Findings:
- I didn’t know why it took girls so long to do their makeup until someone showed me how to dismantle the patriarchy with an allen wrench and a roast chicken ballotine.
- Movie trailers are not effective as advertising
- He made me promise I would do this when I was next sad. So I promised myself I would not be sad again.
- Dai-Un made me do it!
- I hope they kill me while I'm standing here, so I can die happy.
- I give you corn. So much corn do I give.
- The Devil made me do it
- Show me dear Christ, thy spouse so bright and clear
- Listen to me, because I am in the soapbox. This is the voice of the soapbox. I am calling to you. Do you hear the sounds of my soaply siren song? My syntactically sweet strumming along to sequential sequestrations of symmetrically snakey st
- You Do Something To Me
- spectres tell me your secrets so I might become a champion
- His socks do not have a smell, which is so courteous.
- his attempt to flatter me and his failure to do just that
- Please do not bring me flowers
- And if terrorists wanted to communicate secretly, mightn't they just do so by collaborating on a 'draft' here at e2? Can the NSA check on our drafts? Who knows? Inquiring minds want to know, Jay!
- Put That Thing Back Where it Came From or So Help Me
- You're so beautiful you wake me in my sleep
- If you enhance your rave experience, do so safely
- It wasn't so much a trip down memory lane as it was me carjacking someone's memorymobile and speeding off down the freeway, but I digress.
- Why do all the pretty things always run away from me?
- Why do we treat them so well?
- What did my spleen ever do for me?
- How do I kludge thee? Let me count the ways
- they don't know what they'd do without me
- So long Arthur Miller! Who do I have to look up to now?
- Do you like me?
- please forgive me for whatever i do, when i don't remember you
- There's nothing you can do to me that Castro hasn't already done
- Hello, I take Zoloft. I am so gloriously mentally ill! You will love me, yes?
- Discover me so by faint indirections
- You were always so good to me
- I'm so shallow, a new t-shirt makes me happy
- Please don't tell me how to do my job
- Do you know me?
- i require so little to sustain me
- Promise me disappointment so I can stop holding out for glory.
- Do you love me or are you in love?
- Please let me out, I won't do it again
- And would you do this thing for me? Land softly, yeah, land softly
- It's so easy to say you cried yourself to sleep. It's so hard to do.
- Everything I do gives me cancer
- How long do you think I'll let you keep me here?
- Do you love me now, Daddy? Do you think I'm pretty?
- What I would do If I knew what was good for me
- Why do you persist on kissing me, whilst I obviously fake the deep breathing and the not so rapid eye movement?
- How Do You Want Me?
- I have to get up early and do laundry so I can wear something nice to the weirdo sex club
- What you do to me
- Do my skinned knees prove something about me?
- do you think about me as much as i think about you?
- why I do have to get so deep with people all the time just to gently let them down 2 weeks later
- Do you know what it is like to be alone among so many?
- "Why, oh why do I have so many innocuous crosses to bear?"
- She axed me, so I jus' toad 'er
- feline allergies
- I'm so toasty, you could spread jam on me
- When I was little my mother told me not to sit close to the T.V., so when I was six I did.
- a grief so strong I thought it would crush me there
- I want the stars so bright they make me breathless
- Lady Evolution, why have you wronged me so?
- I'm so sorry my brain works that way
- Fuck you; I won't do what you tell me!
- The existence of my reality is so oppressive on me
- You haven't seen it and you don't understand. I have malice. I have cruelty. The little fire that's always been inside me isn't so little anymore.
- So then I tried staring into the abyss, but it got distracted by a weasel and ditched me
- The bullets inside are very hot. Why do I feel so cold?
- I do not think that they will sing to me.
- Why do so many people wear glasses?
- do re mi fa so la ti do
- Do you think you could love me now?
- What Do I Do With Me
- I like you; do you like me?
