Findings:

• Baptist jokes
• Baptist fear of dancing
• And that's why we don't have sex in the nose
• I don't want to risk endangering the cheap, meaningless sex we have
• Do not have sex with horses. Seriously, don't.
• So you don't have to
• Dogs don't have souls, so it doesn't matter
• I don't have a thing to wear!
• I have a punklin and you don't
• Sex in a small car
• We don't have what we need because we can't stop wanting
• You don't have any real problems
• E2 FAQ: Why Don't I Have Votes Today? (node_forward)
• We read your mail so you don't have to
• A reason to drink
• Take it til you make it, break it if you have to, but don't ever fake it.
• Can God create a boulder so large He can't have anal sex with it?
• My finger can point to the moon, but my finger is not the moon. You don't have to become my finger, nor do you have to worship my finger. You have to forget my finger, and look at where it is pointing.
• You don't have to remember my name
• Don't assume that just because I'm promiscuous, all I want is sex
• If you don't have anything to say, don't say anything
• The mighty have fallen, and I don't feel too good myself
• I am letting myself down so you don't have to
• Don't ever lie. If you lie to your friends, they won't trust you, and you'll have nothing, and you'll never be safe.
• You make yourself lonely even though you don't have to
• I don't have any secrets. Now ask me if I have any lies.
• You have had sex with all the people your partner has had sex with
• Ex sex
• "Of course humans aren't intelligent. They don't even have glurbleflukers. If you can't glurblefluke, you're not sentient."
• Or he'll just kick me in the face and scream abstract noises and dance around outside in his underwear and have sex with the neighbor's dog and try to fly by jumping off the toilet
• Help! I'm going to have sex
• You don't have to catch me. You don't need to bring me back.
• Archived E2 FAQ: Why Don't I Have Votes Today? (document)
• You don't always have to disagree, or agree for that matter
• Don't defile my sex
• 2001: Why don't we have HAL?
• Thank god I don't have to make my living passing out bogus petitions
• If I don't care, I don't have to hurt
• I have dreadlocks and I don't know where the pot is
• I have a Shaymus and you don't.
• No, I don't have channel 11
• or maybe a calm voice, that accent you don't think you have
• Badgers? We ain't got no badgers. We don't need no badgers. I don't have to show you any stinking badgers!
• A lot of houses don't even have anyone to board them up.
• You Don't Have To Say You Love Me
• Jesus loves you so I don't have to
• The ones with their priorities straight don't know how to get what they want, and the ones who get what they want have messed up priorities.
• Why don't urinals have stalls?
• you don't have to do this
• Animals people have sex with
• How Pac-Man and Ms. Pac-Man have sex
• i always want to go back. but i don't know if it's time yet. i have some things i have to do.
• We don't have time for this. None of us have time for any of this.
• Sex and death have both spat me out like spoiled milk for the same reason. I was not afraid.
• General sexuality newsgroup
• I have to get up early and do laundry so I can wear something nice to the weirdo sex club
• I don't have the time
• Don't assume that just because I'm gay, all I want is sex
• Guys who don't tell you they have a girlfriend
• Stoned music memories
• Cats don't have brakes
• Don't meddle in that which you have no desire to understand
• When you have a trip planned, but don't go, you need to cancel your reservations
• I don't have a life; Everyone else wants to live my life for me
• Don't feel comfortable with girls? Have a daughter.
• Don't take sex too seriously
• I don't have a postmodern condition; I've always been like this
• Relax. Don't worry. Have a homebrew.
• I don't even have the energy to kill myself
• You don't have to be a vegetarian to like vegetarian food
• I don't have a problem with Biblical Literalism, it's Christians I can't stand
• If you don't play pinochle, you must have married in
• I don't have a soul. But something still hurts.
• Living well is only the best revenge if they don't have a fuckable sibling
• Reason #57 Why I Don't Have Children
• I don't have a television set
• Why don't I have votes today?
