Here's the stuff we found when you searched for "Most people's lives don't suck bad enough to give a black hole a run for it's money"

• When life gives you lemons, suck on them. Seriously, lemons taste awesome.
• don't throw good money after bad
• most people don't know what they're talking about anyway
• Don't feel bad to call him black
• Don’t give up the ship!
• One of the dangers of necromancy is you don't really know who's on the other side or what they're going to give you in return.
• it wouldn't be so bad if people like you would have become ghosts too
• I just don't need help losing things; I'm good enough at that on my own
• People who don't smoke will never die
• The most dangerous vampires were the ones who were bad at math
• people who don't exist
• My soul is in a million pieces. I tried to collect most of them, but some are missing, and the ones I have don't fit together anymore. Feel free to take a piece or two.
• The only normal people are the ones you don't know very well
• black hole evaporation
• Black holes are where God divided by zero
• It's too bad she won't live. But then again, who does?
• How to avoid people whom you don't like talking to
• People with suntans don't look healthy, they look ignorant
• Black Lives Matter
• I don't want to assert to young people that my lawn is not an acceptable venue
• You live and you learn, and if you don't learn you still die
• things that don't suck
• A government big enough to give you everything you want is a government big enough to take from you everything you have
• I'm good enough, I'm smart enough and doggone it, people like me!
• telling people what they don't need to know
• Don't give away the Homeworld
• there are no good or bad people
• When Bad Things Happen to Good People
• The Black Hole
• black hole chess
• Songs From the Black Hole
• retail black hole
• Being solicited for sex by people who don't even know your gender
• Don't Give Me Names
• We don't look for trouble but if it comes we don't run
• Don't encourage people to read
• You really shouldn't let people you don't know tie you up
• The difference between reply and reply to all
• You're not a good person. You know that, right? Good people don't end up here.
• Don't give up your day job
• love like you don't need the money
• I really miss the woman who told me that people don't like me
• I don't hate people. Honestly. But the best conversation I've ever had still wasn't as good as the worst catnap I've ever had.
• Bad Boys Rape Our Young Girls But Violet Gives Willingly
• every horse can be tamed by someone. but they don't always live at the same time.
• Give me enough time, and I will find a new way to say devotion.
• Life is material; you just have to live long enough to figure out how to use it
• The reason people go to war is because they don't understand the feelings of others.
• Of course they want to come here. Who doesn't? Besides the people from Los Angeles, but we don't speak of them.
• Guns don't kill people. Skeletons do.
• Good News for People Who Love Bad News
• sometimes bad ideas work just often enough to stick around
• black hole
• one kiss: bad for me, but i give in so easily. i'm weak.
• Peace out boy scout, don't use your knot tying skills for bad ideas
• When Night's Black Mantle could Most Darkness Prove
• How to make a black hole
• Black Hole Personality
• Black Hole of Calcutta
• George Bush doesn't care about black people
• Black Hole Era
• Falling into a Black Hole
• Most self-downloading software installers are bad
• Don't give up
• People who don't capitalize their I's
• Low self-esteem is actually one of the most self-centered acts; not unlike suicide
• Things that people do more over and over that I haven't even done once
• Traffic lights that don't stay green long enough for everyone waiting to get through
• Black Bele for Rich People
• Don't drink and park, accidents in cars cause people
• Guns don't protect people; people protect people
• I don't give a toss
• Guns don't kill people. Ninjas kill people.
• Work like you don't need the money
• Guns Don't Kill People, I like mayonnaise
• Guns don't kill people, football kills people
• People don't listen to my answering machine message
• Strong Bad's Cool Game for Attractive People
• You give me wings. Don't be surprised if I fly.
• Please Don't Spin Me a Yarn: I Live With a Knitter
• I don't agree with what you say, but I will defend your other, less ludicrous opinion that glitch speed runs are pointless.
• A floor is so you don't fall in the hole your house is in
• Dont Give Names (user)
• People who don't read
• if one of us should flicker and vanish, mid-drag, don't bat an eye. claim a spot on the curb and never give an inch.
• Don't Let People Kiss Your Baby
• i don't want to feel like i am the most beautiful thing around
• Life is like a strange, unpopular restaraunt filled with odd waiters who give you things you never asked for and don't always like.
• Give 'em Enough Rope
• Survival isn't good enough, you have to live
• they tell you to be your true self. to never give up on who you are. they don't know who i am.
• Just enough to give the shadows color
• An internet big enough to give you everything you want to read is an internet big enough to take from you everything you want to read
• How to cut a hole in a postcard large enough to walk through
• Women who don't realize they're pregnant until they give birth
• I don't know if these are good flowers or bad flowers, but I picked them for you
• Skinny people have it bad, too
• Bad Day at Black Rock
• Some people want to never feel anything bad, and call that happiness
• She Looked Slutty. I Don't Mean That in a Bad Way.
• black people
• Black Holes and Timewarps
• 2016 was bad enough. Is it only going to get worse?
• Why do bad things happen to good people?
• restaurant black hole
• super-massive black hole
• Reissner-Nordstrom black hole
• Black Hole Brain (user)
• black hole entropy
• Drugs make people bad
• Black Hole Records
• Teenage love can suck pretty bad
• Black People Hate Me and They Hate My Glasses
• LHC: Black Hole Factory?
• BLACK HOLE NEEDS CASH
• How to build a computer out of black holes
• If a black hole were created on Earth
• Black Hole Sun
• Ten Reasons Why Reparations for Blacks are a Bad Idea for Blacks - and Racist Too
• Guns don't kill people. Wait, guns do kill people.
• Don't Bet Your Money on de Shanghai
• Guns don't kill people; people kill people
• infinite black hole
• Guns don't stop dictators, people stop dictators
• Guns don't kill people, paperclips kill people
• I don't think we're old enough to know if we're alcoholics at our age
• Capitalize, please
• Dogs are for wimps who don't have the guts to bite people themselves
• I don't give a DAMN about your character
• I don't believe in people
• Death by Black Hole
• Guns don't kill people, paintballs kill people
• If the US is so great, why don't other countries give themselves to us?
• Hurricanes don't dance enough.
• Why don't people wear pajamas all the time?
• A reason to drink
• don't live with your clients
• Why don't people remember how to use rotary phones?
• I don't have a life; Everyone else wants to live my life for me
• Indigenous people don't exist
• Don't run from snipers, you'll just die tired
• If you don't understand words, you won't understand people
• You noders still fucking suck, but your needing my wisdoms bad
• Don't run over fire hose
• People on the dance floor who don't dance
• Things people don't want to hear
• Nuclear weapons don't kill people. People kill people.
• LHC safety analysis: black holes
• Too bad they don't make one for your heart...
• Your first relationship will be nuked: Don't give up
• Don't you hate these clever people and these clever-people parties?
• 100% of people who don't smoke, die
• Don't give me your hand me down love
• People don't flail when they die
• Sometimes I don't want to understand people
• I'm related to people I don't relate to
• Your first writeup will be nuked: Don't give up
• Guns don't kill people. Robots kill people.

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