Findings:

• I'm Harriet Harman, you know where you can get me
• Don't touch me when I'm on a boat
• I'm up, he sees me, I'm down
• Correct me if I'm wrong, and if I am, I'll eat a bug
• I'm happy but you don't like me
• I hope they kill me while I'm standing here, so I can die happy.
• Kiss Me, I'm Chris
• Someone takes care of me and I squirm like I'm caught in a lie
• Gosh! That single kiss made me feel like I'm charged up with the power of a million exploding suns!
• Don't Sit Next to Me Just Because I'm Asian
• You beat it in me, that part of you/But I'm gonna split us back in two
• I'm taking all I have to take, this taking's gonna shape me
• Love me till your heart stops. Love me till I'm dead.
• I'm good enough, I'm smart enough and doggone it, people like me!
• I'm changing the climate! Ask me how
• Get Me Away From Here, I'm Dying
• I'm Just Me (user)
• Don't Sit Next to Me, Just Because I'm Gay
• You Burn Me Up I'm a Cigarette
• They hate me because I'm beautiful
• Shag Me, I'm Famous
• I'm burning too brightly, begging you to smother me.
• I'm a Chicken-Hawk, and I'm gonna eat me some chickens
• Don't Hug Me I'm Scared
• Strike me down - I'll be everything I'm not
• Notice Me, I'm Here
• Do you love me now, Daddy? Do you think I'm pretty?
• I'm so sorry my brain works that way
• Let me show you my black pecker with white stuff at its tip
• Oh, look at me, I'm so drunk
• I'm so toasty, you could spread jam on me
• You nature lover / you country punk / you bowl me over / I'm not that drunk
• Fuck me if I'm wrong
• Don't rush me, I'm fragile
• Don't get me wrong; I'm not a feminist
• I'm a bloke. Shoot me.
• Tell me what God is like, cause I'm starting to forget
• I'm so shallow, a new t-shirt makes me happy
• Don't make me angry, you wouldn't like me when I'm angry
• No one asks me if I'm a Satanist or anything because I take the precaution of wearing a predominantly flannel and hawaiian shirt-oriented wardrobe
• I'm gonna be sad and then I want you to make me laugh
• Break me. I'm elated.
• I'm a celebrity... get me out of here!
• this writeup made me hungry like DAMN so I'm chinging it!
• The sheer fact that I'm in a developing country should make me a better person, yes?
• The monster stares back at me. I'm still young enough to believe that, with the right shoes, I can outrun it.
• Dude, check me out. I'm like a little otter, a sexy little otter!
• Don't blame me, I'm from Massachusetts
• Look at me mammy I'm dancin I'm dancin
• Tell me what I'm supposed to be feeling
• I would've taken an axe to it, but I'm pretty sure the dryad would have pulverized me
• It is safe to say that I'm going to get my payback if he is anything like me.
• Take me drunk, I'm home
• Nobody fly with me; I'm cursed
• Women want me when I'm taken
• Dude, check me out. I'm like a little auditor, a sexy little auditor!
• one kiss: bad for me, but i give in so easily. i'm weak.
• Don't miss me until I'm dead
• The shape of me and other stuff
• But I'm a good person! Yeah great you wanna help me with this or what?
• I'm beginning to think that nothing I think or say makes sense to anyone but me
• I'm waiting for what will make me stand still the rest of my life
• Don't hate me because I'm evil
• I'm trying to see little old ladies as versions of my mom; it helps me be a better person
• Maybe I'm naive but this type of website bugs me
• I asked a friend to draw me, and I'm scared of what I'll see
• It's just the three of us - you, me, and all that stuff we're so scared of
• Don't get me wrong - I'm a feminist
• "Mum, Dad, I've packed my bags and I'm moving out. I'm staying at Everything2."
