Findings:

• So I was balls deep in the guy's ass that night when he turns to me and asks for a kiss. Damn. What a fag.
• I don't know how the fuck you can sleep at night
• I'm angry, and tired, and sad, and I just don't want to deal with it right now, so fuck off
• I don't remember what her name was so let's call her Doris
• I still don't even know you
• The last girl I dated was a vegetarian. We couldn't go anywhere and so it just didn't work out.
• You're not a good person. You know that, right? Good people don't end up here.
• why the angels woke me up last night
• I don't think she even knows that I make her smile
• I know you don't read too good so I'll write slow
• (because this was always subconsciously the inspiration, even if I did not know it at the time, and I only realised it just now)
• My first and last attempt at a one night stand was raided by the police
• And I don't even know their names
• If you EVER come across an empty floor, just know that I'm gonna fuck you up.
• The one thing I wanted more than anything was for someone, just once, to tell me they don't know what they'd do without me
• We don't swim in yer toilet, so don't fuck us over or you'll need 2 wheelchairs, fool: An Partie
• The night was alive, and so was I
• Being solicited for sex by people who don't even know your gender
• You really shouldn't let people you don't know tie you up
• I don't know what he was listening for, but he wasn't listening
• If you don't know where you're going, any path will take you there
• I don't know where he gets his words but I like them
• I have dreadlocks and I don't know where the pot is
• "for the last time: Up here they don't wear Lederhosen!": A christmassy eurotrash nodermeet.
• So I was drinking with the son of Man the other night, and...
• but fuck, it was Sunday and the church bells hadn't even called the faithful
• I don't think the sun was up
• A lot of houses don't even have anyone to board them up.
• Somebody told me a story. It was pretty but boring. It was Saturday night, my stories usually end up that way.
• I don't even know when I am being sarcastic anymore
• You're a poet and you don't even know it
• we never really fight, so I don't know how this is supposed to go
• You want to reassure her, but you don't know where to start
• cover your eyes so you don't know the secret
• The ones with their priorities straight don't know how to get what they want, and the ones who get what they want have messed up priorities.
• When you make your own mother cry you know you've fucked up
• I didn't want to know where I was conceived
• Last night I dreamed about television. I woke up crying.
• Girls who go home with you when they don't even know your name
• The best part about you is that you don't even know how great you are
• Don't stand so close to me
• So you don't have to
• the desert was once alive, but I don't remember it
• All my friends are cooler than you and we know something you don't.
• All it said was clump and scratch, and it only said those very late at night.
• "Shut the Fuck Up" Theaters
• She is so beautiful, I gave up Nihilism for her
• I was so cool, that first afternoon
• glitter me the fuck up, skinny jeans
• So long Arthur Miller! Who do I have to look up to now?
• So Where The Bloody Hell Are You?
• By the way, she has a penis; just so you know.
• Dream Log: November 1, 1999
• Last time I was in Chicago I broke my ass
• What was once well planned in a mad girls mind, and is now quickly becoming a last minute nodermeet
• When I woke up this morning, I thought I was a parallelogram. I still have a sneaking suspicion.
• You don't know what you have until it's gone
• don't think so loudly; whisper something in my ear
• Where's the kaboom?
• The Clouds of Magellan, so oft pursued by night balloonists.
• silently traversing a window to find oneself in the wet night, staring up
• Mexico, or maybe farther. I don't know the details.
• Maybe it was not a Friday night
• Wouldn't it suck to be God's mom and not even get laid in the deal?
• fuck it, I love you even if I'm gonna feel like shit
• I have to get up early and do laundry so I can wear something nice to the weirdo sex club
• You know what? I've had it up to here with "Trix are for kids!" Give the rabbit a fucking bowl of cereal, you dick!
• y'all so wrapped up in the leaves you forget the trunk
• Where do I begin?
• Don't kill your invisible husband to see what he looks like or you'll sob your heart out. But don't worry about the millions of invisible men coming to attack your village because they won't kill you if you don't know how to fight them.
• Last time I checked, Buddha was not just some lameass winamp skin for Jesus
• I don't know, Timmy, being God is a big responsibility
• My breasts are lame, they don't even have a built-in minibar
• You think you know someone, until you don't.
• Where the floodwaters went after the flood was over
• Fucked up ways to die
• They're working on a six year drought (just so you know)
• You knew I was a rattlesnake when you picked me up
• I know you're up there. I am but a discontented symbol birthed from the blood of your terrible pen.
