Times at a standstill, she's to blame
tells him Vicky’s her name
Jane Doe better suits her frame
She can't be worth a walk of shame?
She knows the small talks all the same
In five minutes he gave it all away
Checkmate, the only thing to say
Would the waiter be a better play?
He can't be worth a walk of shame?
An atmosphere fragile as clay
Another hour with her, and he'll begin to pray
In a manner only an atheist could frame
Will another glass get things underway?
She can't be worth a walk of shame.
Inspiring as a rainy day
Nothing to do, nothing to say
Like Bill Murray in Groundhog Day
A rat in a cage, her role to play
He can’t be worth a walk of shame
Peering at the stranger who caught his eye
At a table not to far behind
A wink, a gesture is all he needs
To get him crawling on his knees
She can't be worth a walk of shame
She motion's to the waiter
To get him close, to slip
A dirty note in his coat
Telling her date, if it's all the same
He's not worth a walk of shame