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• She was most amazed by the obvious, like January and the fact that I could not possibly keep her.
• before the internet when teen had REAL relationship the boy could look at the girl and judge the diameter of her thorax with his feelers and determine whether the mating ritual could commence but NO MORE. evil woman use her computer sorcery
• She asked me to copy my poem into her notebook
• The emotion on her face was always the one that she was feeling in her heart
• Wouldn't it be nice if I could forget her
• When I look into her eyes, I no longer care about what the world thinks. This is what it feels like to be alive.
• She asked me to read her a poem
• I told her I could read her mind, but she didn't believe me. I could tell.
• Wouldn't it be nice if I could remember her
• Her perception of how gorgeous she is will be evident in her lack of movement during sex
• she gave her heart to a falling star
• i gave her my heart. she gave me a pen.
• She smokes. It wraps around her wrists and clings to her neck.
• I could tell by all of her dead house plants
• Wouldn't it be nice if I could remember her as a firework
• The Dancefloor is our Mother. Her heart beats at 125 BPM.
• She thought about giving him her heart
• All the while he was talking she was thinking what his whiskers would feel like on the back of her neck
• I gave her my heart, she tore it apart, and who gives a fart.
• I come home, she lifted up her wings. I guess that this must be the place.
• I don't think she even knows that I make her smile
• Some nights, alone, he thinks of her, and some nights, alone, she thinks of him
• Her self image was not the force field she imagined it to be
• I could hear her thoughts
• I haven't seen her in a month. She is still beautiful.
• she left her handwriting all over the calendar
• To her secret heart
• how many bird nests would be made from her lovely hair
• woman and her husband
• I don't want to set the world on fire. I just want to start a flame in her heart.
• One day I wrote her name upon the strand
• Her hips made waves against his shore
• She ties regrets around her fingers like forget-me-knots
• I don't think I would want to date her now, anyway
• I gave her two daisies. This is how I met your mother.
• She plugs her tears in the way you'd keep a dam from breaking
• She is the queen of accidental magic. Her used kleenexes, taken by the wind, become soulful ghosts.
• What's she gonna look like with a chimney on her?
• When she woke up, her hands were still dreaming
• Wanting only to be the honeysuckle to her butterfly
• she doesn't write, doesn't tell you stories, but somehow it's her words that spring to mind at those crucial, terrifying moments, and for that you are eternally grateful
• river, in all his innocent beauty and home in hers
• I met her today, the girl I used to be
• She asked me if I loved her and I showed her the tattoo
• She was the prettiest, loveliest cat at the ball and she had upon her fine gilded whiskers.
• She flies with her own wings
• About the things you could not show her
• echoes of her glisten in your eyes; i also tear but without linger
• The portion of her face she allows me to see
• She is so beautiful, I gave up Nihilism for her
• She does not take her trip. She does not shout out loud.
• Shelley Breedlove and her rare identical quadruplets
• I don't like her because she won't like me
• And she, with her beautiful words and such a fire burning inside
• You can play with my ex-girlfriend, but treat her like the lady that she is.
• My preconceived view of perfection could not accommodate her.
• if you fear spells, look away when she decides to share her hair with the wind.
• She Will Have Her Way
• You put a hand on her hip, she permits it.
• She is willing to attempt to retrieve the data. Go with her.
• Her eyes were gray like a storm, and even more dangerous
• I would have attempted to draw her if she had stayed that way.
• A dose of mystery slipped into her cocktail while she was in the ladies' room
• Things I've learned from living with an unwed mother and her two small children
• My mother in her tiny combat boots
• The Saran Wrap Dominatrix and Her Cellophane Bondage Slave
• If I'd have shot her when I met her, I'd be out of jail by now.
• Her grief is still too young to behave itself, so she never lets it out
• She does not rustle but her flesh has the moonlit shade of a silver birch
• beauty is invented, but it is also personified, and I know this because I have met her
• She found her bliss between the headphones, and pursed her lips.
• Her smile could light up a three-story building
• She calls him Sugarcane. He calls her Hurricane.
• I don't think I was rude to her, just cold and curt
• And her heart stopped beating.
• The Cook, The Thief, His Wife and Her Lover
• My mother wants her mother to die
• He breaks her heart on a daily basis
• Anyone could know just by watching her silent moves
• serene. She sips her tea
• I don't tell her these things, and she doesn't ask
• In a quiet grove of pines under a frosty sky, he helped her out of the sack. She wore severe white hospital pajamas and was beautiful.
• She who leaves men as flaming wrecks in the ditch on the side of the road in her wake, yea, even submarines
• I think I fell in love with her right then and right there
• so that all her children will be adventurers in light
• she had already found her party
• He touched her once and she turned into a golden creature. He never touched her again.
