Here's the stuff we found when you searched for "Misers get up early in the morning; and burglars, I am informed, get up the night before."

• I have to get up early and do laundry so I can wear something nice to the weirdo sex club
• Get Up and Bar the Door
• The Freshman up at Yale get no tail
• Get Up, Jack! John, Sit Down!
• Having gotten myself into a position where I can have my cake and eat it too, I feel no compulsion to get up from the table
• Worker Ant and what the kids get up to these days
• A pretty sky just gets me wound up, and my head starts pounding. The city doesn't need a sky.
• Help! I'm noding and I can't get up!
• Get Up, Stand Up
• Get it up
• The nail that sticks up gets hammered down
• I get up from my sleeping spot
• How to get people to clean up their core dumps
• Everybody Get Up
• We like to get together on the weekends and beat up evildoers
• Having gotten myself into a position where I can have my cake and eat it too, I feel a strong compulsion to get up from the table
• The ones with their priorities straight don't know how to get what they want, and the ones who get what they want have messed up priorities.
• People who get worked up about misspelling Colombia
• How to get your stuff voted up
• Fall Down Seven Times Get Up Eight
• The Get Up Kids
• I've fallen and I can't get up!
• We get tangled up like wires
• Why post a write-up? (e2poll)
• I get knocked down, but I get up again
• Go get your wings, the rain is letting up
• Don't get up. The rain is warm and we are waterproof.
• We All Get Old, But We Never Grow Up
• I should ask my barber where he gets his hair cut, then go there and slowly make my way up the chain
• I sealed up my future where he could not get it.
• Jack Gets Up
• Love lives in honesty, yet we get all dressed up and move in darkness.
• I may be lying in the gutter, but I am looking up at the stars
• Wake Me Up Before You Go Go
• How to get a good night's sleep
• Books to read before you give up on sci-fi
• We like to stay up late at night
• I am not making this up
• I sucked a lot of cock to get where I am
• People have fucked up before
• I feel the way bank robbers must feel before they go out on that last job that ends up getting them all killed. That is to say, optimistic.
• as you get older, a lot falls away. but i am not here to tell you not to worry. i am here to give you tools.
• I woke up this morning with a dog in my house.
• Some nights, I lie in my bed and stare up at the stars...
• anemotis's morning wake up call
• I know you're up there. I am but a discontented symbol birthed from the blood of your terrible pen.
• Anybody who gets married before the age of 25 scares me a little
• Sobering up before going to bed
• I hope I get old before I die.
• Eat your dreams, before they get cold.
• I'll get us a hotel room for the night
• I could grow up to become the soft ineffectual synthesis of untold compromises that I am today
• Getting up on a Saturday morning
• Up All Night
• silently traversing a window to find oneself in the wet night, staring up
• Woke up this morning, blues all round my bed
• Sun Comes Up, It's Tuesday Morning
• I set the alarm clock anyway, knowing I would be up all night
• up all night on DXM
• I am the child with her nose pressed up against the window.
• I am going to try to figure out a way to get into your cunt castle
• i am always searching. like a plant, i thirst forever. i cannot get enough of the light.
• i have messed up. i am a horrible person.
• I am an impediment. I am here to get in your way.
• That twinge of terror that hits before you get under the covers
• The night I saw a man get his head blown off
• they tell you to be your true self. to never give up on who you are. they don't know who i am.
• Quick, put your shirt back on before the cop gets here
• I'm with Suneeta this evening, last time before we get engaged
• Forgive me for who I am when I wake up
• What gets us out of bed in the morning
• Books to read before you give up on crime fiction
• I hope I die before I get old
• Waking up is nice for those first few moments before you remember who and what you are.
• Books to read before you give up on fantasy
• How to get rid of spiders before they get rid of YOU
• Up early for court
• The early bird gets the worm
• choke me in the shallow water before I get too deep
• The early worm gets the bird
• I acted unprofessionally at work today in order to get home early to node!
• But I've said it before and I'll say it again: kneecaps only exist to get hit with claw-hammers; grace only exists to be fallen from.
• We must get there before dark, follow me
• I am going to beat up Reel Big Fish
• Every morning when I wake up, I feel guilty for all the things I have ever been
• Guide to getting up in the morning
• Tied up tight, like a bride on her wedding night
• When I woke up this morning, I thought I was a parallelogram. I still have a sneaking suspicion.
• When I woke up this morning I had no regrets - I felt no shame
• we wake up every morning and train to jump into the sun
• Last night I dreamed about television. I woke up crying.
• Somebody told me a story. It was pretty but boring. It was Saturday night, my stories usually end up that way.
• How to stay up all night if you've been up all day
• We woke up one morning and fell a little further down
• Human Craig gets morning sickness
• they look up at the same night sky, they fill their heart with the same dreams, and they are infused with the breath of life by the same almighty creator
• I felt a need for some excitement tonight, so I drove up and down random streets yelling "I am one with the flying cows!" at regular intervals
• Waking up at 7:00 am to hear your cat puking
• Get under the bed
• Get hip
• Archived E2 FAQ: Source Code (document)
• Get a break
• Get In Shape Girl
• Traffic lights that don't stay green long enough for everyone waiting to get through
• The Universe always gets the first move
• get mine
• The second mouse gets the cheese
• I turn my back for a second, and Erica gets married twice
• Christians don't believe that "being good" gets anyone into Heaven
• I never get mail
• Get off the gun
• Get a real computer!
• Get rich quick
• good reasons to get an education
• get off
• I get more done after midnight than most people do all day
• get with the program
• No One Here Gets Out Alive
• D.R. & Quinch get Drafted
• Get around
• Get a valentine
• Get a tail
• Get hit with the blocks
• Get hit with
• Get the finger put on
• Get hours
• 15 will get you 20
• It's not paranoia if everyone's out to get you
• Get out the crying towel
• get a clue
• Craving a smoke
• When in doubt, get horizontal
• Get Real
• Get your filthy hands off my desert
• Now I know why I get the urge to kill her
• The feeling you get when you hold someone's hand
• How to get in touch with your feminine side
• Get on the Bus
• An angel gets its wings
• Get off the nut
• Get over the self-absorbed "I'll never sell out" rhetoric
• Let's Get Killed
• Get Smart
• Get used to it
• Get the fuck out of my office
• get well card
• I feel disillusionment creeping up on me like the day after a 21st birthday. A deep sigh of shallow disappointment.
• Get a grindstone and sharpen it
• Get a fat lip
• Get a bit chopped
• The soul gets growing pains, too
• Get a load of

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