Findings:

• Life must be lived forward, but it can only be appreciated sideways
• Life is not always fair, but you can be
• "Life" appears to be a zero-sum structure, but we're running the numbers again
• Unloved, yeah. But I'd rather be cursed than poisoned.
• I Would Be Content To Live For But A Day
• every horse can be tamed by someone. but they don't always live at the same time.
• you only live once, but your life echoes into eternity
• life is short, life is shit, and soon it will all be over
• They try to be quiet but you know they are there with their weird coppery breath.
• I always knew I would have a 21st birthday but I never thought I'd be 21
• This Star Wars sheet may be worth something, but I just need a tablecloth
• Hot pursuit
• What seems to be the problem officer?
• I'm straight, but you might be the one
• A problem that takes the age of the universe to calculate and can be done on your home computer
• Some words live to be kept close to the skin
• but wherever i go i'll be looking for you
• The zombie revolution will not be televised. But it will be tweeted.
• If you lived here, you'd be home now
• I may be young, but I'm not naive
• 'C' may be for cookie, but that's not good enough for me, dammit!
• I may be lying in the gutter, but I am looking up at the stars
• She may be pretty and have more money than me but she doesn't write songs about you.
• On second thought, maybe I'd rather be dangerous
• He may be a son-of-a-bitch, but he is our son-of-a-bitch
• Look, I don't mean to be an asshole or anything, but...
• Ain't what I'm gonna be, ain't what I wanna be, but lord thank you I ain't what I used to be.
• words I've wanted to tell you but never seem to be able to
• No place I'd rather be
• But I've said it before and I'll say it again: kneecaps only exist to get hit with claw-hammers; grace only exists to be fallen from.
• I'd rather be lost than be where you call home
• This is immensely rewarding when successful, but can be an extremely intensive and difficult thing to develop and practice
• "This sandwich is great, but it could be better if it had tomatoes and also gave me super powers."
• I really came to understand that they were just real people who wanted to live real lives and be treated equally as opposed to, for example, wanting to destroy us.
• I ought to be grateful, but instead I'm angry
• Expecting your wedding to be the happiest day of your life
• The next life will be better
• That'd be the butt, Bob
• Starving in the greenhouse
• to live outside the law you must be honest
• rather be in Philadelphia
• It ought to be broad daylight, but the shadow that envelops the story shows no signs of brightening
• Without users, this wouldn't be a problem
• The life you're fucking with may not be your own
• You do realise that this is going to be our lives for the next ten years?
• Spikey the Werm may be a Werm, but he's got quite an imagination nonetheless!
• Moments such as these are superfluous to my life; nevertheless, they deserve to be remembered.
• but you should be right here, right next to me
• they does not know what it might be to live without them
• Your heart may be broken, but the world still rotates my dear friend
• Men are designed to be good hunters, but it's women who are born killers
• But what kind of violence would not be natural? Is not cruelty natural?
• there are people who are gone but wanted me to be happy
• But we should not be afraid. How else will we discover the answers?
• Reality can't be whatever I want it to be, but maybe it's not so clear-cut, you know?
• My skin will remember your skin, but I will no longer know. I will be a ghost forever
• you can give up, but there will always be those who do not
• But I don't want to be Princess Leia!
• Skim this life but never live
• How precious can human life be? There are six billion people on the planet!
• You may be a noder, but you ain't no dancer
• But, my dear sir, if you educate them, they will no longer be Baptists
• Why noding about your personal life can be a bad idea
• The guy who may as well already be dead and therefore doesn't care about the consequences of his actions and is able to move with perfect freedom for the remainder of what will likely be a tragically short life
• A kiss may not be the truth, but it is what we wish were true
• You find yourself being chased not only by the bad guys, but also by what should be the good guys
• I think people would rather be happy than virtuous
• Life should be held in much higher regard
• How to be a moron in any city but Baltimore
• Whatever you do will be insignificant, but it is very important that you do it
• Any fool with a dick can make a baby but it takes a real man to be a father
• I may be a trenchie bitch, but you forget we wear combat boots!
• You might be on a diet but you can still look at the menu
• If the field of AI had tried building footballers rather than chess players, how might it be different today?
