Kraft Easy Mac

Kraft® Easy Mac^TM is one of the greatest inventions to have graced the kitchen of a college student. This fine delicacy can be made in three simple steps. The macaroni comes in a separate pouch from the cheese sauce mix. Now, all you need are these two pouches, some water, some milk (my own secret ingredient), a microwave, and a microwavable cereal bowl.

The directions:

1. Pour macaroni into your cereal bowl.
2. Microwave the macaroni and water, uncovered on High 3.5 to 4 minutes, or until the macaroni is tender.
3. Add the cheese sauce mix. Pour a little bit of milk into the bowl (my not-so-revolutionary "secret") and mix well. The milk adds creaminess to the sauce.

Some words of caution: the bowl will be damned hot. Also, you want to have some water in your macaroni before you add the cheese mix, as the H₂O is necessary to make the cheese sauce. You'll be done in less than 5 minutes.

Now before you put your culinary skills to the test, make sure you, as the macaroni pouch states, "Keep kids safe."