Familiar term of abuse for the over-heavy, over-equipped, Honda Goldwing family of touring motorcycles (from the original 1970s 1000 cc model to the year 2000, 2000 cc idiocy flagship model) particularly used by those who feel that having a stereo and a reverse gear on your 35 mpg bike makes you a bit of a prat. A bike which, once dropped, cannot be picked up without a crane.