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• No one has ever died because they DIDN'T have a toothpick
• We were all waiting to hear those words (and no one ever said them)
• Though I walk through the valley of the shadow of death, I shall fear no evil -- for tonight I have broken my own heart, and my soul is too empty to be afraid.
• i'm afraid i will have to request that no one have the name "john" ever again. Existing "johns" will need to change their names.
• when I am King, we will have no such things, but, my lads, if the old king my father were dead, we would be all kings.
• you've been through something that no one should have to go through
• After this, everything got louder and no one could be heard
• i cannot ever have you, not even in thoughts.
• No One Here Is Ever Going to be President: Noders raise things in the city where things fall down
• My soul is in a million pieces. I tried to collect most of them, but some are missing, and the ones I have don't fit together anymore. Feel free to take a piece or two.
• We can't even sort out the space between people, we have no business building rockets.
• No one ever said that the moral process of humanization was necessarily a pleasant thing.
• I have no faith in your God
• AOL-Time-Warner-Disney-God will eventually get everybody's money, and no one will have to get shot
• please come stay with me in the forest so at least i have one person with whom i have no secrets
• No man could have the power that is yours and not know it
• No one ever listens to the bassist
• Californians have no soul
• Having gotten myself into a position where I can have my cake and eat it too, I feel no compulsion to get up from the table
• At Sea The Gods Have No Names
• May Eru have mercy on my soul
• How many lives could have been saved had we just said "Please" more often?
• we're part of something bigger than any one of us. i just feel lucky to have been chosen.
• If you're not doing anything bad, you have no reason to fear free speech.
• If you're not doing anything bad, you have no reason to fear government censorship.
• In response to you telling me I have the bluest eyes you've ever seen
• There's no point unless you make one
• if you buy into the wizard's bullshit, soon you're all standing waist-deep in things you didn't even know could exist and no one has any clue how to stop him
• No one will ever love Adam for his honesty. It's just not there
• No One Ever Listens Do They, 'Lyssa
• I have no proof that he would ever want to kiss or destroy me.
• How to say "No" and have people listen
• If I were Twenty-One I would determine, even if I could never be anything else in the world, that I would be a thoroughbred
• Though you may have no knees, you'll need kneel to nobody!
• No point in mentioning the bats, I thought. Poor bastard will see them soon enough.
• I worry that no matter how hard I pray, you'll always be just out of my reach
• Even God doesn't have the right to utterly destroy children
• I have no complaint
• Tendrils that strangle the heart I no longer have
• Just because you both have the same problem does not mean you are one another's solution
• Don't ever lie. If you lie to your friends, they won't trust you, and you'll have nothing, and you'll never be safe.
• No, I don't have channel 11
• No one says anything important during the day
• Your radical ideas about every point being the center of the universe have already occurred to others
• No one can be in two places at once
• Prices should have no more than 2 significant digits
• I have no idea what you're talking about, so here's a picture of a bunny with a pancake on its head.
• Now that I have nothing resembling a desk, I am allowing myself a node to fantasize about one
• All you have to do is listen, and be ready.
• I'm not religious, but I think I have a close relationship with God
• My people, some of them, have run away to 4chan and have no XP.
• If only I'd thought of the right words, I could have held on to your heart
• no one listens anymore
• I have no output and I must scream
• We Have No Moat
• If I'd have shot her when I met her, I'd be out of jail by now.
• No one can be totally logical
• Have you ever made a just man?
• Atheists have no support group
• I HAVE NO CAPS LOCK KEY AND I MUST NOT SHOUT
• I have this problem with saying "no" to people
• All of us have looked up to an older kid at some point
• No human artists have appeared in the Top 40 music chart for the past 5 years
• No one can be unhappy with a fresh box of crayons
• I have been orbiting this planet for thirty-seven years, and am just now starting to experience reentry (document)
• We Have Always Been The Party Of No
• No one asks me if I'm a Satanist or anything because I take the precaution of wearing a predominantly flannel and hawaiian shirt-oriented wardrobe
• things that no one controls and can't be sold
• the only comfort we could ever have
• Now that there is no hell, evil folks like you just get reincarnated as McDonald's register jockeys
• Our calendars have no meaning
• My finger can point to the moon, but my finger is not the moon. You don't have to become my finger, nor do you have to worship my finger. You have to forget my finger, and look at where it is pointing.
• I have no money and I must pay
• Three Golden-Tongued Knights, Whom No One Could Refuse Whatsoever They Might Ask
• If everything you do is a cry for help, no one will listen
• Why women's pants have no pockets
• And Death shall have no Dominion
• I could have been one of a two
• Now he can be loved. Now he is no more.
