Findings:
- Sometimes when I hold a child I can feel my life grow long
- Your boss can fire you for no reason
- When life gives you lemons, suck on them. Seriously, lemons taste awesome.
- I have to wonder how this can be a metaphor for my life
- When life gives you lemons make lemonade
- Piero Manzoni
- I don't remember what life was like when I was seven. I like the taste of air. What should I do?
- How precious can human life be? There are six billion people on the planet!
- Don't try to make the moment last. You can ruin it that way. Just learn to savor it and, when the time comes, learn how to let it go.
- We celebrate the holidays when we can. In the ways we can afford to.
- When can it end?
- why life doesn't suck: a pep talk
- There Are Days When I Leave My Life Next to My Black Boots
- Watch out! This chair will suck the life force out of you
- How Proust Can Change Your Life
- When we kiss I can hear your thoughts, so I would rather we didn't
- You can suck dick and still be a virgin, Mary
- How can a man stand when they cut off his feet?
- It's a wonderful life. I can prove it.
- when you're done, you can let her die if that's what you want. Or you can wake her.
- When I think of him now I can smell horses
- Life sucks, then you die, then you come back
- When your job is keeping order, your life becomes chaos
- When life gives you lemons, just shut up and eat your damn lemons
- When your life is defined by a single action, it changes the concept of time.
- When your imaginary life is interrupted unapologetically by your real one
- When life changes forever
- Asses of Fire
- Aerosol cans and a lighter can bring wet wood to life
- Things that can go wrong when assembling a computer
- I can only pray that, when I finally leave, I will have done little enough damage to be totally forgotten
- Life must be lived forward, but it can only be appreciated sideways
- How Can You Be in Two Places at Once When You're Not Anywhere at All?
- Teenage love can suck pretty bad
- Always talk to dead people when you can. Always.
- We can do the sideways thinking that's needed to combat something which can literally eat your combat training.
- I only dance when my feet are on fire
- When words fail me, music helps. I can at least sing along.
- You can still be very hurtful when you do what's right.
- I can feel the heat coming off my neck when I think too hard.
- Potatoes saved my life they can save yours too
- When life gives you shit
- life sucks
- life sucks (user)
- Hand them a straw, and they'll suck the life out of you.
- Life is easiest when living on the lawn
- When life gives you lemons
- Sucking at The Sims
- Our rover can kick your lander's ass!
- when you watch in broadcast order sometimes dead characters will come back to life
- Last minute Thanksgiving vegetables when life is unpredictable
- When life gives you lemons, grab it by the throat and demand better
- Don't stop. You can sleep when you're dead.
- So I was balls deep in the guy's ass that night when he turns to me and asks for a kiss. Damn. What a fag.
- Why noding about your personal life can be a bad idea
- How can I talk about love when the bacon is burned and the house is an absolute mess and the children are screaming their heads off and I'm going to miss my bus?
- Why buy the cow when you can get the milk for free?
- Though I may not have lived a virtuous life, at least I can say I've lived
- One of the most irritating things that can happen when talking
- She is glowing on fire. can she see that?
- at least in dreams when shit gets ugly you can still fly and whistle
- When you are drunk, all you can see is light
- Who needs love when you can have death?
- u can go suck a fuck (user)
- You can never really escape the fire
- When water chokes you
- If a stereo system is made properly it can outperform any 5.1 digital system
- Condensed life in a can, like the ones you buy at grocery stores
- Life is not always fair, but you can be
- When you can almost recognize her face, but you can't remember her name
- This is immensely rewarding when successful, but can be an extremely intensive and difficult thing to develop and practice
- it's a pity we only appreciate some once they're gone, when they can no longer defend themselves
- Only when you can accept the pain does it start to fade. That's what healing is.
- How can I comfort you when it breaks me too?
- enrich your life with fear and fire
- When my inside selves just jump out with wings of fire
- When will you humans learn that your "feelings" (as you so call them) can stand in the way of big cash payoffs?
- Why respect knights, when my potions can do anything that you can?
- The life you can save
- If I were your boss, I'd have fired you
- When none tend the fire
- Life sucks, then you die
- Stoned music memories
- Hi, I couldn't help noticing that your life sucks
- Life sucks. Get over it.
- When there's nothing left to burn, you have to set yourself on fire
- when life gives you lemons, just fill in this form
- But life is hard when the written word is your first language
- When men were men, women were women, and you knew where you were going in life
- When life gives you lemons, FIND A NEW GOD
- Life sucks, get a helmet
- When Life Becomes An Acid Trip
- Life is what happens to you when you're busy making other plans
- There was a man who lived a life of fire
- imagine that when you die you relive the last few seconds of your life
- The glass is half full when it comes to your life up until this point. The glass is half empty when it comes to everything you've missed out on.
- Enya Sucks So Much More When It's 4:00am at Wal-Mart
- when life was kind and we were two young wide-eyed believers
- When Life Agrees With Us
- When life gives you demons...
- When your life has become a Radiohead song
- Also, when I am angry, my eyes flash fire, whether I growl or not.
- This is what happens when you fuck a stranger in the ass!
- Can I eat him, boss?
- When the boss is away...
- ass chip
- Covering your ass
- ass
- Up Your Ass
- Rat's ass
- The Ass and His Shadow
- The Ass and His Masters
- The Miller, His Son, and Their Ass
- The Ass and the Horse
- The Ass and the Wolf
- Kiss my ass
- Big Ass Truck
- jawbone of an ass
- Photocopying your ass is not recommended
- Piece of ass
- The Kennedy crimes
- I kick ass for the Lord!
- My mom kicks ass
- Persian wild ass
- Bad Ass vs. Evil sunglasses
- Your ass is indefensible
- If they put you in a copy machine, an ass would come out
- Bad things with which to wipe your ass
- Big Ass Pork Plate
- The color of an ass on the run
- A dude with an elbow for an ear and an eye stuck on his ass cheek
- Weird-ass exam technique
- They say that I have the best ass below 14th Street
- How to not fight and not get your ass kicked
- Don't let the door hit you in the ass
- Gas, grass or ass, nobody rides for free
- My God, will you look at the ass on that metis?
- Kerr's Ass
- How to fight and kick ass
- Decentralized networking kicked my ass
- The Shoes of the Fisherman's Wife Are Some Jive Ass Slippers
- Ass Pain
- Put your head down and your ass in the air
- The Wild Colonials
- Cool ass babe
- colder than a well digger's ass
- Run Your Ass Non-Stop
- You're so funny I think I'll kick your ass
- Ass and potpourri
- Grave Are The Hairs On Our Asses
- Don't Be An Ass (user)
- The Obscene Ass
- Get your ass out of the testosterone lane!
- half-assed
- Bust Ass Falls
- Canada Kicks Ass
- You'd better start hauling ass
- Drinking is like daring the universe to kick my ass
- Duck's ass
- My first smart ass comment
- bad ass (user)
- Beauty is in the eye of the head up the ass of the beholder
- ass butt (user)
- JOE KICK ASS (user)
- I've worked my ass off and I just want a drink!!!
- The law is an ass
- Jack ass (user)
- The legend of the three good ass whoopings by Nathaniel Carter
- Things you told me when we were in love
- The -Ass Suffix and Beyond
- grabbing ass
- hot ass chris (user)
- trina sexy ass (user)
- ass whole (user)
- virgan ass (user)
- Cheap Ass Games (node_forward)
- Dat ass
- Hi, meet my pitbull. His name is Don't Question My Fucking Premises You Ass
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