Findings:
- Screw UNIX, I'm just going to smoke pot and eat Cheetos for the rest of my life
- I'm Going Crazy
- I'm not going to simplify things just so they can fit inside your mind. You don't deserve that.
- Maybe I'm naive but this type of website bugs me
- Fuck you I'm going to write poetry about your city
- When the aliens attack my workplace, I'm going to be so damn READY
- It's so crazy it just might work
- I'm not Australian, I just hate Jay Leno
- It is safe to say that I'm going to get my payback if he is anything like me.
- I'm going to have to ask you to leave
- i'm just a girl
- going crazy
- I'm going to kill you
- How to say "I'm crazy"
- I'm a crazy old lady all hopped-up on Estrogen pills
- I'm a crazy old lady whose ex-husband bought himself a Soloflex for my birthday
- I'm going to the moon
- I'm going to miss the squirrels
- I'm Going to Go Back There Someday
- I just submit to one or two days of horror for going out and playing at being a normal functioning person
- Marvellous, I'm probably going to be eaten by a wild boar
- I'm not going to fire a 2 million dollar missile at a 10 dollar empty tent and hit a camel in the butt
- (I'm just a) Love Machine
- Don't Sit Next to Me, Just Because I'm Gay
- That's just crazy talk
- All in all, I'm just another brick in the wall
- I'm no saviour. I'm just a nut with a baseball bat.
- just because i'm out on the balcony doesn't mean i'm about to jump
- I'm not doing it just to be weird
- Someday soon, I'm going to save you from your life
- Crazy People Always Think I'm the Sweetest Guy
- I swear I'm not crazy
- Realizing just as the drunken brawl gets going that this time, *you* are the asshole
- oh God, i'm going to regret this one
- I'm Not Going to Lie to You
- One day, I'm going to get rid of it all
- I Am Slowly Going Crazy
- if you don't stop laughing I'm going to pour Mountain Dew on your bed
- I'm going to assume you know why that's stupid and move on
- I'm just reading it for the articles
- The world is bleak and horrible and depressing, so I'm going to set it on fire and laugh
- I'm going to be a programmer!
- I'm angry, and tired, and sad, and I just don't want to deal with it right now, so fuck off
- I'm not a dyke just 'cause I shaved my head, but if it keeps certain people away, fuckin' A right on
- Just great, I'm actually a coward
- I'm so sorry. I just couldn't not.
- I'm Just Me (user)
- Just because I say Happy Hanukkah doesn't mean I'm Jewish
- I just don't need help losing things; I'm good enough at that on my own
- She's the main attraction, I'm just the recording device
- I'm not scared of dying, I just don't want to.
- Prolific? Maybe. It could just be the mania.
- I'm just saying, keep an eye on anyone named "Angrus McMurderstab"
- I'm just sayin'.
- Don't assume that just because I'm gay, all I want is sex
- this is how i'm going to die.
- Study, study, study, but maybe just to learn
- The winter chill reminds those of us closer to our end than our beginning that maybe, just maybe, safety isn't the primary goal in a life that will certainly end in death.
- I'm sparkin like a match that's never going out
- I'm going to Disneyland
- How can I talk about love when the bacon is burned and the house is an absolute mess and the children are screaming their heads off and I'm going to miss my bus?
- From now on, any ordinary knowledge is no longer going to satisfy you, I'm afraid
- I enjoy slacking. Does that mean I'm going to Hell?
- Help! I'm going to have sex
- I'm Going Straight to Heaven
- I'm mad as hell and I'm not going to take it anymore
- I'm going to do something stupid if I don't get laid
- And if I don't die or worse I'm going to need a nap
- I'm going to take five of those six exclamation points and drive them into the soft flesh under your fingernails
- I'm going to run out of hints to drop
- I don't like your reality, I'm going to make my own
- I'm Going Home
- I'm going to love you like the undead woe their graves, crave the living.
- Stay there. I'm going to get my gun.
- finding my way back to sanity again, though I don't really know what I'm going to do when I get there
- You're voting this sucka down now, but I'm going to laugh
- I'm going to paint a number 7.
- when i get my shit together i'm going to rule this town
- I am just going outside and may be some time.
- This is the last letter I'm going to not send you
- What's the point of having doors if you're just going to give away keys?
- HI, I'M GEORGE ZIMMER, OWNER AND CEO OF THE MEN'S WAREHOUSE. YOU'LL NEVER GUESS WHAT I'M GOING TO DO.
- If you don't know, I'm not going to tell you
- I'm just so tired of waking up all alone
- I'm not PMS-ing, I am just hormonally imbalanced
- Just because I like ballet it doesn't mean I'm a poof
- I'm just realizing, at 20 years of age, that I enjoy classical music
- I'm just a collection of electrons
- I'm not really a secretary; I just play one at work.
- I'm sorry I was speeding, officer, but I really have to get to the hospital
- I'm tired of all this, I just wanted the damned E2 Poster (document)
- I'm not shy, I'm just not an obnoxious ass
- I'm just sayin'
- I'm just here for the candy
- Just because I'm black doesn't mean I can rap
- Don't assume that just because I'm promiscuous, all I want is sex
- They think I'm crazy, but I know it's real
- I'm just a bill
- So I'm wrestling with the demoness while the priest is trying not to soil his vestments, and Faust is just sitting there like an idiot
- Crazy Is Just Like Anything Else
- She just stares at us like we're crazy
- If you EVER come across an empty floor, just know that I'm gonna fuck you up.
- i'm just sitting here worrying
- I'm just guessing
- i might look like a grown person, but i'm just a tiny confused scientist
- Could you spare some change or maybe just a smile?
- i'm just a bunch of stolen parts?
- I keep thinking I'm so tough but I rarely care enough to prove it. So am I really tough then? Or does every dog just have its day?
- I'm not lonely, I'm just alone.
- Just because I'm nice to her doesn't mean I want to fuck her
- Don't Sit Next to Me Just Because I'm Asian
- I'm going to be a Dad
- Maybe the Amish are just retired time travelers
- Maybe she's just pieces of me you've never seen
- Maybe That's Just As It Should Be
- I'm Going Slightly Mad
- One Crazy Summer
- Crazy
- The Crazy World of Arthur Brown
- Shine on You Crazy Diamond
- Crazy People
- Crazy Ivan
- yellow crazy ant
- Driving Myself Crazy
- Crazy Train
- Maybe once, maybe twice
- That Crazy Guy!
- When I read about crazy women, I find it hard to discern
- Like minded so you must be crazy
- Mumble something crazy
- Crazy Eights
- crazy carl (user)
- My inability to effectively express my thoughts is driving me crazy
- How to Tell if That Person on the Bus is Crazy
- Crazy Walking Cravings
- Crazy mixed up kids who stopped living and became zombies
- Crazy old guy who shouts Bible passages
- Crazy On You
- Why are there so many crazy people on the Internet?
- Crazy Burger
- Crazy Horse Malt Liquor
- One kind of crazy
- Crazy Taxi 3
- Crazy Monkey
- Crazy House
- The crazy things we do to keep ourselves sane
- Love is a strange and multifaceted fuckton of crazy
- Smart Went Crazy
- Crazy Frog
- Boy Crazy 69 (user)
- Nothing like a crazy uncle to look up to
- crazy nick (user)
- crazy nick91 (user)
- Crazy Johnny & The Evil Genius
- crazy person (user)
- crazy site (user)
- What's Going On
- Where are you going?
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