Findings:
- All right, I'm God now. How do I get out of this mess?
- The Manual (How to Have a Number One the Easy Way)
- I have a small penis. How can I sexually pleasure a woman?
- Of course I'll love you forever, provided we have sex right now
- Have you ever wondered how many gears a car can have? Or: My experiences with an East German vehicle
- How long do you think I'll let you keep me here?
- How can I talk about love when the bacon is burned and the house is an absolute mess and the children are screaming their heads off and I'm going to miss my bus?
- How Can You Be in Two Places at Once When You're Not Anywhere at All?
- Getting out of a traffic ticket
- How many ways can you say "ginger"?
- How many ways can you say "vinegar"?
- How many ways can you say "It's stuff made from soy"?
- so concerned with doing things the right way, we never learned how to understand
- How can an atheist have morals?
- How many geniuses have we lost this way?
- sometimes when i think about how big space is i get scared
- I have to wonder how this can be a metaphor for my life
- How can I need kisses I have never felt?
- I'll look at this in a year and wonder how I could have been so stupid
- can you change the weather? show me how the raindrops turn to lies
- How can we have a Y2K problem in a country with both Microsoft and Intel?
- Don't try to make the moment last. You can ruin it that way. Just learn to savor it and, when the time comes, learn how to let it go.
- What is it like to have a crush on someone?
- How can Poets Survive
- How razorback-jumping frogs can level six piqued gymnasts!
- How to "Have People"
- How can you still breathe?
- How to tell whether a figure can be drawn in one stroke
- How many lives could have been saved had we just said "Please" more often?
- How to have fun in post-Civil War New York
- How to eat your way around the Baltimore beltway, exit by exit: Exit 14
- How to Good-Bye Depression: If You Constrict Anus 100 Times Everyday. Malarkey? or Effective Way?
- How can a man stand when they cut off his feet?
- You can learn a lot about a person by how they act at an Airport
- Building a castle entirely out of Mountain Dew cans
- How to say "No" and have people listen
- How to have a great vacation in China without money
- Tell me how you want to die, and I'll tell you who you are
- How can a thinking, rational adult be a pandeist?
- How Evil Ways came to the innocent teachers of the Bay Area, ca. 1969
- How I insulted a Mormon, or reason #78345 I'm an Idiot
- I am no doubt moving. The question now is not where, but how. My life changes everyday. Big deal.
- How much more can we bear?
- How precious can human life be? There are six billion people on the planet!
- How we have grown apart
- Dust mop so magic she can not believe how fun it is to clean up after people
- How high can you count on your fingers?
- The "How many partners have you had" question
- The monster stares back at me. I'm still young enough to believe that, with the right shoes, I can outrun it.
- Building a rabbit trap out of two aluminum cans
- Life is material; you just have to live long enough to figure out how to use it
- no exact amounts since I have no idea how many people you feed
- How to have lesbian sex
- How high can you stack whippets?
- If you don't know how to make a mu, you have no business measuring quantities that small.
- Little Green Bibles
- How absolute are my property rights in a libertarian system?
- How to say "I'm crazy"
- How to Drive: Four Way Stops
- Show your dog some much deserved respect
- I'll keep calligraphy (you can have the flying spaghetti monster)
- How do we know dog biscuits are "now better tasting!"?
- How long can you hold your breath?
- How a 25-year-old can contract diaper rash in one fun night
- How being an irresponsible geek can kill!
- I can often think myself right into the nuthouse
- Opening a coke can with one hand
- I'm not religious, but I think I have a close relationship with God
- The volume of stuff you own is directly proportional to how far you have to move
- Sex in a small car
- How can we face these dazzling things, I ask you?
- How to tell when you have really messed up your relationship
- I'm probably the best lover I'll ever have
- How can God allow evil to exist?
- What if I had never met you? How much the poorer would my life have been.
- How do you know if you have a sinus infection?
- How to tell she's good looking
- Oh Shit. How can I take him home to Mother?