• Without chemicals, life itself would be impossible
• Our Band Could Be Your Life
• My life may no longer be my own
• We couldn't be anywhere else but here
• To be noble in an average life
• Overpopulation won't be a problem
• On two concert, I'm shootive collective photo but small, fat, bald headed technologist be insane
• Not to die but to be reborn...
• Life without music would be a mistake
• Pirates and ninjas: why they should be friends but can't be
• I may be cold and calculating, but that doesn't make me a computer
• The goal of all life is to be fat, dumb and happy
• It is not our noise at all, but we are lucky to be listening
• Submissions for the "I'd Rather Be Noding" Bumper Sticker
• when I am King, we will have no such things, but, my lads, if the old king my father were dead, we would be all kings.
• Someday my life will be interesting, and I will come back and tell you about it then
• People tell us who they are, but we ignore it, because we want them to be who we want them to be.
• I used to be an adventurer like you, but then I took an arrow to the knee
• Nah, these random encounters with beautiful strangers won't destroy me at all. But I guess I thought it'd be a good way to die at the time.
• I don't want to be a weeping mass of emotion, but I am
• In the movie of his life, the part of Keanu Reeves will be played by a block of wood, and the critics will pan it for being too expressive
• but you wanna be bad
• Eyes are the windows to the soul, but there are some windows that should never be opened
• Quite an experience to live in fear, isn't it? That's what it is to be a slave.
• i wish i felt like teaching today, but i just want to be selfish
• Dreams Can Be Cryptic, Dreams Can Obfuscate, But Dreams Do Not Lie
• I may never be queen, but you will never break me
• Today will be difficult. But tomorrow, good riding.
• Don't be a smartass and offer up a contrived solution that *technically* solves the puzzle but goes against its spirit
• It must be nice, having people in your life that you actually want to spend time with
• My father's secret life was never meant to be secret
• If you budget one more year for this behaviour, it will certainly be the last year of your life
• but my dreams, they aren't as empty as my conscience seems to be
• you make my life a little harder than it has to be
• What life after death will really be like
• English may be a "living language," but Latin is not -- so get it right.
• life is supposed to be walking back home alone
• There's a sign on the wall. But she wants to be sure. Cause you know sometimes words have two meanings.
• If we and our lives are worse for having spoken the truth, then we and our lives deserve to be worse.
• I'll be happier when the rain stops. But I know I'd be miserable if it never rained again.
• I have to wonder how this can be a metaphor for my life
• Be
• This wasn't how it was supposed to be
• To do is to be
• We tend to judge people only on what we perceive them to be
• You must be 18 or older to enter
• I wanna be your dog
• Be yourself
• Should I be happy?
• I never thought it would be like this
• the last shall be first and the first shall be last
• Too good to be true
• Everything I sing in the shower gonna be funky
• I will be the first thing you will be thinking about after you wake
• The Let's Just Be Friends Shack
• The Let's Be Secret Friends Shack
• The Hedgehog Can Never Be Buggered At All
• "Hey wouldn't it be cool if we could do this" rule
• You do not have a right to not be offended
• Let It Be
• You will know your action. You are present there, not thinking of somewhere else you ought to be.
• What the American people want politics to be
• In case of rapture, this vehicle will be unmanned
• The X that can be Y is not the true X
• You're not going to be happy until you put someone's eye out
• Information cannot be owned
• The Ten Commandments revised
• I need to be busy, dammit!
• Things that seem too good to be true rule
• Well if it's gonna be THAT kinda party, then I'm gonna stick my dick in the mashed potatoes!
• Hula hoops are round, they're staying round, and they'll be around forever
• If voting changed anything, they would make it illegal
• If not voting could change the system it would be illegal
• Must be a lesbian
• The best kind of bartender
• You're too young to be so old
• Chant and be Happy
• How to be invisible
• Any song can be a love song
• This program cannot be run in DOS mode
• They'll None Of 'Em Be Missed
• play dumb
• The Be
• Be Operating System
• well, I'll be jiggered
• Inability to decide on what your morals and values should be
• I'll be a post-feminist in the post-patriarchy
• Trying desperately to be cool
• Surah 60 She that is to be Examined
• No one can be totally logical

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