Sung to Only Happy When It Rains by Garbage
The kitty hates it when it rains
He's not pleased with the precipitation
And though he knows you can't alleviate it
The kitty hates it when it rains
You know he hates it when the lairs go damp
As the fur is wet and feels so flat
The kitty hates it when it rains
Rain your cats and dogs
Rain your cats and dogs on him
Rain your cats and dogs
Rain your cats and dogs on him
The kitty hates it when it rains
He feels angry at the mud and gloom
His whiskers droop and he feels his doom
The kitty hates it when it rains
He only plays in the light
His only comfort a sky--no blight
He didn't "accidentally" muddy you
The kitty hates it when it rains
Sheets get the pawprints by the time he's through
As he meows about how he's blue
The kitty hates it when it rains
Pour your cats and dogs
(Pour your cats and dogs)
Pour your cats and dogs on him
(Pour your cats and dogs)
(repeat x2)
You can keep him safe and warm
As long as it's not fair
The kitty hates it when it rains
He wants to maim and eat his new rodentia
But raining has him in deep dementia
The kitty hates it when it rains
(Pour some cats and dogs)
(repeat x4)
Pour some cats and dogs on him
(repeat x4)