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• You find yourself being chased not only by the bad guys, but also by what should be the good guys
• your chances of being killed by a frog are low BUT NEVER ZERO
• Tell me a story about a burro, standing atop a mesa, surrounded by a flock of geese, being fed by a weathered old man wearing nothing but a Jimmy hat
• In the movie of his life, the part of Keanu Reeves will be played by a block of wood, and the critics will pan it for being too expressive
• and my heart sings of cupboards opening by rainbow seashore but
• The reluctant backpacker's guide to being hit by lightning
• They know me not by name, but numbers
• I'm being eaten by a boa constrictor
• The lonely ones will find each other by the heat of their bodies
• I am an adventurer not by choice, but by fate
• judge a captain not by his shipwrecks, but by whether or not he blames the sea
• The Sightless find Their way by the Warmth
• Guide to determining if you are constantly being mauled by bears
• Being pulled over by the cops for speeding
• The Lovecraftian compulsion to keep noding even as one is being devoured by EDB
• being beaten into an unhealthy state by other people's pasts
• Being rejected by someone you really respect
• Being solicited for sex by people who don't even know your gender
• Notes on ruining the beauty of barren places by being there
• So says the preacher man, but... I don't go by what he says
• Not really by the rules, but...
• only by consuming pieces of one another can beings such as we exist
• For every rich man who tries to leave this world for a better one with his fancy tomb surrounded by mourners, there are many more who perish alone in the cold, forgotten by all but God.
• Being betrayed by one's own body
• How to find out if ANY number is divisible by eleven
• Accidental death odds
• When being chased by CIA trainees, don't mention Belgium to the waffle house physicist
• The monsters of the past will be long forgotten by the time the general populace is ever forgiven
• Your job is to find kitten. This task is complicated by the existence of various things which are not kitten.
• How to avoid being urinated upon by your baby boy
• Ruminations on being run over by a dump truck
• Hunted by a Freak
• Entranced by the bitter harmony of your lips, I gaze beyond reason to find the oasis of your ruptured soul.
• Loneliness is but a myth dispelled by you
• Hurt the team by beating yourself
• Music that is either by the Sonic Youth or by some band that is ripping off the Sonic Youth, but you can't tell which
• If you become lucid, you realize history's greatest literature was being written as you read it ...by yourself.
• Despite being surrounded by perverts, I manage to have a great time
• i can't fit it all in but by god, i will keep trying
• I always imagine those surrounded by time, but I walk on top of it.
• The Wild Colonials
• So then I tried staring into the abyss, but it got distracted by a weasel and ditched me
• Butt's Twelve by Pies
• Pounded In The Butt By My Book "Pounded In The Butt By My Own Butt"
• having you by the short hairs
• every horse can be tamed by someone. but they don't always live at the same time.
• The dubious distinction of being criticized from the left by the Ku Klux Klan
• on being hit by lightning
• He makes me feel alone just by being there
• Being licked to death by kittens
• The relative risk of being attacked by a shark
• Being tickled in the neck by a girl you know a little bit
• Problems that go away by themselves come back by themselves
• Gays don't need us heteros to propagate gay stereotypes; they're doing just fine by themselves
• Learning by doing
• The set of decimal representations of numbers divisible by 17 is regular
• on the occasion of the city having fallen to the forces of evil, and there being no hope left among the people
• Measuring time by setting fire to various things
• Murder by Death
• Attack by Stratagem
• Persecutions suffered by the Quakers
• Standing by my bed
• Saved by the Bell
• People referred to by three initials
• A Book about Me, by Me Myself
• Call by name
• I love you, I want you, but you are a cruel monster
• Destruction of the Phoenicians by Rome
• paid by the word
• inspiration by misreading
• Bill Gates is a character owned by Microsoft Corporation
• The Unreasonable Effectiveness of Mathematics
• This music crept by me upon the waters
• Man Getting Hit by Football
• By the skin of my teeth
• Exit, pursued by a bear
• I was discovered by scientists, what will they call me?
• virgin by choice
• Songs destroyed by use in television advertising
• Laws Regarding Epilepsy and Driving, By State
• "A Story," by Everythingians
• Old chestnut: divisible by two through 10
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• Boston sports fans and their teams: A brief but angsty perspective
• She is a night of dark trees, but he who is not afraid of her darkness will find banks full of roses under her cypresses
• clue by four
• Call now, operators are standing by.
• Dividing by zero
• by definition
• Call by reference
• North by Northwest
• Everything: Written and Edited by The World
• Justification by faith
• The Attack by Fire
• Live by the sword, die by the arrow
• Guided by Voices
• alcohol by volume
• seduction by grammar (user)
• The change of Philomel, by the barbarous king
• trial by ordeal
• By the power of Grayskull!
• By The Light Of The Silvery Moon
• cheek by jowl
• go by the board
• Go by hand
• I got jacked by the FBI, CNN and amazon.com
• integration by parts
• RFC 602
• The logical inclination to hate shoe stores: A Study In Progress By Avoiding the Unavoidable
• That time I was almost killed by scary cult children
• Naughty by Nature
• Leadership by Example
• Guilt by Association Law
• trial by fire
• Connection reset by peer
• Don't judge a book by its cover
• action fuelled by ignorance
• Baptism by fire
• Death By Chocolate
• Grandma Got Run Over by a Reindeer
• Due to the Incompetence of our novice author, our heroine, cahla, finds herself in the wilds of Djibouti; there is no denouement in sight, but the moonlight is pretty.
• The body's alive, but no head. I'm having a lot of trouble accepting it.
• Chased by bears
• Looking like a pirate is fun but only having one eye annoys me
• design by contract
• by any means necessary
• Some Girls Wander by Mistake
• division by zero error
• Call by value
• Poetry written by teenagers
• Call by value return
• Proof by contradiction
• Down By Law
• Two nations divided by a common language
• Taking Tiger Mountain (by Strategy)
• by hand
• money-back guarantee
• Social behaviour is determined by reproductive success
• Death by Water
• Noises made by cows in different languages
• Noises made by birds in different languages
• Being Asian is rather like having large breasts
• Our obsessions almost killed me, but now here we are, talking like normal human beings
• Paradox by the Dashboard Light
• Words to live by
• Noises made by roosters in different languages
• Noises made by pigs in different languages
• Noises made by dogs in different languages

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