Findings:

• Once upon a time there was light in my life, but now there's only love in the dark
• Life sucks. Get over it.
• You don't see the light at the end of the tunnel now, but it's there. I'm holding it for you.
• I wanted to show you something, but the verb sucked
• The real reason there are no third parties in American politics
• There's more to musical life than jazz and classical
• The light is red, but there is a green arrow
• There is no god but God
• there are many voids but this one is mine
• Eyes are the windows to the soul, but there are some windows that should never be opened
• They try to be quiet but you know they are there with their weird coppery breath.
• the life of the party
• How precious can human life be? There are six billion people on the planet!
• "Life" appears to be a zero-sum structure, but we're running the numbers again
• There are women and tender children where those shells fall, but war is war.
• Men may cry "Peace! Peace!" but there is no peace
• When you get to the top, I know what it'll seem like. But there IS someone there. There IS someone there.
• There were a few moments you will not hear about, but they happened
• but the fruitsellers are there every day
• Think there's too much violence in society today? Maybe, but consider this:
• life sucks (user)
• Life sucks, then you die
• There are many like it, but this one is mine
• There is no suck, only blow
• she's dreaming. a perfect life is right there on the pillow
• I am in love with so much more than your body heat, but let's start there
• I know there are other fish in the sea but I don't want them
• He stretched out his arms but she was not there
• But if life were only moments, then you'd never know you had one
• This is just an ordinary well. You think there is more to it, but it is just an ordinary well
• There was silence in my heart, but you found a way to break it.
• Once upon a time there was an ocean but now there is a mountain range.
• High school can kill you
• With you there is nothing involved but everything
• Life is not always fair, but you can be
• there are no rules, but there is a lot to learn
• you only live once, but your life echoes into eternity
• Now there's revolution but they don't know what they're fighting
• Skim this life but never live
• There is infinite hope, but not for us
• There's no room in my life for anyone to stay
• Watch out! This chair will suck the life force out of you
• There is a dark beating life behind people’s actions and traits
• in this moment there is life and food for future years
• Hand them a straw, and they'll suck the life out of you.
• I hope there is someone in your life to tell you how beautiful you are
• The Party Over There
• why life doesn't suck: a pep talk
• I don't think I realized what I had gotten myself into, but it seemed like the potential for fun and insanity were there in equal parts
• Why is there always money for war, but not for education?
• I am no doubt moving. The question now is not where, but how. My life changes everyday. Big deal.
• The gun is good. The penis is evil. The penis shoots seeds, and makes new life, and poisons the earth with a plague of men, as once it was. But the gun shoots death, and purifies the earth of the filth of brutals. Go forth and kill!
• But life is hard when the written word is your first language
• There are causes worth dying for, but none worth killing for
• Due to the Incompetence of our novice author, our heroine, cahla, finds herself in the wilds of Djibouti; there is no denouement in sight, but the moonlight is pretty.
• but mr can you maybe listen there's
• But life is subjective.
• every statue in town came to life, but they'd been watching long enough to know better than to ever move
• I learned never to empty the well of my writing, but always to stop when there was still something there in the deep part of the well, and let it refill at night from the springs that fed it.
• There is no dream but this.
• For every rich man who tries to leave this world for a better one with his fancy tomb surrounded by mourners, there are many more who perish alone in the cold, forgotten by all but God.
• Life must be lived forward, but it can only be appreciated sideways
• There is poetry in my soul, but I keep it on a short leash
• On the one hand my life is in danger, but on the other hand, I'm getting really stoned
• Some things are definite. We will all die, but there is rain.
• The serpent was in the garden again, but there weren't any apples left in the tree, so I figured things were cool.
• In quiet corners of the world, death clings to life in a hopeless embrace, but it cannot hide its stench.
• bitterly but gracefully finding the strength to let go of your failed relationships and move on with your emotionally damaged life
• there are people who are gone but wanted me to be happy
• you can give up, but there will always be those who do not
• in this world there are no equals but some day you will surpass me
• There's a sign on the wall. But she wants to be sure. Cause you know sometimes words have two meanings.
• There Is No Such Thing As Light/There Is No Such Thing As Darkness/This Shadow Is An Illusion/But Illusions Are Still Real/And I Still Must Step Out Of It
• I know you're up there. I am but a discontented symbol birthed from the blood of your terrible pen.