• Node what you don't know
• I was thinking I could clean up for Christmas
• He was the kind of man who shacked up for shelter
• Listening to a movie in a language you don't know
• They had built the Unrecordable Sculpture again last night
• Some nights, I lie in my bed and stare up at the stars...
• God can create a stone so heavy even he can't lift it
• Finding air where matter once was
• They have a trendy name for every different kind of fucked up.
• You had to pretend success was fucked
• Put That Thing Back Where it Came From or So Help Me
• It's really very silly, I was thinking, they are all acting so weird
• Last Night
• Last Night of the Proms
• I shaved my head last night
• It was not death, for I stood up
• It all burned up in the fire there was nothing left
• If all you picked up tonight was this node title, it's time you went to a Brit nodermeet
• Dreamed Me a Dream Last Night
• I don't know what to do with you
• You Don't Know Jack 5th Dementia
• How to stay up all night if you've been up all day
• How we sleep on the nights we don't make love
• We like to stay up late at night
• Where there was fire I brought the gasoline
• If my heart was a computer, that night reformatted my hard drive
• My Shit's Fucked Up
• So there I was, naked and hiding, facing the dissertation committee from the Isle of Lesbos
• We Know Where You Live
• I feel the way bank robbers must feel before they go out on that last job that ends up getting them all killed. That is to say, optimistic.
• There are many things that I would like to say to you but I don't know how
• You don't know what you're missing without me
• Where the sun don't shine
• what is this i don't even
• you don't know my heart
• I never even went to Las Vegas, and all I got was this lousy t-shirt
• So I wake up
• You Know My Name (Look Up the Number)
• You never know which experiences will last longest in memory
• Is any man so daring as to dig them up?
• More hips!
• Mary Jane came over for dinner last night
• I set my sister up with her husband, and all I got was this great dress and a trip to Hawaii
• Days go by like sweet summer breeze; I don't know I... can't feel them anymore
• Where were you when Kennedy was shot?
• I know I'm not very good at this. I don't want to be better.
• If you don't know how to make a mu, you have no business measuring quantities that small.
• "Of course humans aren't intelligent. They don't even have glurbleflukers. If you can't glurblefluke, you're not sentient."
• I was wrong as a child, to think old people were stupid for asking me where the day had gone. Now I understand... we older people do not live.
• another "poem" about unrequited love and how it fucks up your everything
• All Turkish members of al-Qaeda arrested so far grew up in Germany
• I Saw Her Again Last Night
• I don't think we're old enough to know if we're alcoholics at our age
• Ernie and Bert are not gay. They're puppets. They don't even have legs.
• The difference between reply and reply to all
• Above the crowd, up to where being small is an advantage.
• Where do dogs get their Vitamin C from, when they don't eat fruits?
• Finding the origin of a Hotmail message
• It all turned out all right but there was so much pain along the way
• the wonderful fucked up patchwork quilt that is humanity today
• Over and over it would rain so that we could not dig the body up
• Where was that stooped and mealy-coloured old man I used to call poppa when the merry-go-round broke down?
• I still know what you did last summer
• I woke up in a bed I did not know
• I asked God for a bike, but I know God doesn't work that way. So I stole a bike and asked for forgiveness.
• And if you don't look too closely, you won't even notice the cockroach
• Things that people do more over and over that I haven't even done once
• last night I dreamed of dragons
• Having gotten myself into a position where I can have my cake and eat it too, I feel a strong compulsion to get up from the table
• The only mercy in this night is that it don't blow out your match
• Dogs don't have souls, so it doesn't matter
• Trying to catch one clear promise out of the jittery confused language the night was whispering
• I don't care what you did last summer
• November 4, 1995
• I am a teacher, and I don't know what your pancreas does
• Over yonder where the sun don't tend to set right
• Each one was the scene where you hold your breath
• even yoda considered giving up
• HARDEN THE FUCK UP
• Know where your towel is
• Besides the part where she was the only one
• I am so sorry and you will never know
• The girl didn't know if she was loved until he said yes.
• Deadman begins his journey, through a kitchen floor one Saturday night
• I'm insensitive, and I don't know anything
• She makes sniffing sounds, and I don't know if she's snorting coke or weeping
• I don't know how to fall in love with a woman
• Your first writeup will be nuked: Don't give up
• Why the knobs on your cabinet doors don't line up properly
• Don't fuck the corpses
• we are learning how not to forget, but we still don't know what's true
• People wouldn't fall in love so often if it were more clearly marked
• Fucked Up
• When I was little my mother told me not to sit close to the T.V., so when I was six I did.
• I Know Where Syd Barrett Lives
• It was late when he came home; it woke you up

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