Findings:

• So I was balls deep in the guy's ass that night when he turns to me and asks for a kiss. Damn. What a fag.
• Wheresoever he went, there was Eden
• some say he was never here at all
• He was born with the gift of logic but the inability to use it
• He who does not forget his first love will not recognize his last
• Last time I was in Chicago I broke my ass
• He Was Only Joking
• I'm the only person who'd ever told him to his face he was beautiful.
• How Candide Was Brought Up in a Magnificent Castle and How He Was Driven Thence
• The Trial: Andrew Johnson was not guilty of the crimes for which he was impeached.
• The girl didn't know if she was loved until he said yes.
• He thinks a path and travels the emptiness that was there
• He was hard in all the wrong places
• The boy who was picked last in gym class
• Last night I heard Caruso sing
• Once there was a bug in a hole that he dug
• He was the kind of man who shacked up for shelter
• The Last Thing He Expected to Happen to Him in Hollywood
• "He was a terrible man," she sobbed, between bites of alimony
• All he left her was alone
• He was an ant on an ill-defined mission. She was the trapdoor spider of love.
• Shaymus is older than I thought he was
• The Abridged Edition: She was to one side, he was to the other, an untested bridge between them
• I thought he was a man but he was just a little boy
• He was a man stuck between the objective and the subjective
• She didn't write like Emily Dickinson, but she did live in a house overlooking a cemetery, and I guess he thought that was important.
• What was once well planned in a mad girls mind, and is now quickly becoming a last minute nodermeet
• Last year was always better
• She was so quiet that nobody heard her
• That's Just How He Was
• I don't know what he was listening for, but he wasn't listening
• Of King Sigmund's last battle, and of how he must yield up his sword again
• When he was little, he laughed in his sleep.
• Then again, maybe he was recruiting for a cult
• More than he was willing to give
• As I looked back, he was reveling in his own feces
• The Marlboro Man died of cancer, but he wasn't a rocket scientist when he was healthy, ha ha ha.
• It was late when he came home; it woke you up
• The greatest trick the Devil ever pulled was convincing the world he didn't exist
• She had become a mutton for punishment and he was a wolf
• It was 1992. He smiled.
• Tom, He was a Piper's Son
• he listened so well, he was still curious.
• He made me promise I would do this when I was next sad. So I promised myself I would not be sad again.
• He was like the bottle of Champagne Krug
• He had fallen in love, but I'm pretty sure the hellhound was only in it for the belly rubs
• At least he was gentle
• When he was five, his father made him murder his imaginary friend.
• He stood, and heard the steeple
• He wasn't programmed to be a tenor, he was programmed to be a physician!
• When I was 21, he was building a Time Machine
• he was a punk poet himself
• Jesus said, "I love him, for he is my brother." He was talking about everyone.
• making certain he was touching her
• He was found
• The class valedictorian was still tripping balls when he was bailed out in time to give the commencement speech at graduation
• Strange things I heard last week
• He was there, and then he wasn't, and with him went those memories
• My first and last attempt at a one night stand was raided by the police
• Last time I checked, Buddha was not just some lameass winamp skin for Jesus
• The last man on Earth sat alone in a room. There was a knock on the door.
• The last girl I dated was a vegetarian. We couldn't go anywhere and so it just didn't work out.
• In a quiet grove of pines under a frosty sky, he helped her out of the sack. She wore severe white hospital pajamas and was beautiful.
• he was alive, and some of the other people, they were carbon copies
• She was coming out as he was going in.
• He Was a Crook
• the last time I clobbered a human soul it was over a red-nosed girl and a schoolbook in County Derry
• All the while he was talking she was thinking what his whiskers would feel like on the back of her neck
• I married him because he was not mean
• Mr. Lunch liked to chase birds. In fact, he was a professional.
• He stretched out his arms but she was not there
• He was confirming to himself that they were laughing with him after all
• She grew a little older, while he was telling her
• He dreamt he was a bulldozer, she dreamt she was alone in an empty bed
• He had a prison of brass built in the hole, and then, when it was finished, he locked up his daughter
• Donald Duck was banned in Finland because he doesn't wear pants
• An ocean away and here he was, seeping into her
• He
• He said, expecting the answer no
• God can create a stone so heavy even he can't lift it
• s/he
• He's dead, Jim. You grab his wallet, I'll grab his tricorder.