• Yet is there hope, then Love but play thy part
• life sucks
• When life gives you lemons, suck on them. Seriously, lemons taste awesome.
• But there are NUNS watching us!
• There was a man who lived a life of fire
• Is There Life After High School?
• Hi, I couldn't help noticing that your life sucks
• frat party
• There is life after virginity
• Life sucks, then you die, then you come back
• The Astonishing Life of Octavian Nothing: Traitor to the Nation: Vol. 1: The Pox Party
• Life sucks, get a helmet
• The game we play is life, and there are no rules save the ones we make
• There is no Goddess but Goddess and She is Your Goddess
• There's someone in my head but it's not me
• There was a lot of blood, but the boys needed it
• there are some just can't take life easy
• There Are Days When I Leave My Life Next to My Black Boots
• The nothin' but coal for you, geek e2 westside holiday gathering and lan party
• Is There Life After Housework?
• but are there horses?
• There but for the grace of God go I
• It all turned out all right but there was so much pain along the way
• There are many things that I would like to say to you but I don't know how
• You noders still fucking suck, but your needing my wisdoms bad
• But who codes the coders?
• butt naked
• I'd tell you but then I'd have to kill you
• Mr. Butts
• Words that sound dirty but really aren't
• Every Which Way but Loose
• That'd be the butt, Bob
• Friends and lovers, but sometimes just friends
• Butt hinge
• Butt joint
• But thanks for playing
• I'm no fucking Buddhist, but this is Enlightenment.
• I may not know anything but I know I'm not American
• But my computer really IS possessed
• Butt crack of dawn
• Lots of MIPS but no I/O
• Things people put up their butts
• Project B.U.T.T.
• It's not so much that I like him as a person God, but as a boy he's very handsome
• I'm not anorexic, but I'm working on it
• I don't want to be a weeping mass of emotion, but I am
• Poetry you found that you wrote when you were ten but secretly still like
• You wouldn't know it, but I think you're achingly beautiful
• Something Childish, but Very Natural
• Genuine but Insignificant Cause
• You're laughing now, but I'm voting this sucka down
• I have a most elegant proof of that, but this node is too small to contain it
• Sororities are nothing but social crutches
• butts ARE litter
• You may think I'm lying, but it's true
• But what are they really thinking?
• I love you, I want you, but you are a cruel monster
• But I digress
• If I could slip this skin but for a moment
• Sorry, but I AM my fucking khakis
• My library books are late, but I don't care
• I died for Beauty -- but was scarce
• BQN: But, one for all?
• They wrote it all in perl but it was mostly system calls
• Sexist jokes
• Yard Butt
• Figures don't lie, but liars can figure
• Not really by the rules, but...
• No, but I'll have a beer
• Free but worthless shares
• Sticks and stones may break my bones, but words will never hurt me
• Junk mail never has to spell your name right, but important stuff does
• I know you are, but what am I?
• You might be on a diet but you can still look at the menu
• Why mirrors reverse left and right, but not up and down
• I may not have had enough of me but I've had enough of you
• Opposites may attract, but is it a good idea?
• You need a license to have a dog, but any idiot can have a child
• A little Clint Black never killed anybody, but it did evacuate the building.
• 1991-96 were more fun years, but I'll likely get more accomplished in the year 2000 alone
• It never rains but it pours
• there is a place where the dead live. it is in us. it is all around us. it is more than we can understand.
• I don't know where he gets his words but I like them
• butt rot
• Little lights that don't blink off but fade out instead
• Love is but a Fleeing Spec of Emotion
• Talking like a pirate is fun but annoys people
• Snowy reception on some channels but not on others
• I can't get a girlfriend but my dog has a harem
• How to develop one side of your butt and still have the other one flabby
• The good guys and the bad guys were on the back of the boat and I swear I only turned my back for a MINUTE but when I came back, they'd killed Mozart.
• Keep doing it, but don't call it that
• I feel like shit today, but I can always feel worse tomorrow
• But, my dear sir, if you educate them, they will no longer be Baptists
• My Mother and I Love Your Butt
• You know to me she's but a fetish
• you can't change the world, but you can change the facts
• What do girls think about guys when they catch guys staring at their breasts, but the guy is actually trying to read her shirt?
• If you can't help it, fuck it!
• You may be a noder, but you ain't no dancer

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