- Jobs that can drive you to the poorhouse, and how to avoid them
- How can one ever go home? Bangkok, Tokyo, Chicago, then Cleveland
- If Huey Lewis Isn't Still Cool Then How Can I Be?
- Once and somewhere far away I might have found peace, but now I can't live without this city.
- How the Republican Party can win the 2012 Presidential Election
- Can I tell you how much I want to smoke you, like this cigarette?
- Yeah I can love my fellow man; but I'm damned if I'll love yours.
- How can you sleep at night?
- How can a thinking, rational adult be a monotheist?
- i am a seedling. i don't even understand how much i have yet to learn.
- The unending hatred elves have of debt and how it needlessly complicates simple social interactions: an essay
- A simple card trick to win bets and make enemies
- How can people listen to that crap?
- how Wiener found his way home
- Show your work, or, how my math abilities started to decline
- this is how i'm going to die.
- I'm changing the climate! Ask me how
- I still can't think of anything, or how Fight Club changed my life
- Ways to know how stupid you are really
- How long can any one heart be so confused?
- How to say "I can eat glass, it does not hurt me"
- I don't know how the fuck you can sleep at night
- How can I help but use your eyes as a means for self-asphyxiation?
- How can you win some? How can you win some? How can you win some? How can you win some? How can you win some? How can you win some?
- I Came Out Here To Have A Good Time And Honestly I Am Feeling So Attacked Right Now
- How far can we get on one tank of fuel
- Genetic Engineering, and How We Can Survive
- How to eat your way around the Baltimore beltway, exit by exit: Exit 15
- B.S. your way through Spanish
- How can you defend people you know to be guilty?
- How Pac-Man and Ms. Pac-Man have sex
- How many angels can dance on the head of a pin?
- Coloring your name in Quake 3
- How Can Individualists Share Responsibility?
- How can someone worship a dead naked man nailed to a cross as their god?
- How can something so incredibly beautiful be so incredibly wrong?
- God, do you think I can have a nephew this time?
- That icky feeling when a client calls with a downed server and you have no clue how to fix it
- Sex with a chicken
- How many "Spinal Tap" drummers have died, in total?
- I have never been sure that you knew quite how much I loved you
- How a terrorist can deliver a nuke to a US city at a bargain basement price
- How to develop one side of your butt and still have the other one flabby
- I miss you can I have the ground back now
- When I think of him now I can smell horses
- How to have an epileptic fit
- How does the Military Selective Service Act apply to individuals who have had a sex change?
- Hard disk vibrations and how you can stop them
- How you can become infected with HIV
- how many truths can you enumerate?
- How can idealism be a bad thing?
- Logitech Driving Force Wheel
- How can you arrive anywhere if you don't take that first road trip?
- How can vitality be achieved in figure painting?
- How to have an out of body experience
- How to Pretend to Have a Job
- Know How, Can Do
- how many lines of code have you written?
- How long can you dance in the endzone?
- How interracial coupling can be eugenic
- How to get Apache to tell your visitors when files have moved or been deleted
- How can I miss you if you won't go away?
- How and why do we (humans) have culture?
- How can something be more beautiful than it is?
- How to have a Scotch Tasting
- You, standing
- How to have plausible deniability if caught in a medical situation involving rectal insertion.
- How long have you known?
- How Proust Can Change Your Life
- I'm All You Can Think About
- How long after the expiration date can you safely drink milk?
- How long have you been in love with her?
- how can words exist and not be acceptable?
- How can a thinking, rational adult be religious?
- Have I forgotten how to stand up with the humor and the need?
- How can a good Buddhist work in advertising?
- How Could You Want Him (When You Know You Could Have Me)?
- How soft your fields so green can whisper tales of gore
- How we could still have a President Trump
- How many a dispute could have been deflated into a single paragraph if the disputants had dared to define their terms.
- The ones with their priorities straight don't know how to get what they want, and the ones who get what they want have messed up priorities.
- how loud to you have to be to put out a housefire with just your voice
- How could you ever have enough?
- Most people underestimate how serious things have gotten
- How to avoid people whom you don't like talking to
- How can a thinking, rational adult be an atheist?
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