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• Most of these things I've never seen in real life. Only on screens. Or Elsewhere. I'd die without it.
• i've never wanted to die, only things i can never have
• If only you could see what I've seen with your eyes
• Never, never in my life have I seen such a ridiculous looking instrument of death
• I can never be sure if it was real or just another illusion
• The Most Cringeworthy Thing I Know About CSI: Cyber, Without Having Seen It
• But if life were only moments, then you'd never know you had one
• I've been looking so long at these pictures of you that I almost believe that they are real
• you can't you can never be sure. you die without knowing.
• Drink your tea slowly and reverently, as if it is the axis on which the world earth revolves---slowly, evenly, without rushing toward the future. Live the actual moment. Only this moment is life.
• Most Americans have never tasted real cinnamon
• I've never seen a glacier up close, but I've touched your hand. It felt so cold.
• hydrate or die
• Read Or Die : The TV Series
• Love only me until we die: marriage among the flatworms
• I've seen old men crying at their own gravesides
• I've been offered a lot for my work, but never everything.
• Monkey Soy Leprechaun - Real Or Malarkey, Begorrah? - A Dublin Nodermeet
• Changing Your Life For Free (Or, 12-Step Programs?!: WTF Is In It For Me?!)
• A day in the life of an Alzheimer's wife or how it all started with a missing spatula
• screen real estate
• The real reason pi was never calculated to a high precision in ancient times
• Get Rich Or Die Tryin'
• Vote or Die
• You're only half a bitch without the heels
• either only mean people live that long, or mean lives make mean people
• Posting your life on Everything2 is a dumb idea if people know who you are in real life
• Invalid HTML using "li" without "ol" or "ul" tags
• The Most Terrible Time in My Life
• Why are the most beautiful things in life so damn fragile?
• Piss without farting, die without fucking
• Children never die
• The Heisenberg Uncertainty Priniciple in real life
• I will REMOVE your "All your radical touching base are already occurred to the lesbian monkey puppy" philosophy on me if you don't eat my soy google balls, hatt-baby. Real or malarky?
• Never say die
• Top 10 Reasons to Move to Canada Without Electing Any Of These Nitwits
• Do It or Die
• when you're done, you can let her die if that's what you want. Or you can wake her.
• I've Seen Your Picture
• Allergy or Intolerance: The Culinary Difference Between Life and Death
• Who sees the most beautiful stars, the poet or the astronomer?
• The Tragedy of Prince Hamlet and the Philosopher's Stone, or, A Will Most Incorrect to Heaven by William Shakespeare
• These are the memories I never had
• The die is cast, you will cut the mustard or face the music
• Video, or it never happened.
• I've Seen It All
• But I've said it before and I'll say it again: kneecaps only exist to get hit with claw-hammers; grace only exists to be fallen from.
• Why are the most beautiful things in life so damn robust?
• The trick is knowing the difference between the radio and real life
• We won't die secret deaths anymore. The world only spins forward. We will be citizens.
• How to replicate a dynamic website quickly without the source code or database
• It's a beautiful life, or something like it
• I don't believe in God or the soul but these machines can make me cry
• Now or Never
• Only the good die young
• Root pig or die
• And if I don't die or worse I'm going to need a nap
• Old day logs never die. (e2poll)
• I will tell you the phrase, but you must never speak it out loud. If you do, you will surely die.
• Places in Nashville I'd take you, if only to defy the whole country music thing
• I'd love you if I'd never been born
• Life, or something like it
• With or Without You... but I prefer the latter
• Once upon a time there was light in my life, but now there's only love in the dark
• She was feminine in the most displaced sense I had ever seen, a known quality refracted through stained glass windows.
• I must die or be better
• I always knew I would have a 21st birthday but I never thought I'd be 21
• Your Money or Your Life
• These are the only hands I can give
• I see these eyes that lit my life. Now they're cold and dark and gone.
• In Real Life
• I'd blindly follow the most hopeless of paths
• Why I've never been ice skating
• real life raygun
• real life test
• What if I had never met you? How much the poorer would my life have been.
• I don't know why but I always love episodes without words. like just something about them makes me feel calm or something..
• Speak English or Die
• Life sucks, then you die, then you come back
• I've never suffered from nostalgia
• but these are only ripples
• Without fear of wind or vertigo
• true life and a real angel (searching for Eldorado)
• Battles without Honor or Humanity
• Read or Die
• Old soldiers never die. Young ones do.
• I don't know about that fellow Rand, but I'd never trust a McNally.
• I've never
• Because I've never been able to make anything beautiful
• words I've wanted to tell you but never seem to be able to
• Real life applications of mathematics
• Put an unmonitored piano in a public place. It's the only real magic that exists.
• Real Life Phaser
• Skim this life but never live
• Lessons learned from the rap industry may or may not serve a useful purpose in everyday life
• For all sad words on tongue or pen, the saddest are these: "It might have been."
• People who don't smoke will never die
• Vote Or Die (e2poll)
• I've Seen Everything
• E2 in Real Life (e2poll)
• The Most Difficult Part of the Story: Beginning, Middle or End?
• The only girlfriend I never slept with
• these couplets are a waste of time; i never seem to make them scan
• He cries for me, all these years later. He'll never stop 'til I join him in the grave.
• never holster your gun without slaying the buddha
• Letters I've written, never meaning to send
• The single most terrifying experience of my life
• Frisky, most silver, serene -- bright step at the margins of air, you tiny colossus and winsome and master me, easy in sunlight, you gracious one come to me, live in my life
• Bug Scientist Real Life CSI
• I'd rather die on my feet than live on my knees
• Ads are the only way to make a technology profitable without the power of nudity
• ghost shapes seen only in shadow
• save and restore function in real life
• The UK's farmers, or How to reap a profit without worrying about pesky scruples
• You're either saving my life or you're killing me. I haven't decided which.
• I think I was watching the most beautiful thing I have ever seen
• Old men never die, they just spout poetry
• the city means you let a lot of things go or you die in an alley
• If only I'd thought of the right words, I could have held on to your heart
• The Wild Colonials
• Real Life Dilbert
• The only date I never went on
• So now that I've been cursed to die...
• Never Yawn or Say A Commonplace Thing
• The only thing that life is missing is the background music
• Thinking only makes life complicated
• Dan in Real Life
• life goes on easy for me, most of the time
• Skate or Die
• Holy Shit! You must die to preserve life on Earth as we know it!
• Live or Die
• Real ID
• The only reason I'd forget my apartment is if I wanted to invite people over
• The most interesting job I've ever had
• i've seen earthworms larger than your average snake
• I've already forgotten the examples, and only the feeling remains
• I'm not this cool in real life
• Life Without Buildings
• An American in Tours
• Navigation without map or compass
• She could not live with or without him
• Live Free or Die
• There was never supposed to be an Episode 7, 8, or 9
• Never let a fool kiss you, or a kiss fool you
• A Hero Never Dies
• Buildings burn, people die, but real love is forever
• Most people in the world die young; who cares if it includes doctors?
• Nah, these random encounters with beautiful strangers won't destroy me at all. But I guess I thought it'd be a good way to die at the time.
• These are the only minutes you'll ever have. Take good care of them.
• You can't predict or control what incidents in your life your friends will remember and retell
• Everything vs. Real Life
• Without hope or agenda
• socialist realism: is that Stalin with an erection or without an erection
• The life train left without me
• How real are these tears?
• Scheisse! The Real German You Were Never Taught in School
• Millions now living will never die
• Maybe she's just pieces of me you've never seen
• The Only Song I've Ever Written

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