Findings:

• Victor Burczyki, a man who once bought me a beer and told me this story
• Hard-code me, baby!
• Hey sir, that handicapped boy done throw a baby at me!
• send() and recv()
• Smoke that cigarette fast, baby. You've got less time than me.
• Blog me, baby (e2poll)
• Me and my baby at the Phil Collins concert
• Blind me with your 1000-watt smile, baby
• You know you want me, baby!
• Kiss Me Baby
• Give me a break!
• 'Scuse me while I kiss the sky
• What makes me beautiful
• The cactus that told me my mom was asleep
• Taste me, taste me
• Does this dress make me look fat?
• Nobody likes me, everybody hates me, think I'll go eat worms
• Know me better, and love me better
• The Statue Got Me High
• Eating in the morning makes me sick
• Eat Me
• me
• Don't Sit Next to Me Just Because I'm Asian
• Not me
• England Made Me
• This is my truth tell me yours
• Please help me!
• I'm a Chicken-Hawk, and I'm gonna eat me some chickens
• I was discovered by scientists, what will they call me?
• Why Robert Heinlein bugs the hell out of me
• Stay here with me
• Give Me the Damn Ball
• Give me Liberty or give me death
• Tell me a story about elephants
• Quincy, M.E.
• What Me Worry (user)
• Why Not Me?
• Me First and the Gimme Gimmes
• Don't Crush that Dwarf, Hand Me the Pliers
• Drug Me
• bite me
• Tell me a story about trains
• they're all the same except for me
• What, me worry?
• Please don't throw me in the briar patch!
• Peel me a grape
• You're not the boss of me
• /me
• Gag me with a spoon
• I vs. me
• Society made me what I am
• She pulled the "I love you" on me
• Beam Me Up, Scotty
• Kiss Me, Kiss Me, Kiss Me
• Feigning smiles for me
• Places a local (like me) would take you to in New Orleans
• Me! (user)
• Follow Me 'Ome
• Commercials depress me
• My computer won't let me turn it off!
• If I didn't ask, I'd never know (how much you hate me)
• Correct me if I'm wrong, and if I am, I'll eat a bug
• Twin Peaks: Fire Walk With Me
• Please Please Me
• Zap me
• You Really Got Me
• Me and a Gun
• Don't stand so close to me
• Timor mortis conturbat me
• -Me- (user)
• Big Me
• Excuse me
• Roger and Me
• The shape of me and other stuff
• Just call me fluffy
• Mes-
• I and me
• Roll With Me, Henry
• Better him than me
• Things my mom doesn't argue with me about anymore
• Are You There God? It's Me, Margaret.
• You may call me R.J., you may call me Ray
• Excuse me, could you explain again why you suck?
• I've got $1.19 in change, and it's impossible for me to make change for a dollar
• Does this strategically placed leaf make me look fat?
• Nothing can stop me now
• Fly Me to the Moon
• Me So Horny
• How to say "I can eat glass, it does not hurt me"
• Windows ME
• Desperate guys who 'talk' me for no apparent reason
• Fuck me like you fucked that horse
• You like me, you really like me!
• Oh, look at me, I'm so drunk
• stop picking on me
• Pardon me
• Fuck me harder
• So Sue Me
• Free to Be, You and Me
• It's not you, it's me
• love me
• Austin Powers 2: The Spy Who Shagged Me
• This music crept by me upon the waters
• Ya shoulda killed me last year
• Trust me
• take me away
• Drink Me
• Come to Me
• What an artist the world is losing in me!
• It could be the last time you see me alive
• Sure, as soon as you get me back on an orbital platform
• Me too
• C is for cookie, and that's good enough for me
• Do you know me?
• O Lord Thou pluckest me out
• That man bit me
• why me?
• Forgive me, my English is version 0.0
• A Book about Me, by Me Myself
• Pour Some Sugar On Me
• Someone looking at a picture of me
• Let Me Entertain You
• Are you hitting on me?
• Forgive me, Father, for I have sinned
• Rapidly advancing dairy technology has left me behind
• Cut me a switch, boy!
• You remind me of the Babe
• A letter to those who have impressed me
• Below me
• Speak To Me
• Rape Me
• talk to me not the computer
• Someone please kill me
• Farm auctions rip me in half
• away from me
• Gonna go buy me some Jesus!

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