• How the Old Woman Took Care Of Candide, and How He Found the Object of His Love
• Li He
• Ancient Arrowhead
• Don't Go Out the Door
• Song of the Sorceress
• He never returned
• I'm scared to death of what havoc he could wreak in my life
• Even my faults he adores
• Chris and What He Untaught Me
• I Am He that Aches with Love
• He just wanted to give me something he forgot to give me a long time ago
• He ran over my cousin with a motor home!
• great things he has taught us
• "He" is actually a buxom blonde bisexual sorority girl. The net is like that.
• No matter how wise an old sheep, he can't teach a fish how to polevault
• He said 'tentacle porn', so I stuck my dick in a toaster and went from there
• Surah 80 He Frowned!
• Why won't he call?
• he'
• BQN: He said. - Epilogue
• He loves me, he loves me not
• My brother never told me not to smoke. He showed me.
• A man feared that he might find an assassin
• He fled
• The Man He Killed
• he says
• Don't kill your invisible husband to see what he looks like or you'll sob your heart out. But don't worry about the millions of invisible men coming to attack your village because they won't kill you if you don't know how to fight them.
• I like the way he reads poetry
• he o hitte shiri tsubome
• middle of summer how crazy it was
• He's got stacks and stacks of words that rhyme, describing what it is to lose
• Why would he want a writer when he could have a dancer?
• How many times has God twiddled his thumbs before he put vertebrates on the Earth?
• He giggles, as he wiggles
• A man who never sees a pretty girl without loving her a little
• He Really Wasn't That Great
• The one he murdered once still loves him
• "Fill it in", he said.
• He forgets I am my own fierceness; it's not for him
• As the band laughed, her finger traced his spine, and he folded into her
• In Your Heart You Know He's Right
• In your guts you know he's nuts
• He Hudas not pay
• Oh hey, by the way, he's the Antichrist
• Somehow he reminds me of my mother
• He weighs the eggs of flies in spiderwebs.
• To the Memory of My Beloved Master, William Shakespeare, and What He Hath Left Us
• When Chopin finished a piece he stopped writing it
• This guy in the computer lab who looks like he should be a doctor
• To me he is a daisy and I keep trying to count his petals
• He who smelt it, dealt it
• Surely he would remember this
• So, he's leaving
• he touched me then, but I forgot to feel
• If he's late, you can always start without him
• He says she says
• He's not heavy, he's just lame
• He ain't heavy, he's my brother
• Some say he once killed a man with a guitar string
• mad he (user)
• He flops over and bonks his head
• What He Suffered
• When the principal laughs so hard he can't suspend you
• God has power, whether or not one believes in Her/Him
• He and She
• He (user)
• Xiao Sha Lao He!
• He and she are one
• If he fell off the Co-op he'd land in the divvy
• He makes me feel alone just by being there
• José Bové explains why he destroyed genetically modified maize
• He is so heavy when he whispers
• The Pilgrim's Progress: Part I: He is entertained
• He will have the taste of warm ripe fruit in his mouth
• whatever he touches, if it isn't false already, becomes false
• He Who Is Death
• One should be careful to whom he gives the finger
• The time a thug punched my friend in the face because he could
• First thing he guesses is, it's a lipstick kiss on a piece of paper
• He never looked back
• He made the stars speak to me in Morse Code
• He didn't want to be Gary anymore
• "Takeoff?" he said. "Can we handle that much torque?"
• he kissed me for a year and a half
• He needed to repeat some well-used mantra of love just one more time
• HES
• The Ocelot saw the Frog, and he smiled a broad and toothy smile
• He doesn't bite
• She doesn't know what he sees, but sometimes it makes his face beautiful
• I didn't say he ate your dog
• He searches
• An E2 Seattle debauch aftermath node
• He brings me books like flowers
• He put a hand on each of our shoulders; it's a wonder he wasn't electrocuted.
• He will bring us goodness and light
• He weaves his words
• He called around 5:30
• Enter perfect couple, he owns all the keys
• HES 5 Game Multi-cart
• HES Single Pirate Cart

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