M R DUCKS
M R KNOT
M R SEW
C M WANGS
WHALE OIL BEEFHAWK
M R DUCKS...

Translation:
"'em are ducks."
"'em are not."
"'em are so."
"See 'em wings?"
"Well I'll be fuck..."
"'em ARE ducks..."

I'm not sure if this slogan originated in my home state, but I'd always been brought up to believe so, because many T-shirt stands on the boardwalk in Ocean City, Maryland. I'd been told that the idea came as a mockery of how people on the Chesapeake Bay talk. But since I am from the Eastern Shore, I have a soft spot for it, and every time I see an MR Ducks T-shirt I want to see if the wearer has ever been to my town.

I wonder if I'm the only one who does that, who sees a Maryland license plate and gets misty or hears the term "steamed crabs" and goes weak in the knees. I'm sure that everyone has a soft spot for their place of origin, and it was a pleasant surprise to be reminded here.

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