Findings:
- Kiss Me, I'm Chris
- one kiss: bad for me, but i give in so easily. i'm weak.
- Gosh! That single kiss made me feel like I'm charged up with the power of a million exploding suns!
- I'm so toasty, you could spread jam on me
- I'm beginning to think that nothing I think or say makes sense to anyone but me
- I'm a celebrity... get me out of here!
- I'm not in love, set me free
- Oh Ricky, how come you never kissed me?
- So I was balls deep in the guy's ass that night when he turns to me and asks for a kiss. Damn. What a fag.
- Tell me what I'm supposed to be feeling
- It is safe to say that I'm going to get my payback if he is anything like me.
- I'm Just Me (user)
- Don't get me wrong; I'm not a feminist
- Kiss Me, Kiss Me, Kiss Me
- That which does not kiss me makes me stronger
- Strike me down - I'll be everything I'm not
- You Burn Me Up I'm a Cigarette
- Don't blame me, I'm from Massachusetts
- Fuck me if I'm wrong
- Get Me Away From Here, I'm Dying
- I would've taken an axe to it, but I'm pretty sure the dryad would have pulverized me
- Shag Me, I'm Famous
- Don't Sit Next to Me, Just Because I'm Gay
- Don't miss me until I'm dead
- Oh be a fine girl kiss me right now sweetheart
- I fall in love with my migraine, every day he seduces me with a kiss.
- Kiss Me Good-Bye
- Chris and What He Untaught Me
- Hold me, thrill me, kiss me, kill me
- kiss me quick
- Take me drunk, I'm home
- Oh, look at me, I'm so drunk
- Don't touch me when I'm screaming
- You nature lover / you country punk / you bowl me over / I'm not that drunk
- I'm changing the climate! Ask me how
- Don't get me wrong - I'm a feminist
- I'm a bloke. Shoot me.
- this writeup made me hungry like DAMN so I'm chinging it!
- I'm up, he sees me, I'm down
- Dude, check me out. I'm like a little otter, a sexy little otter!
- Don't touch me when I'm on a boat
- chris me (user)
- Don't rush me, I'm fragile
- Kiss Me Deadly
- Jenny Kissed Me
- Punish me with kisses
- You kissed me. It was sweet and timid.
- She kissed me gently, just once, then walked away crying
- But I'm a good person! Yeah great you wanna help me with this or what?
- Kiss me once and never again
- I have no proof that he would ever want to kiss or destroy me.
- If you take me home tonight I know that we will kiss, and one of us will fall in love and it will be a mess.
- My crush asked if he could kiss me
- You beat it in me, that part of you/But I'm gonna split us back in two
- Look at me mammy I'm dancin I'm dancin
- I'm trying to see little old ladies as versions of my mom; it helps me be a better person
- Women want me when I'm taken
- I'm so shallow, a new t-shirt makes me happy
- I'm a Chicken-Hawk, and I'm gonna eat me some chickens
- I'm gonna be sad and then I want you to make me laugh
- Don't hate me because I'm evil
- I asked a friend to draw me, and I'm scared of what I'll see
- Someone takes care of me and I squirm like I'm caught in a lie
- I'm good enough, I'm smart enough and doggone it, people like me!
- No one asks me if I'm a Satanist or anything because I take the precaution of wearing a predominantly flannel and hawaiian shirt-oriented wardrobe
- I'm so sorry my brain works that way
- Maybe I'm naive but this type of website bugs me
- Don't Sit Next to Me Just Because I'm Asian
- Tell me what God is like, cause I'm starting to forget
- The monster stares back at me. I'm still young enough to believe that, with the right shoes, I can outrun it.
- I'm waiting for what will make me stand still the rest of my life
- The sheer fact that I'm in a developing country should make me a better person, yes?
- Break me. I'm elated.
- Love me till your heart stops. Love me till I'm dead.
- I'm Harriet Harman, you know where you can get me
- Do you love me now, Daddy? Do you think I'm pretty?
- They hate me because I'm beautiful
- Notice Me, I'm Here
- I hope they kill me while I'm standing here, so I can die happy.
- Nobody fly with me; I'm cursed
- Don't make me angry, you wouldn't like me when I'm angry
- I'm taking all I have to take, this taking's gonna shape me
- 'Scuse me while I kiss the sky
- Kiss Me
- Excuse me while I kiss this guy
- Don't Hug Me I'm Scared
- Dude, check me out. I'm like a little auditor, a sexy little auditor!
- Kiss me, you are beautiful. These are truly the last days.
- OBAFGKM
- Kiss me quick, squeeze me slowly!
- You kissed me on the mouth; I felt your lips on mine for months afterward
- Kiss Me, Kate
- Kiss Me Baby
- he kissed me for a year and a half
- Missed me, missed me, now you gotta kiss me
- I'm burning too brightly, begging you to smother me.
- Kiss Me, Stupid
- Your kisses, even in word form, give me butterflies
- What are you in for,cybercriminal? Hacking the sun? Freaking a planet? Technomurder? No. A century ago I told a man to kiss me on the peanus
- You eat toffee on toast. You kiss me every morning. I love you.
- Kiss Me, Judas
- Kiss Me Quick and Pork Pie Hat
- Slay Me With Kisses
- you kissed me on that night you can't remember
- I'm happy but you don't like me
- Correct me if I'm wrong, and if I am, I'll eat a bug
- Some guy named Chris (user)
- Chris Knight
- Chris Rock
- Chris Roberts
- Chris Knox
- Chris Matthews
- Chris Ofili
- Chris Cunningham
- Chris Stamper
- Chris Cornell
- Chris Martin
- Chris Ballew
- Chris Rea
- Chris Kuivenhoven
- Chris Grahn
- Chris Claremont
- Chris Squire
- Chris Frost (user)
- Chris LeDoux
- Chris Beevers
- Chris Barrie
- Chris Gaines
- A Eulogy for Chris Hubbock
- Chris Wheeler
- Chris Van Allsburg
- Chris Columbus
- Chris (user)
- Chris G Ford (user)
- Chris Kraft
- Chris Minh Doky
- Chris Kuroda
- Chris Carrabba
- Chris A. Jones (user)
- Chris Auty
- chris taylor (user)
- Dodgy Chris (user)
- Chris de Burgh
- MC Chris
- Chris Williams (user)
- Cot Death Chris (user)
- Chris McManus
- Chris Said (user)
- Chris Thutmoose (user)
- Chris Webber
- Chris Parnell
- Chris Wilson
- Chris Bangle
- Chris Hani
- Chris Brasher
- Chris Phillips
- Ruth's Chris Steak House
- Chris McCarron
- Chris Moneymaker
- Chris Pronger
- Chris Chandler
- Chris Hook (user)
- Chris Chubbuck
- Chris Osgood
- Chris Chelios
- Chris Spedding
- chris ranger (user)
- Gilbert Chris von Muir
- You mean the me that you would be
- The lonely death of Chris Farley
- Chris Christie
- Chris Mould
- A Pandeist responds to Chris Evans' "My thoughts on Pandeism"
- Chris Tyler (user)
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