Here's the stuff we found when you searched for "Literally. He's got yellow eyes that flicker with red when he's excited."

• When I was 21, he was building a Time Machine
• So I was balls deep in the guy's ass that night when he turns to me and asks for a kiss. Damn. What a fag.
• Seven opening lines if he would ever look me in the eye
• When Chopin finished a piece he stopped writing it
• The class valedictorian was still tripping balls when he was bailed out in time to give the commencement speech at graduation
• got to be good looking cause he's so hard to see
• Spikey the Werm may be a Werm, but he's got quite an imagination nonetheless!
• When he was little, he laughed in his sleep.
• he doesn't know, but her eyes widen too far
• He Would Close His Eyes, and the World Would Burn.
• Don't believe the florist when he tells you that the roses are free.
• When he grins it is a thousand-word story
• when you reflect that john now knows how he's going to die.
• He's got stacks and stacks of words that rhyme, describing what it is to lose
• Mr. Potato Head Sprouted. He got moldy. Now he's all dried up, but he's still up in the cabinet.
• Don't interrupt an enemy when they're making a mistake
• He had a prison of brass built in the hole, and then, when it was finished, he locked up his daughter
• The Marlboro Man died of cancer, but he wasn't a rocket scientist when he was healthy, ha ha ha.
• When the principal laughs so hard he can't suspend you
• It was late when he came home; it woke you up
• He is so heavy when he whispers
• Why would he want a writer when he could have a dancer?
• If a frog had wings, he wouldn't kick his tail when he jumped
• When he was five, his father made him murder his imaginary friend.
• St. Lucia in This Guy When He Died, Man
• he looks hurt from behind that eye patch, the choker, the bare chest
• He made me promise I would do this when I was next sad. So I promised myself I would not be sad again.
• Victor Hugo once got so mad he threw a baseball through a dog
• he has her eyes
• I cried when he threw away the paper towel on top of the microwave
• He's not cute, as in good looking, but he's got a cute psychosis
• He Never Told Me My Eyes Were Like Diamonds
• He comforted me when he thought I needed it, but never when I really did
• When he became an old man
• When a man lies he murders some part of the world
• He giggles, as he wiggles
• How Candide Was Brought Up in a Magnificent Castle and How He Was Driven Thence
• How to flip a coin when you haven't got one
• More than he was willing to give
• No matter how wise an old sheep, he can't teach a fish how to polevault
• Oedipus-Schmedipus, as long as he loves his mother
• if one of us should flicker and vanish, mid-drag, don't bat an eye. claim a spot on the curb and never give an inch.
• He died on a Sunday morning
• I wonder if he ever thinks about me
• In Your Heart You Know He's Right
• He said, expecting the answer no
• I got the feeling the Fairy Council was mad at me when the president knocked over her coffee to get a better grip on my neck
• He Knows Not Their Names
• My brother never told me not to smoke. He showed me.
• He flops over and bonks his head
• He ain't heavy, he's my brother
• The one he murdered once still loves him
• José Bové explains why he destroyed genetically modified maize
• He not busy being born is busy dying
• Meditation III: Of God: that he Exists : 2
• If he fell off the Co-op he'd land in the divvy
• He who smelt it, dealt it
• when still her eyes held water
• I am thinking it's a sign that the freckles in our eyes are mirror images and when we kiss they're perfectly aligned
• Chris and What He Untaught Me
• He never returned
• How the Old Woman Took Care Of Candide, and How He Found the Object of His Love
• Why won't he call?
• He Died with a Felafel in His Hand
• Shaymus is older than I thought he was
• He said 'tentacle porn', so I stuck my dick in a toaster and went from there
• Song of the Sorceress
• To me he is a daisy and I keep trying to count his petals
• A man who never sees a pretty girl without loving her a little
• He says she says
• God has power, whether or not one believes in Her/Him
• What He Suffered
• If he's late, you can always start without him
• Oh hey, by the way, he's the Antichrist
• In the end, he could quiet his mind only by dying
• He Hate Me
• He and she are one
• He says the most beautiful things
• He Had Not Where To Lay His Head
• For my father, in the event he finds me
• At least he was gentle
• In the dream he laughs and says, You thought they were graceful on the ground
• In your guts you know he's nuts
• When the eye of day is shut
• There was a time when I got lost wherever I went.