• Since she whom I lov'd hath paid her last debt
• The Lark and Her Young Ones
• Come out of her, my people, that ye be not partakers of her sins, and that ye receive not of her plagues.
• At night, her eyes closed, she would
• When she sleeps, is she not moving her legs aside for an unknown garrison?
• Veronica loves manipulating her vagina until she explodes
• If you loved her, you'd be home by now
• As the band laughed, her finger traced his spine, and he folded into her
• She practices her speech
• His 'N' Hers
• she lit her thumb on fire
• Because I still love her, because I know she still loves me.
• I think I've forgiven her
• Susan Goldman, who has cervical cancer, is partly thankful as she braces herself but changes her mind as she's sprayed with burning jet fuel.
• She said, while hugging a bowl of turnips close to her bosom
• His hand speaks a foreign language to her ribs.
• A girl I know had her jaw wired shut, and she vomited.
• She disappeared as if he had only dreamed her
• Michael Moved Out to Live with His Bitch & Her Dog
• She is the sea. Above her, he is thunder.
• Nothing could possibly be more satisfactory!
• waiting for his arms to fold like wings around her
• My friend is dating someone who likes him far more than he likes her
• She Called in Her Soul to Come and See
• She nicknamed her vagina "Crusty"
• She keeps her lies everywhere
• She, the Last Leviathan. She, the Station Agent. Chin on her Palm, she Watches Every Departure.
• do not look upon her; you shall be blinded
• She gets caught in the little world beneath her sheets
• What do girls think about guys when they catch guys staring at their breasts, but the guy is actually trying to read her shirt?
• She knows no truth except her own.
• She said her father died of cancer in the sixties
• If her secrets spilled from her eyes into his
• why she makes her wishes at 7:07
• A really good sandwich that ideath could make to take to work with her
• They walk around her like she is in danger of breaking
• If only I could get into her head
• She wears her failed relationships like a shield
• It happened to everyone else; she swore it wouldn't to her
• If you could see her through my eyes
• She was a committed romantic and an anarcha-feminist. This was hard for her because it meant she couldn't blow up beautiful buildings.
• Her face could make the ocean ache
• This entire place is digging a grave for her
• Her hand on my heart
• Things to consider if you think someone might be dead
• crystal eats her grilled cheese sandwiches with ketchup hearts
• Her heart is in little tiny pieces that are going to blow away.
• Is this the world of her heart?
• I dug my claws in her heart
• The sad thing is, if you get her you'll be sick of her in a year
• licking at her broken heart
• She sat in virginal white, eyes closed, with only her face in rose
• She was never mine. I always shared her.
• Sometimes the apathy she saw made her want to curl up and cry
• Would you like to penetrate her shell, insinuating yourself among the pages of the books she is reading?
• His and Her Circumstances
• At her mirror, his muse
• Her innocence fell. She kicked at it some, frowned, and left it there because it was beautiful.
• An incomplete poem in her head
• She grew a little older, while he was telling her
• Anna and her Mother: spinning me in circles
• Lucy Thinks Ricky Is Trying to Murder Her
• The one the queen keeps her eye on
• Kitty interrupts his murky float with the nail gun splash of her stiletto song
• She was inside the music, with her eyes closed
• She Will Have Her Way: The Songs Of Tim & Neil Finn
• She always was devious in her beauty
• I don't think of her
• the way she wears her weary
• She opened her eyes, looked at a world made entirely of white light
• It is her name that I think of when I think about being in love.
• it was just as if she held her breath for 82 years
• His ex-wife was so frigid, her clitoris was only the tip of the iceberg.
• while she sleeps, i write myself into her life
• Her heart's too real to not have its own beat
• How to test if your mother REALLY has eyes in the back of her head
• I set my sister up with her husband, and all I got was this great dress and a trip to Hawaii
• does she need to touch her own face to know?
• She opened her eyes and spoke in a very normal voice, just as if she were sane
• She bruised her knee. This is how we met.
• How to be strong for her, when all you want is to depend on her
• She picked herself up, wiping away at her dignity
• She didn't wave goodbye so much as slightly raise her hand
• She was so quiet that nobody heard her
• The papier-mâché dinosaur in her mother's toolshed, and its fateful escape
• A rope to hang her, mother, a rope to hang her
• i kissed her one last time, then walked out of her life forever
• little pieces of her tragically poetic attempts at being loved that she was startlingly aware of, today
• Robert Lionel Fanthorpe fills up the word count in a science fiction novel: she brushed her teeth
• I have what I believe to be a photo of Olympia Dukakis in her underwear in 1977

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