Findings:
- I hope they kill me while I'm standing here, so I can die happy.
- I'm so sorry my brain works that way
- That witch does not kill me, makes me stronger
- The monster stares back at me. I'm still young enough to believe that, with the right shoes, I can outrun it.
- Why won't several thousand Volts of static electricity kill me?
- Can you see the tension piling on me in waves? Look into my eyes.
- it is a new dawn and I am a new me, this you can have if you want
- Sticks and stones may break my bones, but words can make me think I deserved it.
- Can you hear me Maggie Thatcher? Your boys took one hell of a beating
- Our obsessions almost killed me, but now here we are, talking like normal human beings
- I Used to Know a Man Who Killed Me Once a Week
- how my computer nearly killed me
- It is something very shameful. Please contact me again if I can be of further service.
- Can anyone bring me some Shazbot?!
- How being an irresponsible geek can kill!
- Can you show me?
- I can only pray that the same technology that created this crisis can help me put an end to it.
- How can I comfort you when it breaks me too?
- I don't believe in God or the soul but these machines can make me cry
- Squash can kill you
- That which doesn't kill me makes me breakfast
- Will eating a urinal cake kill me?
- It kills me to watch them go
- That which does not kill me...
- Impromptu: A Very Random NYC Gathering...
- Can my nodes be used against me in a court of law?
- Can You Take Me Back
- can you get enough of me?
- I want you to hit me as hard as you can
- Can you hear me knocking?
- You can now flame me, I am full of love
- I can slaughter my way through Hell, but I can't kill these feelings for you
- Promise me disappointment so I can stop holding out for glory.
- Can You Hear Me?
- Ya shoulda killed me last year
- Loophole Abusing a Magic Cauldron, Chapter 10: Teach Me If You Can
- There's nothing you can do to me that Castro hasn't already done
- You Can Count on Me
- The Weddings I have Performed, or Why God is Gonna Kill Me
- How Warrant nearly killed me
- Nothing can stop me now
- how 5-hour energy nearly killed me
- kill me (user)
- How The Original Pancake House nearly killed me
- You should have killed me when you had the chance
- How to say "I can eat glass, it does not hurt me"
- I Know Who Killed Me
- How Prom nearly killed me
- What we think we know can kill us
- What doesn't kill you can only fuck you up for a really, really long time
- Anonymous Men Think They Can Talk To Me
- Smoking can kill you
- No Rack Can Torture Me
- Nostalgia Can Only Kill You (document)
- you can only make me dizzy if you're spinning me in leaves or snowflakes
- If you can catch me, you can keep me
- Only Jesus can judge me
- can u c me i guess n (user)
- the water can kill you, but the beer won’t
- You can get to my heart by making me cry
- I a man sad, with a linux box, a slow internet connection and friends who can not see the love in me bursting to get out.
- you tell me i live in a malady called imagination and i only can laugh
- I can feel you forgetting me
- You can see right through me
- Can You Fill Me In?
- I Hope You Can Help Me I've Called Everywhere
- no power in the verse can stop me
- I'm Harriet Harman, you know where you can get me
- can you show me where this came from?
- When words fail me, music helps. I can at least sing along.
- Someone please kill me
- watch over me until i can find my way out of this labyrinth in my brain and regain my sanity
- can you change the weather? show me how the raindrops turn to lies
- I will kill you if I can
- I recall the last 20 years as succinctly as I can in one node: bear with me
- I can feel the radiation... changing me...
- Can you hear me flailing
- My mother also taught me how to quickly kill and clean game
- How an X-acto knife nearly killed me
- I would like for love not to kill me, please
- How Airborne School nearly killed me
- And the sad thing is, I know what's going to kill me
- kill me now (user)
- She kills me
- To win the game you must kill me, John Romero
- Can someone send me a photo of the server my nodes are on, please?
- i Kill Strangers, Stay Away From Me
- curiosity killed the cat, but it never hurt me
- Hold me, thrill me, kiss me, kill me
- kill him dead; don't call me
- Please Kill Me
- My Mother She Killed Me, My Father He Ate Me
- How airborne school nearly killed me.
- I am going to make it through this year if it kills me
- he tried to kill me with a forklift
- That which does not kill me, makes me stronger
- Though you can tell me
- Catch Me If You Can
- Dead Can Dance
- can of corn
- WWIII can start in Afghanistan
- Yan Can Cook
- coffee can
- Can we all just get along?
- Star Wars cans hidden message
- Be all that you can be
- canned food
- God can create a stone so heavy even he can't lift it
- Can buoy
- Water can
- That is not dead which can eternal lie
- I can eat a bicycle!
- Linux can reduce your taxes
- canned laughter
- What song would you want to sing if you could sing?
- Your smoking can harm others
- Can porn appeal to women?
- canned coffee
- You mean the me that you would be
- Dr Pepper imitations
- Can I masturbate too much?
- I can never ride the bleeding edge of technology!
- How can I help but use your eyes as a means for self-asphyxiation?
- Genetic Engineering, and How We Can Survive
- If you look hard enough, you can see Satan and his works everywhere
- I can eat a peach for hours
- Jay Buhner can vomit at will
- This poem can be put off no longer
- How many angels can dance on the head of a pin?
- My God parted the sea; what can yours do?
- How many ways can you say "ginger"?
- How many ways can you say "vinegar"?
- How many ways can you say "It's stuff made from soy"?
- tower of pop cans
- What is an "online pet" and can I actually raise one?
- How an S-R latch can destroy the universe
- Push a can
- Just because you can do something doesn't mean you should
- There I stood, rambling incoherently into the tin can, you loved it
- I can hang out with guys without fucking them!
- Can you hum a few bars?
- It's the Internet, I can do what I want
- can control
- canned ham
- Things you can tell just by looking at her
- I can divide by zero
- Language of the dead
- Smoking during pregnancy can harm your baby
- No one can be totally logical
- Hard disk vibrations and how you can stop them
- Tobacco smoke can harm your children
- Aerosol cans and a lighter can bring wet wood to life
- Canned Heat
- Mom, can we go to the mall?
- How complex can a public toilet be?
- I can neither confirm or deny these charges
- ordering a pizza can be a painful experience
- The eerie tale of prescient canned pasta
- True Love Can Wait
- Children can be cruel
- When can it end?
- I sometimes feel like I need every human that I can form a healthy relationship with to survive
- How far can an animal fall and survive?
- Some people can just hold onto the things that really matter to them
- Sometimes, all you can be is a friend
- I can make a bong out of anything
- Testing wild plants to see if you can eat them
- murder can be fun
- Why the obliteration of privacy can be a good thing
- Chalk can put us on the Moon
- Brother, can you spare a dime?
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