Mr. Teapot gives you a random, usually very disturbing, slogan-like declaration every time you visit http://www.flat-earth.org/mrteapot.
Mr. Teapot is a pataphysical engineering project of the Flat Earth Society.
Mr. Teapot says:
People who rob thoughts are considered insane, but they also rob valuable technical information making them even more dangerous.
Your hands are sickened with tyrannic disease, how I would love to snap your fingers off. I only want the fingers with rings.
Update: (September 2002) Sadly, Mr. Teapot is no more. The Flat Earth Society homepage now belongs to a carpet manufacturer.