• Prepare me a ship of which the half-rotten timbers shall be painted black, let the sails be in rags, and the sailors infirm and sickly
• Don't touch me when I'm screaming
• I'm not in love, set me free
• Im Elvis (user)
• conditional narcissism n stuff
• I'm Sorry I Haven't a Clue
• I'm just reading it for the articles
• imm
• I'm trippin' my nut sack into a frenzy of dik play
• I'm embarrassed that I know this
• I'm with the band
• I'm Sorry I'll Read That Again
• But I'm a Cheerleader
• Da Ya Think I'm Sexy?
• I'm Gonna Git You Sucka
• I'm sorry
• I'm not sure
• Hands off, I'm special
• So. Central Rain
• Im-
• I'm scared to run the program I wrote
• I'm a Dutchman's uncle
• I'm tired
• People are impossible. I should know; I'm one of them.
• I'm being eaten by a boa constrictor
• I'm not drinking any more
• (I'm Your) Hoochie Coochie Man
• I think I'm in Love with Everything
• When I'm Sixty-Four
• Are you pondering what I'm pondering?
• 418 I'm a teapot
• I'm Your Fan
• I'm not very cool
• I'm in this for the long haul
• I'm scared to death of what havoc he could wreak in my life
• Wouldn't you think I'm the girl, the girl who has everything?
• I'm a little ICBM
• I'm Going Slightly Mad
• I'm with you, Peter Pan
• I'm bored
• I'm a liberal and I'm evil!
• Is this the blues I'm singing?
• I'm not that kinda girl
• I feel like I'm missing pieces of sleep
• I'm not really a secretary; I just play one at work.
• I'm going to be a Dad
• I'm acquiring more bottles, tubes, and jars as time goes on
• I'm not this cool in real life
• I'm not anorexic, but I'm working on it
• I'm rubber, you're glue
• I'm seeing more rear end car wrecks in the year 2000
• If you don't know, I'm not going to tell you
• I'm passionate about my plant life
• No, I'm not a Liberal
• I'm my own Grandpaw
• My cats think I'm a God
• I'm creating a religion... you'll like it!
• You're laughing now, but I'm voting this sucka down
• I'm fucking addicted, OK?
• I'm gay
• I'm just so tired of waking up all alone
• I'm not a part of this world
• I'm with stupid
• I'm Going Home
• I'm Proud of You
• You may think I'm lying, but it's true
• I'm a crazy old lady all hopped-up on Estrogen pills
• I'm a zookeeper, not an artist
• I'm a crazy old lady whose ex-husband bought himself a Soloflex for my birthday
• 10 Reasons Why I'm Not Single
• Thank God I'm an Atheist
• my old boss is dying, and I'm not sure what to feel
• I'm Gonna Be (500 Miles)
• It's not my fault that I'm so evil
• I'm game
• A sexist joke I'm allowed to tell, due to being a woman
• I'm a Pepper
• Guess what? I'm NOT talking to myself.
• I'm straight, but you might be the one
• I'm sorry that you feel that way
• I'm no better off with a car than I am without one
• I'm a decent guy's worst nightmare
• I'm tired of calling 911
• i enjoy myself most when i'm all alone
• I'm the world's worst psychic
• When I'm long dead, the bee will win
• I'm alone in Geneva!
• I'm scared
• If I am doomed to sweat my ass off in my own apartment, I feel better if I'm blasting music
• So I'm listening to the last hole of the PGA Championship
• I'm a big mean censor, and I'm here to mess up all your fun
• I'm leaving, you all suck
• All in all, I'm just another brick in the wall
• I'm not really entitled to an opinion
• Shit, it talks; I'm out of here
• Oh no, I'm thinking out loud again
• I'm OK, You're OK
• I'm The Man
• I know more when I'm alone
• Why I'm glad the space shuttle blew up
• Don't assume that just because I'm gay, all I want is sex
• I'm gay, but I'm not sure it's genetic
• I know the last digit of pi and I'm not telling
• I'm not even supposed to BE here today!

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