Now look at them
h4x0rz, that's the way you do it
You play the
young girl on that
IRC
That ain't workin', that's the way you do it
Money for noding and your clicks for free
Now that ain't workin', that's the way you do it
Lemme tell ya, them guys ain't
dumb
Maybe get a
syndrome on your
carpal tunnels
Maybe get a
hemorrhoid on your
bum.
{Bridge}
We got to install WYSIWYG software
Custom website deliveries
We got to move these Tivo boxes
We got to move these Aeron chairs
The little dropout with the nose ring and the goatee
Yeah, buddy, that's his own hair
That little dropout got his own web company
That little dropout was a millionaire
{Bridge twice}
I shoulda learned to code in Java
I shoulda learned that HTML
Look at Jenni, she got it stickin' in the camera
Man we could have some, and he's up there
What's that, Everything noders?
Bangin' on their keyboards like some chimpanzees
Oh, that ain't workin' that's the way you do it
Get your money for noding get your clicks for free
{Refrain}
Now that ain't workin' that's the way you do it
You play the young girl on that IRC
That ain't workin' that's the way you do it
Money for noding and your clicks for free
Money for noding and clicks for free
Gets you money for noding and clicks for free
(with apologies to Mark Knopfler)