• My life may no longer be my own
• If ifs and ands were pots and pans there'd be no work for tinkers
• what if the most important thing you will ever do you have already done?
• Don't be afraid, you've just got your eyes closed
• I thought everyone had a turning point story
• God Said No
• God bless everyone. No exceptions.
• All the things she had at one point wanted to be
• I have no hair
• Either everyone deserves or no one does
• Yes! We have no bananas!
• No one learned anything, because there was nothing to learn.
• No one wants to be a nihilist
• A list of things kids should and should not have from a woman who has no kids
• I have no memory of my Mother
• That icky feeling when a client calls with a downed server and you have no clue how to fix it
• Computers have no sense of time
• If everyone had a flower instead of a gun, there would be no more war
• Having knowledge is not the same as having understanding. You can have all the pieces in front of you and still not be able to put the puzzle together.
• The most disturbing thing that I have ever seen on the back of a truck
• I always knew I would have a 21st birthday but I never thought I'd be 21
• But alas, I have no badger to offer you
• If you don't know how to make a mu, you have no business measuring quantities that small.
• Wouldn't it be wonderful if everyone renounced violence forever?
• They have no bones.
• "The Americans in their wisdom have taken the heads off the pictures, enlarged them and superimposed them with the heads of animals and then strung them up all over the walls of the interrogation room," he said
• I have no scars. I have never loved.
• What's the point of having doors if you're just going to give away keys?
• no exact amounts since I have no idea how many people you feed
• The word that means "I acknowledge this thing you have just said"
• Just so we’re all clear, it is okay to miss people who no longer want you in their lives
• what's the point of having other peoples' thoughts about something?
• Even a Doll Can Seem To Have a Soul
• Often I feel like I am just shouting my observations into a raging storm and no one hears
• Just so we’re all clear, it is okay to miss people you no longer want in your life
• No one seems to listen to what I say
• They made the sunrise for people like us just so we have an excuse for why we're still up.
• No one will ever love you for your honesty
• I think I was watching the most beautiful thing I have ever seen
• The Quiet Things That No One Ever Knows
• Have you ever heard a thunderbolt voice your name?
• have given my heart away just as carelessly and as meticulously planned as ever
• It's not that we're more attractive in the darkness or that one of us may be drunk
• Some days are magic, and I can do anything. The other days, I just have to wait, and hope it comes back.
• people who were not to be trifled with; people who would dance, and had no notion of walking
• It was one of the worst things I have ever done
• You'll be something special one day. And you -- you have to take care of your sister.
• I Have No Mouth, and I Must Scream
• I have no browser and I must node!
• Have you ever thought
• For God's sake, just have another election
• nor was there anything to be attained that you didn't already have
• You have no socially redeeming value
• I have always considered warnings to be a kind of dare
• you have to be close to catch it
• When I have Fears that I may Cease to Be
• She may be pretty and have more money than me but she doesn't write songs about you.
• No one has ever been bitten to death by a poisonous snake in a ball pit
• No one was ever fired for buying IBM
• No, but I'll have a beer
• A thought that may have passed in the mind of the busboy at the cafe where I often find myself
• I have little or no desire to watch you perform your daily rituals
• Eat well, shit strongly, and you shall have no fear of death!
• Walking into class, only to realize that you have no pants
• These rugs will unite this country like no other rugs have before
• Laugh now, because tomorrow I will be ten stories tall and I could just step on you if I want
• Have you no sense of decency, sir?
• Where the streets have no name
• Be Yourself, said the buxom blonde. Just Like Everyone Else
• You have no choice concerning the circumstances of your birth
• And those who were seen dancing were thought to be insane by those who could not hear the music
• Words Have No Meaning
• If you have to scream to be heard, you have nothing profound to say
• Don't meddle in that which you have no desire to understand
• They left the streets stained with blood, and their howling could be heard long after they were gone
• You have no power over me
• I have always wanted someone to say to me what you just said
• Kids have no concept of time
• Lefties who have no sense of humour
• I have no idea!! (user)
• Fish have no concept of fire
• Why have there been no great women artists?
• If this were in person, I would have kissed her now
• how loud to you have to be to put out a housefire with just your voice
• You will have no doubt and the sky will turn to gold
• Are you searching to be inspired? Or are you searching to be amused, be content, be happy? What could you have been?
• Heart, have no pity
• It is cold and we have no writeups.
• Badgers? We ain't got no badgers. We don't need no badgers. I don't have to show you any stinking badgers!
• if I could play god there'd be one less child abuser
• You may be a noder, but you ain't no dancer
• i cant ever have you, even in my mind.

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