• I Don't Need to Have Children, I Date Them
• if you don't have anything nice to say, a rose still smells as sweet
• WE DON'T HAVE STARBUCKS ASSHOLE
• i call my phone and i check my messages, but i don't have any messages
• Songs Hazelnut Listened To So You Don't Have To
• Books Hazelnut Read So You Don't Have To (category)
• You don't know what you have until it's gone
• I don't have a problem with Christians, it's Biblical Literalism I can't stand
• My soul is in a million pieces. I tried to collect most of them, but some are missing, and the ones I have don't fit together anymore. Feel free to take a piece or two.
• i am a seedling. i don't even understand how much i have yet to learn.
• You haven't seen it and you don't understand. I have malice. I have cruelty. The little fire that's always been inside me isn't so little anymore.
• We don't have time. Not like they do.
• If you don't know how to make a mu, you have no business measuring quantities that small.
• you don't have to eat your dinner but you pay for your plate
• you don't have to erase it, you just have to let it go
• And that's why I won't have sex with you
• Sex with a chicken
• You don't even have a chance of being happy if you can't let shit go.
• I'm scared. I don't have a name.
• Don't want sex, be sexual
• Being solicited for sex by people who don't even know your gender
• Of course I'll love you forever, provided we have sex right now
• Hello, my name is... Would you like to have sex?
• How to have lesbian sex
• Everyone wants to have sex with Batman
• How does the Military Selective Service Act apply to individuals who have had a sex change?
• Weird shit you tend you have sex with while in the forest
• Two virgins about to have sex
• If they can get you asking the wrong questions, they don't have to worry about answers.
• Ernie and Bert are not gay. They're puppets. They don't even have legs.
• Dogs are for wimps who don't have the guts to bite people themselves
• Don't Eat the Yellow Snow
• don't care
• Real Men Don't Eat Quiche
• Don't
• I don't know
• Don't Crush that Dwarf, Hand Me the Pliers
• Don't touch that dial
• Don't Look Back
• Guns don't kill people. Wait, guns do kill people.
• I Don't Like Mondays
• Don't Sit Next to Me Just Because I'm Asian
• Americans don't speak English
• Please don't throw me in the briar patch!
• We don't need no education
• Don't Tug on Superman's Cape
• Charlie Don't Surf
• Friends don't let friends drive drunk
• Don't give up
• Don't Bet Your Money on de Shanghai
• Mountain Don't
• Boys Don't Cry
• I know there are other fish in the sea but I don't want them
• Don't be sexist. Broads hate that.
• Show, don't tell
• I don't want to fall so easily
• Don't answer your phone for the next thirty-five minutes
• I don't want children
• Why don't you drink?
• Don't blame Columbine on computer games
• Don't Think Twice, It's All Right
• Don't beat around the bush
• Why I don't like my fellow Asian youth
• Don't Whiz on the Electric Fence
• I don't see like you
• If you can't spell, you're an idiot. "Original ideas" don't come from idiots.
• People who don't smoke will never die
• Don't Drink the Water
• The thing your aunt gave you which you don't know what it is
• Why don't men shave?
• don't comment on my looks
• (Don't display in "New Writeups")
• Don't judge a book by its cover
• I Don't Like Monkeys
• Don't stop. You can sleep when you're dead.
• Don't call me white
• "Don't die to go to heaven, start in on Doctor Pepper and end up on whiskey!!"
• Don't do that then!
• Don't drink through straws on a date
• Don't settle for no damn coupon which they'll try to pass off to you
• Don't be sexy. I said stop that.
• People who don't capitalize their I's
• There is despair, Mr. President, in faces you don't see, in the places you don't visit in your shining city
• Don't piss here
• Just don't expect me to understand
• Don't Block the Box
• I’ve stepped in many things but sex is a new one
• programs that don't compile
• Why don't you dream anymore?
• customers don't trust me
• Things you don't want to hear from your bank
• Throw your hands (up) in the air, (and) wave them all around like you (just) don't care
• Parents don't understand the new economy
• Why some guys don't pick up on hints from women
• don't take a pill to feel the funk
• Don't put magnets next to the monitor
• Don't look a gift horse in the mouth
• why coding, bash and IRC don't mix
• Employees don't cheat customers...
• Why I don't use the phrase "African-American"

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