Findings:

• No one has ever died because they DIDN'T have a toothpick
• before the internet when teen had REAL relationship the boy could look at the girl and judge the diameter of her thorax with his feelers and determine whether the mating ritual could commence but NO MORE. evil woman use her computer sorcery
• Aliens look like aliens because they're human
• if you buy into the wizard's bullshit, soon you're all standing waist-deep in things you didn't even know could exist and no one has any clue how to stop him
• And youth is cruel and has no remorse
• To boldly go where no one has gone before
• Things that no one told you...until now, because I'm telling you. Consider yourself fortunate
• The last suit I wear has no pockets
• Censorship has no place in American Society
• Just because you've ordered doesn't mean you can't look at the menu
• the rain has no enemies; all things are rain of one form or another
• Linux is free only if your time has no value
• No one asks me if I'm a Satanist or anything because I take the precaution of wearing a predominantly flannel and hawaiian shirt-oriented wardrobe
• How to tell when a journalist has no idea what they're talking about
• Sé que el suicidio va contra las leyes de Dios y el hombre, pero la sed de sangre del tirano de mi patria no ha de aplacarse con la mía.
• Science Has No Morals
• gomame no ha gishiri
• I only leave the door open because I know that no one would dare to come in.
• no one has a single face. we are multiplicities.
• I no longer look askance at the outlier cats,
• I Like Bananas Because They've Got No Bones
• MY life has no carrot
• September has such a feeling
• fewer has no opposite like less-more
• To boldly go where no man has gone before
• Because the gods that made them are gods no more
• Robert Byrd's "The Emperor Has No Clothes" speech
• The pretty girl has no friends
• shippai wa seiko no moto
• To Dream Where No Man Has Dreamed Before
• No one has ever been bitten to death by a poisonous snake in a ball pit
• Windows XP easter eggs
• I Had No Time to Hate, Because
• Oh, no. Look, you've gone and made me optimistic. I was before, but now it is showing.
• hate has no home here
• The iMac looks like the ass end of the New Beetle
• I HAVE NO CAPS LOCK KEY AND I MUST NOT SHOUT
• A double-edged sword has no point
• Just because it's Usenet is no excuse to forget how to punctuate
• My God, will you look at the ass on that metis?
• Up, because the sky has room for us and more than we can ever make
• ______ is considered a potential weapon because of its threatening nature and quick deployment and therefore has been made illegal
• No one learned anything, because there was nothing to learn.
• Chipirones en su tinta
• Naming Windows computers
• it's because of the way you look at the world
• A list of things kids should and should not have from a woman who has no kids
• the field of real numbers has no non-trivial automorphisms
• 5 months with no sex has finally got me in trouble
• Where No Man Has Gone Before
• because you looked for it
• Just because Linux is Free doesn't mean Linux Software has to be Free
• Your request for no MSG has been denied
• A community without shame has no future
• No self-respecting keyboard has built-in speakers
• Why the Bear Has No Tail
• Has no one told you he's not breathing?
• No one has died
• God has no free will
• Lesbian Robot Vampires : Oh No, Mr. Spooner Has Been Poisoned
• She Looks Good, but She Has an Ugly Heart
• no famine has ever taken place in the history of the world in a functioning democracy
• She's smarter than me but she's also more quiet, therefore she has no personality which makes me feel better
• The Web That Has No Weaver
• time has no meaning here
• His memory perishes from the earth, and he has no name in the street.
• Euclid Alone Has Looked On Beauty Bare
• proof that the field of real numbers has no non-trivial automorphisms
• Don't kill your invisible husband to see what he looks like or you'll sob your heart out. But don't worry about the millions of invisible men coming to attack your village because they won't kill you if you don't know how to fight them.
• Look mom, no hands!
• When I look into her eyes, I no longer care about what the world thinks. This is what it feels like to be alive.
• How to work an airplane toilet door lock from the outside
• Strange man makes permanent visit
• StuartO))) has his head up his ass and could not write his way out of a wet paper sack
• Johnny Nolan has a patch on his ass
• ass chip
• Covering your ass
• bad ass
• swamp ass
• ass
• Up Your Ass
• Rat's ass
• The Ass and His Driver
• The Ass and His Shadow
• The Ass and His Masters
• The Miller, His Son, and Their Ass
• The Ass and the Horse
• The Ass and His Purchaser
• The Ass and the Wolf
• The Goat and the Ass
• Kiss my ass
• Big Ass Truck
• jawbone of an ass
• Asses of Fire
• Photocopying your ass is not recommended
• Piece of ass
• The Kennedy crimes
• I kick ass for the Lord!
• My mom kicks ass
• Persian wild ass
• Bad Ass vs. Evil sunglasses
• Your ass is indefensible
• If they put you in a copy machine, an ass would come out
• my ass, your face
• Sticking feathers up your butt does not make you a chicken
• Pain in the ass evangelistic ex-smoker
• We are all sitting on our asses, simultaneously staring blankly at computer screens all over the world
• Our rover can kick your lander's ass!
• This door is not a horse's ass!
• Assassinate makes an ass out of ass, I, and Nate
• Bad things with which to wipe your ass
• Big Ass Pork Plate
• The color of an ass on the run
• A dude with an elbow for an ear and an eye stuck on his ass cheek
• And the Ass Saw the Angel
• Weird-ass exam technique
• They say that I have the best ass below 14th Street
• How to not fight and not get your ass kicked
• Don't let the door hit you in the ass
• Gas, grass or ass, nobody rides for free
• Kerr's Ass
• How to fight and kick ass
• Decentralized networking kicked my ass
• The Shoes of the Fisherman's Wife Are Some Jive Ass Slippers
• Ass Pain
• Put your head down and your ass in the air
• The Wild Colonials
• Cool ass babe
• colder than a well digger's ass
• Run Your Ass Non-Stop
• So I was balls deep in the guy's ass that night when he turns to me and asks for a kiss. Damn. What a fag.
• You're so funny I think I'll kick your ass
• Ass and potpourri
• Grave Are The Hairs On Our Asses
• Don't Be An Ass (user)
• The Obscene Ass
• Get your ass out of the testosterone lane!
• half-assed
• Bust Ass Falls
• Canada Kicks Ass
• You'd better start hauling ass
• Drinking is like daring the universe to kick my ass
• Duck's ass
• My first smart ass comment
• bad ass (user)
• Beauty is in the eye of the head up the ass of the beholder
• Art Star Sounds Compilation (Ass Comp)
• thug ass nigga (user)
• paying someone to flush your toilets
• hoss ass hole (user)
• haul ass
• Fat Ass (user)
• dumb ass (user)
• ass over teakettle
• The Devil is an Ass
• Federal "pound me in the ass" prison
• show your ass (user)
• candy ass (user)
• ass candy (user)
• ass butt (user)
• JOE KICK ASS (user)
• I've worked my ass off and I just want a drink!!!
• The law is an ass
• Jack ass (user)
• The legend of the three good ass whoopings by Nathaniel Carter
• How this broke ass college student manages his finances online
• Ass kisser
• Drunk Ass Bukowski
• The -Ass Suffix and Beyond
• grabbing ass
• hot ass chris (user)
• trina sexy ass (user)
• ass whole (user)
• virgan ass (user)
• Cheap Ass Games (node_forward)
• Dat ass
• Hi, meet my pitbull. His name is Don't Question My Fucking Premises You Ass

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