My Argument for Abortion
We are all familiar with Darwin's theory of Natural Selection; Survival Of The Fittest, right? The strong survive and the weak are weeded out, making the species stronger.
Well, I put it to you: Who is weaker than babies? They cannot fend for themselves, nor can they contribute to society. They exist only to siphon off resources from hard-working Americans. And half-formed babies moreso! They don't even have feet, some of them, so one can only imagine that they are very weak. Well, I say, no more of this coddling! The only way the species will grow stronger is if we set up a zero tolerance plan on babies! No longer shall these parasites sap the strength of our once-great nation!