Mr. Teapot gives you a random, usually very disturbing, slogan-like declaration every time you visit

Mr. Teapot is a pataphysical engineering project of the Flat Earth Society.

Mr. Teapot says:

People who rob thoughts are considered insane, but they also rob valuable technical information making them even more dangerous.

Your hands are sickened with tyrannic disease, how I would love to snap your fingers off. I only want the fingers with rings.

Update: (September 2002) Sadly, Mr. Teapot is no more. The Flat Earth Society homepage now belongs to a carpet manufacturer.

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