• He is radical and funky fresh!
• He's dead, Jim. You grab his wallet, I'll grab his tricorder.
• He
• Don't Go Out the Door
• He ran over my cousin with a motor home!
• I Am He that Aches with Love
• Li He
• The Man He Killed
• A man feared that he might find an assassin
• "He was a terrible man," she sobbed, between bites of alimony
• The Story of Jason Squiff and Why He Had a Popcorn Hat, Popcorn Mittens and Popcorn Shoes
• He who has enough to eat does the hungry not believe
• He's a good guy friend
• he'
• He Is Born
• How many times has God twiddled his thumbs before he put vertebrates on the Earth?
• This guy in the computer lab who looks like he should be a doctor
• Surely he would remember this
• Then again, maybe he was recruiting for a cult
• To the Memory of My Beloved Master, William Shakespeare, and What He Hath Left Us
• "Fill it in", he said.
• Some say he once killed a man with a guitar string
• He's not heavy, he's just lame
• he touched me then, but I forgot to feel
• mad he (user)
• As I looked back, he was reveling in his own feces
• So, he's leaving
• He Really Wasn't That Great
• He makes me feel alone just by being there
• Xiao Sha Lao He!
• Red Eye
• The greatest trick the Devil ever pulled was convincing the world he didn't exist
• H.E. Roscoe
• He who controls the past controls the future
• He (user)
• Meditation V: Of the Essence of Material Things, and, again, of God, that he Exists
• Meditation III: Of God: that he Exists
• "Shut up," he explained
• It's just the way that he walks
• A man is known by the company he keeps.
• 'Get married soon,' he says. 'I want an excuse. I want to know you'.
• I'm not HIS sister; he's MY brother
• He and She
• Also, when I am angry, my eyes flash fire, whether I growl or not.
• When I close my eyes, I see New York
• When I look into her eyes, I no longer care about what the world thinks. This is what it feels like to be alive.
• I got a girl in the war, Paul, her eyes are like champagne
• when the forest burns along the road like god's eyes in my headlights
• And yet, when the warm breeze of spring greets my face and the sunlight does not make me shield my eyes, I know I am not alone.
• I am the one hiding under your bed; teeth ground sharp and eyes glowing red.
• The whole world changed when Paul got shuffled over to the bass
• Red eyes shining in the camera flash
• The hostages wrote thank you cards to their captors when they got home.
• Ain't no fun when the rabbit's got the gun
• he/she
• he who (user)
• red eye flight
• God can create a stone so heavy even he can't lift it
• Ancient Arrowhead
• He's Jack
• It's not so much that I like him as a person God, but as a boy he's very handsome
• GpBCT: proof that Bob wins on a countable union of sets if he's guaranteed a win on each one of them
• Even my faults he adores
• He just wanted to give me something he forgot to give me a long time ago
• I'm scared to death of what havoc he could wreak in my life
• hes (user)
• When Irish eyes are smiling
• Surah 80 He Frowned!
• "He" is actually a buxom blonde bisexual sorority girl. The net is like that.
• Big Red Eye
• He loves me, he loves me not
• he says
• He fled
• BQN: He said. - Epilogue
• He's not the messiah, he's a very naughty boy
• He who wants to fight will find a club
• He thinks I don't, but I do
• I like the way he reads poetry
• Yi he quan
• He flew an A-10 Thunderbolt
• The Message of King Sakis and the Legend of the Twelve Dreams He Had in One Night
• "I see," said the blind man to his deaf wife as he picked up his hammer and saw
• Don't kill your invisible husband to see what he looks like or you'll sob your heart out. But don't worry about the millions of invisible men coming to attack your village because they won't kill you if you don't know how to fight them.
• great things he has taught us
• He's Gone
• As the band laughed, her finger traced his spine, and he folded into her
• And we killed him and he's dead.
• He Hudas not pay
• He forgets I am my own fierceness; it's not for him
• I don't know where he gets his words but I like them
• He weighs the eggs of flies in spiderwebs.
• Somehow he reminds me of my mother
• he o hitte shiri tsubome
• he just died
• I don't know what he was listening for, but he wasn't listening

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