A condition resulting from over-indulgence in carbohydate
drops. The ones with the disclaimer on the pack
EXCESS CONSUMPTION MAY HAVE A LAXATIVE EFFECT
.. that you didn't notice until you'd guzzled half of them.
At present, the jury is out as to whether this is a debilitating or beneficial condition. Sure, you shit more. But it smells mintily good, thus making embarrassing work-poo or school-poo moments a thing of the past.