pour Some Sugar On Me
• Someone looking at a picture of me
• why me?
• Roger and Me

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