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• Piero Manzoni
• I want you to hit me as hard as you can
• Can I play with your breasts? Yes, but don't get out of the yard.
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• Don't stop. You can sleep when you're dead.
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• Technology can help YOU win Friends and Influence People!
• How can someone worship a dead naked man nailed to a cross as their god?
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• No Rack Can Torture Me
• We Can Run
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• You Can Play These Songs With Chords + 10
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• How can Poets Survive
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• Don't try to make the moment last. You can ruin it that way. Just learn to savor it and, when the time comes, learn how to let it go.
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• Archived E2 FAQ: Source Code (document)
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• Something I Can Never Have
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• Even the ugliest kangaroo can carry a message of love
• With the Right Access, Anyone Can Be a Doctor
• People can get stuff here that they can't get anywhere else.
• we can give up, but the world never will
• And if terrorists wanted to communicate secretly, mightn't they just do so by collaborating on a 'draft' here at e2? Can the NSA check on our drafts? Who knows? Inquiring minds want to know, Jay!
• I can only love a world with empty pockets
• I Can Hear My Reflection
• you can always find a razor lying in the road
• One of the most irritating things that can happen when talking
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• Only We Can Prevent Forests
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• We Can Be Together
• I can see three corners from this corner. Two's a perfect number. But one?
• Can you hear me knocking?
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• Anything you say can and will be used against you. (e2poll)
• But can you still cry like a child?
• How can a thinking, rational adult be religious?
• It's dark and scary out there. The night can avenge itself.
• A problem that takes the age of the universe to calculate and can be done on your home computer
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• Always talk to dead people when you can. Always.
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• The Most Good You Can Do
• You can still be very hurtful when you do what's right.
• Can God lie?
• Genetic Engineering, and How We Can Survive
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• Can you play Backstreet Boys?
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• Thanks Louis, now I can wear jeans!
• You can only watch as his heart is coaxed from his chest to his sleeve
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• Canned Heat (user)
• What can infants see?
• Can You Take Me Back
• The alien zombies are coming. I can feel it in my bones.
• Come the Rapture, Can I have your Car?
• she can scream so loud you'll be looking for your ears on the floor
• Can I tell you how much I want to smoke you, like this cigarette?
• The Navigator can not assist with Giving Birth
• I hope they kill me while I'm standing here, so I can die happy.
• Weather can be pretty, yet so damaging. Sort of like some men I know
• Can God create a boulder so large He can't have anal sex with it?
• We celebrate the holidays when we can. In the ways we can afford to.
• You can complain about athlete salaries all you want, but my voicemail is still empty.
• On a clear day you can see more than you want to
• Can it still be a good luck charm if it's something you stole?
• You mean she can
• Can I use my manhood as a weapon?
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• What is an "online pet" and can I actually raise one?
• How long can you dance in the endzone?
• You need a license to have a dog, but any idiot can have a child
• A House Divided Against Itself Cannot Stand
• How can God allow evil to exist?
• you can't change the world, but you can change the facts
• You can judge a movie by its poster
• We smoke cloves because we can
• NODE OR DIE! Can you do any less?
• A toad can die of light!
• I can share anything with you, and you don't mind
• Two Can Play That Game
• You can take the mall out of the ghetto, but you can't take the ghetto out of the mall
• CAN bus
• With this plant I can take on the world
• Thousands of aerosol cans
• Can anyone bring me some Shazbot?!
• Money can't buy happiness but the lack of it can cause a lot of misery
• Nothing bad can happen to you in your sleep
• Current technology can give us super powers
• GammaGirl, Nothing can slow her down
• As silly and ambitious as I can imagine
• Any fool can make a rule
• Garbage can taxon
• but with words we can create anything
• If you can fool yourself then that becomes true for you.
• canned laughter
• Amazing what you can do with a paperclip and a snapped elastic band
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• Damn beer can taste exceptional some times!
• I can neither confirm or deny these charges
• Never trust anything that can think for itself
• The Old Tin Can Man
• Only Jesus can judge me
• beer can dress
• What can we expect from the aliens?
• Playing the guitar can cause RSI
• News We Can Use
• Can I get a sketch?
• Any function can be represented as the sum of an even function and an odd one
• How razorback-jumping frogs can level six piqued gymnasts!
• Canned vodka
• Knowledge can never be certain
• A Machine that can only Dream of You
• if you haven't learned your lesson from reading this, you can only learn it the hard way
• Advise you to purr soft and look humble--if you can.
• the morning snowdrops fall like dew in the sunlight and fill my heart with their icy cold and all i can think about is you
• Every time that I tell her that I love her, I can taste my own hypocrisy
• We can see everything as it truly is, except things we hold dear
• Singing in the mountains where nobody can hear you
• happy as a clam or a lark or as happy as Pacino can be
• Can we still like each other knowing the worst about each other?
• Life is not always fair, but you can be
• Any poet can be a computer. Any computer can be a poet.

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