- Do not blame me, Miss Gorgeous, if I regard you with suspicion
- Sketch me with charcoal. A pencil will never do, Argenis.
- Every time I see a dead fish that isn't, I think of you. Happiness keeps washing over me like a wave. What do I do with it all?
- Mama, Do You Love Me?
- What do you know of me, or I of you?
- Made direct amends to such people wherever possible except when to do so would injure them or others
- The full moon made me do it
- Making a fool of myself must be a hobby, I do it so frequently
- I was wrong as a child, to think old people were stupid for asking me where the day had gone. Now I understand... we older people do not live.
- She loved me for my brains not my body. It's what zombies do.
- He loved her so much, he wanted to do her autopsy
- How to get an abortion when it's illegal to do so in your country
- The one thing I wanted more than anything was for someone, just once, to tell me they don't know what they'd do without me
- So your ceiling has fallen on your pinball machine. What do you do?
- Nobody Loves Me & Neither Do I
- Do you think it's me?
- Why Do You Love Me?
- No One Loves Me & Neither Do I
- You've been slowly taking me over for nearly a year, do you know that?
- Why do I find coconuts so gloriously alluring?
- The Internet made me do it
- Except When To Do So Would Injure Them Or Others
- I swear I just came here for a sandwich, but do you remember me?
- So You Think You Are a "Christian," Do You?
- Insects do so much the rest of the world never notices.
- stop trying so hard, and just do. you'll do better.
- i am always awake. what do you require of me?
- do you think i can get all my ideas out? so they aren't lost?
- We pander to each other because we love each other so much and we'd do anything to keep each other and it's made us sensitive and it's fucking killing us all.
- So Sue Me
- I don't know what I don't know, so how do I know what to ask?
- tell me about the outside world. what part of it that i do not understand hurt you?
- SciFiQuest 3019: My Robot Made Me Do It
- It seemed so real, to me these are more than wasted days
- Oh, look at me, I'm so drunk
- So I was balls deep in the guy's ass that night when he turns to me and asks for a kiss. Damn. What a fag.
- so save me (user)
- The annoying kid told me to kick him so I did
- So, what's the problem with me?
- Me So Horny
- Been Brown So Long, It Looked Like Green to Me: The Politics of Nature
- Stab me again. It never felt so good to bleed.
- This silence, it hurts me, just so you know
- I was raised on red pepper and blood. I am so hot if you strike me I will light like a match.
- this writeup made me hungry like DAMN so I'm chinging it!
- It's just the three of us - you, me, and all that stuff we're so scared of
- So much it scares me
- So help me God
- Don't stand so close to me
- Why do people on TV eat so much?
- please come stay with me in the forest so at least i have one person with whom i have no secrets
- one kiss: bad for me, but i give in so easily. i'm weak.
- You asked me to leave. So I did.
- Everything Quest: You kids stop your fighting or I will turn this car around so help me God
- me so cute (user)
- So - you've been making love to me ten thousand miles away - how tantalizing.
- Nodeshell, Nodeshell, give me your answer, do.
- DOS memory management
- I whisper into the ears of Fate. Suggestions, taunts; course corrections.
- Do I have to watch my step at every turn?
- What I do with my philosophy degree
- Do not go gentle into that good night
- Do aliens exist?
- Do Her
- Why women wear makeup and perfume
- You Can't Do That on Television
- How do I find the G-Spot?
- Spirituality has nothing to do with religion
- comma comma down doobie do down down
- What to do if you get in a car accident
- Do you know William Faulkner?
- And What Do You Think?
- Do I dare to eat a peach?
- What do you want to see happen?
- Eskimos do NOT have 40 words for snow
- Do a crouch
- 61 things to do with an AOL CD
- Sim sala bim bamba sala do sala dim
- What You do While I Slumber
- Chung Do Kwan
- Damned if you do, damned if you don't
- do not disturb
- Don't do anything I wouldn't do
- and if you do, take pictures
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